Monday, November 12, 2007

SMAK TALK- SNAIL COMMANDER
SMAK TALK- TINKER TAILOR
WEST- ROUND 1- MATCH 1

81 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote separate from your comment- thanks!

- Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

or

- Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

ETK said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers

Raúl said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

Jon Wilcox said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers

That snail is very highly decorated. He has seen battle before!

The taylor would be preoccupied trying to figure out how to get Jay Ronimo's clothes to fit. This would also make the Tin Toy useless.

matt! said...

news reports indicate that there can be nothing more frightening than a dangerous child's toy.

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Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

BLDawley said...

the Squid team manager would slow them down for the bout. looking closely at the Squid's medals I see one is for "longest trails of slim". Tin & Leather are fast and furiously fashionable. weapons master and powerful gun win!


Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©!

trophiogrande said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers

Pressman said...

Cap't Corkscrew clearly freed himself from prison, and hasn't even found time to take care of the manacles around his ankles. But just the look of joy on Tin Toy's face, there's a real detachment from the world there. Built for mayhem. Until Tin Toy winds down, my vote's for:

Tin Toys & Leather Kittens

sagar said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers

Craig said...

Squid-Sqirrel Stalkers

Felipe said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©!

Juanma said...

- Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

myokom said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©!

mordicai said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers.

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Don't make Cap'n Corkscrew angry, & don't make me spell out why.

Tyler (characters N' sketches) said...

SQUID-SQUIRL STALKERS

Patrick_Godfrey said...

Winning with flare and firepower...

TIN TOYS AND LEATHER KITTENS

Ras Yeti said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Mike Laughead said...

- Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

matt said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens,

Except for that guy in the red suit, who totally gets shot in the stomach first thing.

MrColinP said...

Jay Ronimo looks crazy as heck, but Tin Toys and Leather Kittens© all look absolutely BRUTAL.

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©!

e said...

tin toys ant leather kittens!

Jamin Hoyle said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Big Al said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Guy Mann said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens

Dean Trippe said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©!

Ryan said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers.

Steve Rolston said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Kenneth Belasco said...

Very close match-up but I'm with Squid-sqirrel Stakers!

Nathan said...

Squid Squirrel Stalkers

At least two of those dudes look like they've seen a fight, and the third looks like he's lost a few.

Gotmilk? said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens

Poor snail... at least he makes a tasty snack after the fight

NIAK said...

squid squirrel stalkers

Kyle Latino said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

McCarthy said...

Tin Toys & Leather Kittens©.

john backstrom said...

This is a tough one... but I think it's

- Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

LT said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Checkmark said...

Jay Ramino and Coekscrew seem pretty determined, but the other team does too. Close call, but...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers.

andy ristaino said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

seamonstre said...

Tin Toys!

Rosemary Travale said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

CAROLINE HU said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittins©

Toughest battle, but they have ammo, boobs, and a color scheme.

MitchLoidolt said...

Tin Toys & Leather Kittens!

Joel Priddy said...

Toughest match to call, by a long shot. But I think I gotta go with the tin toy. He just looks so happy!

Tin Toy!

Bobby Pontillas said...

tough one, but
Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

come out on top!

Dan Boyd said...

Squid Squirrel Stalkers

Andy said...

squid squirrel stalkers

Gavin Schmitt said...

This was a hard fight -- not as pretty as some before it, but probably the best matched teams, pulling out the best quality skills for our FACA viewing entertainment!

Snail commander's team may have been out gunned, they may also have been out-teamed (as the Tin Toys worked together like clock work!), but Jay Ronimo's complete and utter lack of sanity sure carried through.

Like a mad man, Jay pounded on Iza's head with his ladel, while her toy buddy was 'tied up' with the captain.

A referee (a rare site in a FACA match) actually had to come in and redirect Jay. He'd been pounding so long Iza no longer had a head!

Still shouting, probably without any idea where he was or what he was doing, Jay moved on to Iza's partner.

BANG BANG BANG again. Long moments of shouting and pounding.

FACA staff quietly sedated him (with a blow dart) to end the match.

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers for the win!

DaLe said...

squid sqirrels, if ray's face of death can destroy my viquor, then he can take on anything

Glorb said...

Because you need a great commander to win a fight like this, I'd say

Squid Squirrel Stalkers !

Krixmax said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers

Maré Odomo said...

Tin Toys & Leather Kittens destroys SSS with its bold colors and awesome poses.

Snail Commander leaves behind a trail of slime and disgrace.

TTLK

Nate Higley said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens

AtomicTerrier said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

Jeremy Mohler said...

Yeah, the Squid-squirrel Stalkers.

Justin Alicea said...

Hot babe and toy killing machine takes it -

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens!!!

Zimm said...

Squid Squirrel Stalkers FTW

Tin Toy runs out of juice, taking him out of the fight, Iza Whatever Nag can't get up from that crotch ripping pose of hers, and tinker tailor goes into a coma after tripping over Snail Commander. Cap'n Corkscrew and Jay Ronimo didn't even have to get out of bed today.

escapegoat said...

Gotta go with the Squid-Squirrel Stalkers. They look like they want the win and will get it through sheer crazed determination.

Squid-Squirrel Stalkers FTW

ROMANO said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

emon xie said...

Gotta side with tentacles and invertebrates!

winners: Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

Mr. Joe said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens FTW

MattW said...

- Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

They just look like they're gonna have fun putting the Squidees out of their misery.

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BigBot said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Scott White said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

Emma said...

Squid squirrel stalkers!!

Alex Holmes said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

stephen eidson said...

Squid-Squirrel Stalkers

RJackson said...

Most definitely TIN TOYS & LEATHER KITTENS (c) for the devastating WIN!

RAWLS said...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

rvandeuren said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Dustin Harbin said...

Awesome smak!

TIN TOYS!

Ramón said...

toys and leather kittens

Greg Hillsman said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©!

Quint said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

Ryan said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

maris said...

Snail Commander is one mollusk who knows what he's doing...

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

comicnrrd said...

tin toys & leather kittens

Bart King said...

Tin Toys and Leather Kittens©

alicia said...

Although I personally love Tin Toy, this one goes to

Squid-sqirrel Stalkers

rawn gandy said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers! by a worm.

mike said...

Tin toys and leather knittens

Paul Adam said...

Squid-squirrel Stalkers