The Neuterer only neuters pets. Therefore the cats have been compromised. In a blind rage Granny inflicts massive burns upon him and wraps him in yarn. this sets the tone of the match… Heartshield is so emotional that he falls to his knees in anguish and cries while Ray laughs and kicks him in the skirt.
I'm giving it to Skin & Bonez, only because I believe the history of constant animosity between the Neuterer and Heartshield will affect their ability to perform as a tag-team. Just like in professional wrestling, it's the classic scenario to be expected :P
I'm not privy to the previous grudge, but the way I see it, X-Ray's gonna be putting a world of radioactive hurt on Neuterer, & inadvertently, Granny. Heartshield has what it takes to, ehm, shield itself. Granny, in a last act of desperate rage, needlepoints along the pattern of Heartshield's aegis, leaving him vulnerable to X-Ray Ray. Soon, his dangerous aura infects all of Earth, leaving him alone to reflect on his sad, sad victory.
Skin and Bonez look ready for the fight. You can see it in their facial expressions and body stances. Heck, even the cats look pumped. I can see this fierceness giving them the winning edge.
Looks like both X-Ray Ray and Flaming Granny have powered up significantly since the last time we saw them, what with the electro-crackly fingers and the red-eyed cats. Considering what powerhouses they were to begin with, I can't imagine the devastation they are now capable of!
You guys are kooky: Heartshield by himself is more than a match for a granny/skinless child combo. No offense to grannies in general, or skinless children in particular; but there, I've said it. Plus, as has been said, Neuterer + Kitties = Less Kitties.
X-ray has guts, but no muscle. Flaming Granny has fire and felines, but their team has no defensive elements. Neuterer and Heartshield have both muscle, heart and defensive elelments.
I see X-Ray getting skinned, and Granny tiring after valiant offensive attacks by her fail to do their job and she wants to take a nap.
Match start: Granny sends her flaming cats to distract Love and Hate. While they scream in flaming agony, X-Ray ray electrocutes the two of the them. While Ray ray is doing that, Granny then tackles them both. Woot!
The only fight I see here is between Neuterer and Heartshield-- there's only enough skin on those cats for one shirt between the two of them. Granny's skin would make some nice moccasins for Neuterer, too, or a raincoat.
Granny still dredges up fond memories of my own fraternal granny. I have only betrayed her in one vote. I can't bring myself to do so again. A very tough call but...
It's too bad the Neuteror smells like cat food, Granny's cats will take him out in 5 seconds! Heartshield won't stand a chance against the champs all alone...
Love will conquer Skin's cold cackling cockles by crumpling her with recollections loves lost and bitter departures, and the crushing realization that fickle felines are her only companions into the afterlife, and even they don't really love her. Then off with her head á la Queen of Hearts. NOTHING BURNS AS HOT AS LOVE.
Hate will grind Bones into ulcerous dust after they snap with the full hurricane of the rage that is HATE is vented upon him. BONES WILL BE GNASHED IN THE TEETH OF HATE.
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- LOVE AND HATE
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- SKIN AND BONEZ
The Neuterer only neuters pets. Therefore the cats have been compromised. In a blind rage Granny inflicts massive burns upon him and wraps him in yarn. this sets the tone of the match…
Heartshield is so emotional that he falls to his knees in anguish and cries while Ray laughs and kicks him in the skirt.
SKIN & BONEZ!
Love and Hate
Love and Hate
Ooooooo...great grudge match!
I'm giving it to Skin & Bonez, only because I believe the history of constant animosity between the Neuterer and Heartshield will affect their ability to perform as a tag-team. Just like in professional wrestling, it's the classic scenario to be expected :P
-Ty
I'm not privy to the previous grudge, but the way I see it, X-Ray's gonna be putting a world of radioactive hurt on Neuterer, & inadvertently, Granny. Heartshield has what it takes to, ehm, shield itself. Granny, in a last act of desperate rage, needlepoints along the pattern of Heartshield's aegis, leaving him vulnerable to X-Ray Ray. Soon, his dangerous aura infects all of Earth, leaving him alone to reflect on his sad, sad victory.
Skin & Bonez.
You idiots- you don't bring swords and axes to an on-fire no-skin fight.
Skin and Bonez!
Skin & Bones
Oh man, she's packin evil lookin flaming kitties (which are demons when they're NOT superhuman and flaming)...
gotta go with:
SKIN AND BONEZ
SKIN AND BONEZ
Heartshield's heartshield is big enough for both Love & Hate to take cover, while Skin & Bonez will prove to be as fragile as their name implies.
Victory: LOVE AND HATE
Skin and Bonez look ready for the fight. You can see it in their facial expressions and body stances. Heck, even the cats look pumped. I can see this fierceness giving them the winning edge.
SKIN AND BONEZ
SKIN AND BONEZ!
Skin and Bonez
I think I'm gonna go with Skin and Bonez! I didn't really like them at first, but they've grown on me.
