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SMAK TALK- CANNON FATHERSMAK TALK- THE RED RAJAFACA3 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!- Cannon Fatheror- The Red Raja
I'm the first! Wee! Though I hate to see the fall of Lord Harm, Cannon Father is nigh the worthiest of opponents. And by nigh, I mean that Red Raja is just a bit worthier. All hail His Crustaceous!Red Raja for the Win!
Not so fast Dustin harbin... Were we watching the same match? I saw Cannon Father break open those claws of The Red Raja and suck out all the meat.Cannon Father for the win!
Even though Red Raja may be one of the coolest characters ever, Cannon Father cannot ever fall in battle. No, never. Cannon Father will lay waste to the cephalacrustaceous landscape.Cannon Father wins.
Damn, this is tough one!...The Red Raja!
Cannon Father has fought his way through countless ferocious battles...while the Red Raja has pretty much easily over taken his...so with that said...CANNON FATHER...for his tenacity and endurance...old man won't go down easy...
I did not expect to see the end of Lord Harm in my lifetime. I am surprised and saddened. His concession speech was humble and inspiring and will serve as an example to those of us who recognize nobility still. Truly, my hat is off to Cannon Father. Regardless, there's no question that CF has had a rough go. Recuperation will not be swift. Perfect time for the Red Raja to sweep up the pieces.The RED RAJA!!
ever use a cannon ball as a lobster cracker? Works pretty good. Cannon Father!
steam and grit wins every time.Cannon Father.
I'm shocked, I really thought it would be Harm and Dewey in the final but alas, these two strong competitors have prevailed. This must be the toughest final so far. They are both such excellent designs but I think that Cannon Father has just that bit more character and like a man in an afro wig once said "personality goes a long way".Winner: Cannon Father
The cannons didn't even let Red Raja get close. Being top heavy and surrounded by smoke the disoriented Red Raja didn't even know what hit himCannon Father for the win!
The red raja
Cannon Father for the win!
Oh my! What a tough one. Two great competitors (this final four had four amazing entries! congrats!)I see the battle going something like this: RR does something menacing involving clever use of his claws, Cannon Father calls him "Chief", says some other stuff, run around, and pummels RR into submission with giant balls of lead, clouds of smoke, huge lungfuls of dust, and perhaps a bonk or two on the noggin from swinging the cannons themselves when RR gets too close for comfort.Cannon Father for the win.
Two splashes of red-orange are met by two quick blurs of grey.KA-CRACK-A-SMACKLETwo claws, split and broken, befall two smoldering and cracked cannoballs beneath a tangled beard of tentacles.Cannon Father's third, mounted atop his back, blasts through the meaty sphere of the Raja's visage, leaving one man standing, panting and ashen, in the dust and smoke.Winner: Cannon Father
No one is gonna take Canon Father Alive! Finish everybody! Canon balls fly! Canon Father the new champion!
Red Raja of course!!!
Red Raja has the best SMAK TALK I've seen through this whole thing. Too bad it's so original that no one can/should copy his/her way of doing it. Great fighting.The Red Raja FTW!
RED RAJA!If I rolled out of bed one morning, and looked like that, I'd be set for life! So jealous...
The stage is silent, surrounded by the sweaty din of the spectators around it.Red Raja's vicious pincers click quietly in a rhythm... as if he were counting all of them that fell before him. His tentacles go flicka-flack with anticipation. Cannon father does not sit nor stand in his corner. he is the corner, ready and waiting to expand into a greater shape-- claim more space of the stage with his smoke blowing children.The crowd has a wetness to it -- a hot sticky sop that drips from every row in the stadium. hands clap together -- rub -- and flick off their greacey dirt. There is a sickening smell as the bell rings and the warriors -- true titans in their game, killers of all that are lesser, and all is lesser than they.cannons belch like children scream, crab claws snip like nightmares of under sea pain. in the darkness that fallows, a victor, stands. But one so great that none of us can see...
Red Raja still reigns in my vote.Red Raja clip this in the BUD!RR FTW!
Cannon Father, because he has the best smack talk.
GOOD LAWD OH YAY-ESsss RED RAJA!!!!RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!FOTHAWEEEEEEIN!
i cannot believe it would finally came up to this.....ggg ...G..GOD it hu...it hurtsss.....awww!!CANNON FATHERrrr!!!
Cannon Father bested Lord Harm (and by the looks of his smack talk, he has a history of doing exactly that)Red Raja has a history of tasting yummy with butter and a little lemon.Cannon Father for the win AND the victory dinner!