Skin and Bonez!
SKIN AND BONEZ
Love & Hate.
Love and Hate
Looks like both X-Ray Ray and Flaming Granny have powered up significantly since the last time we saw them, what with the electro-crackly fingers and the red-eyed cats. Considering what powerhouses they were to begin with, I can't imagine the devastation they are now capable of!
Skin 'n Bonez!
SKIN AND BONEZ
there's just something about that granny...
and those kitties look tough!
Love and Hate
i have to go with...
skin & bonez
skin and bonez!
LOVE AND HATE
Where's the Smak?
You guys are kooky: Heartshield by himself is more than a match for a granny/skinless child combo. No offense to grannies in general, or skinless children in particular; but there, I've said it. Plus, as has been said, Neuterer + Kitties = Less Kitties.
LOVE & HATE
Love and hate have the ferocity. Even though they won a lot of rounds, I just feel that Skin and Bones has less strength.
Skin and Bonez!
Love and hate
Skin & Bonez continue their dominance...
SKIN & BONEZ
X-ray has guts, but no muscle. Flaming Granny has fire and felines, but their team has no defensive elements. Neuterer and Heartshield have both muscle, heart and defensive elelments.
I see X-Ray getting skinned, and Granny tiring after valiant offensive attacks by her fail to do their job and she wants to take a nap.
LOVE AND HATE
skin & bonez
i have 3 cats, i know how viscious they are, no heart shield can stop them especially when theyre on fire
SKIN AND BONEZ!!!!!
I know from experience that cats will tear anything apart.
-SKIN AND BONEZ
Skin and Bones
Do you think she lets the kitties nibble on the corpses?
-SKIN AND BONEZ!
skin & bones. i think a neutered cat is an angry cat.
skin and bonez!
I'm all about former enemies teaming up to pick on children and the elderly. Plus, they look awesome together in color.
LOVE AND HATE
skin & bonez
love & hate
The demon felines tip the scales in favor of...
SKIN & BONEZ!!!
Love and Hate are the core of what drives Skin and Bones. In essence Skin and Bones must defeat themselves in order to pull out a victory.
-Love and Hate ftw
Love & Hate
Skin & Bonez
Skin and Bonez!
Skin & Bonez, son.
Flamin Granny's never looked so judgemental, and Ray is so zen he can't be touched!
SKIN N BONEZ!
Skin and Bonez
Skin and Bonez ftw!
Skin and Bonez
-them cats look plain evil
Skin and Bones
Axe beats cat....
Love and Hate!
Skin and Bonez!
Match start: Granny sends her flaming cats to distract Love and Hate. While they scream in flaming agony, X-Ray ray electrocutes the two of the them. While Ray ray is doing that, Granny then tackles them both. Woot!
Skin and Bonez!
Skin and Bonez!
Skin and Bonez are fragile and argumentative, whereas Love & Hate have a coheseve focused thing going on.
LOVE & HATE
Skin and Bonez
Skin and Bonez
for the win: Love & Hate
Love and Hate
LOVE AND HATE
The only fight I see here is between Neuterer and Heartshield-- there's only enough skin on those cats for one shirt between the two of them. Granny's skin would make some nice moccasins for Neuterer, too, or a raincoat.
LOVE & HATE
SRSLY. The boner's only defense would be bleedin', and I don't see a circulatory system in there....
NEUTERER is going to make some marrow kindlin' out of that skelly...
And that... that is just gonna fuel the fire in HEARTSHIELD'S eyes.
He's sooo dreamy.
I foresee some shield squashin'.
Gram. I love you, but you just don't stand a chance... Maybe if you were made up of cats. Flamin' hater cats. SRSLY.
LOVE AND HATE... the story of my life.
SKIN AND BONEZ
Hmmm...tough one. Cats afire are something fierce, I would imagine, so...
Skin and Bonez
LOVE AND HATE
Skin & Bones
skin and bonez.
Granny still dredges up fond memories of my own fraternal granny. I have only betrayed her in one vote. I can't bring myself to do so again. A very tough call but...
Skin and Bonez
It's too bad the Neuteror smells like cat food, Granny's cats will take him out in 5 seconds! Heartshield won't stand a chance against the champs all alone...
SKin and Bones FTK!
Love & Hate.
d.
Love will conquer Skin's cold cackling cockles by crumpling her with recollections loves lost and bitter departures, and the crushing realization that fickle felines are her only companions into the afterlife, and even they don't really love her. Then off with her head á la Queen of Hearts. NOTHING BURNS AS HOT AS LOVE.
Hate will grind Bones into ulcerous dust after they snap with the full hurricane of the rage that is HATE is vented upon him. BONES WILL BE GNASHED IN THE TEETH OF HATE.
LOVE & HATE.
love the above play out.
LOVE & HATE.
SKIN AND BONEZ!!
Skin and Bonez
Skin and Bonez
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