Ah, it hurts my heart to see this day. Though, it had to be, for both these, ah, men are champions. The Raja's snipping pincer-thingees are too fast for cannon balls. So, the Father is gonna have to get in there, cannon barrel-to-claw. The Father'll not shrink from the grim chore this is gonna be. He'll sink his teeth in and glut himself on raw calamari.End of the day, Cannon Father wears the belt.
The Red Raja
cannonballs are cute, but that shit is armored!red raja!
The Red Raja.
Both fighters are awesome.RedRaja
Tough one, I love them both. But--on careful deliberation-- I think an old salt has a bit more Gumption than an old lobster...Cannon Father!
Red Raja will snip those cannonballs in twain!Winner - Red Raja
No one can beat the Red Raja, he's got an armor, and gigantic claws ! Cannon Father shouldnt walk around half naked, he's an easy prey while reloading his famous cannons..RED RAJA !
The Red Raja will avenge Lord Harm and destroy those cannons like paper!!Winner: The Red Raja
The Red Raja !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In an ideal world I would see Cannon Father and Red Raja team up and rule FACA with an iron ball and sharpened claw!!!But alas, it's a fight to the finish and it's been a pretty tough fight for each of these mighty competitors.Cannon Father looks a bit weathered, and had a difficult round with Lord Harm.On the other hand, Red Raja's mystic prowess and savage claws beat Dewey with much ease.I'd say if this would be a continuos battle, that Cannon Father would be weary and tired from tough previous bouts. His eyes might not be as sharp as they were during earlier rounds, and his aim would be a bit off because of that.Red Raja senses the weak spot, and slyly maneuvers within the giant balls of lead to go in for the kill of Cannon Father...But what is this? Cannon Father knew the only way Raja would take him down would be a close attack, and he planned his counterattack well in advance.With his cannon prepped and ready to fire, the Cannon Father blasts a close range attack on Red Raja...There is smoke, and Red Raja is no where to be seen. Did that last shot obliterate Red Raja into nothingness? Cannon Father raises his cannons in victory as he prepares for a much needed slumber.Unfortunately for Cannon Father, Red Raja had seen the future and knew of this last attack, and through a bit of Crustacean Mysticism teleported to a safe domain only to return to Cannon Father in a deep slumber and not a cannon in sight.Red Raja raises his crimson claw in the dark night skies and plunges it into Cannon Father's chest.Cannon Father's cry is as loud, if not louder, than his cannons. He tries reaching to his cannons...but it's too late. Red Raja has claimed the final victory.RED RAJA FOR THE WIN.-matt
Tough call!The Red Raja!
Red Raja takes it all!
Hmmm... This is a tough one. My two favorite characters in the final. Who wins?I think Red Raja's smack talk gives him the slight advantage, and I mean slight.RED RAJA WINS!!!!
The Prawn with Brawn!Red Raja!
RAJA of course!!! ive been a fan since the beginning!
Behind the knoll of smoke and fire stumbles the looming Cannon Father using a cracked cannon for support. He slowly slips below the fog of war and falls into deep slumber. His homeland anthem on his lips, humming one last time. It seems to be over...But, alas! Cannon Father shifts but a little! A burst of exhaust from below his hairy upper lip escapes triumphantly! IS he alive?!? does he thrive for life for one last thrashing smackdown?!? NO! it was only Red Raja removing his shears from CF's charcoaled corpse. ZING!RED RAJA for the win!!
The Red Raja wins!
Although I was in the Red Raja's camp for a while, seeing Cannon Father get beater and beater shows that he's a die hard kind of guy.-Cannon Father!
Cannonballs smash scissors.Winner: Cannon Father!
those cannons take time to arm & light & fire, those claws take mila-seconds to chop off heads. PLUS, look at all those doohickeys & bolts, they gotta do something to improve the felocity & limb severing power.all hail RAJA!
You know how hard it is to eat crab legs!!!??!!!WINNER : Red Raja
triple BOOM!However, I have no idea how, but...Red Raja will win.I feel that CF depends totally on his cannons, without them he is nothing more than a bar thug.On the other hand the Raja is a fighter, a warrior, he is going to fight until his last tentacle, and win.Red Raja for the Title.
I've had him marked as a major contender from the jump.Cannon Father
After much deliberation...Cannon Father.
I see Red Raja easily out maneuvering Canon Father's first volley of cannon fire.While Father's trying to reload he gets the claw.Raja accepts the belt, accompanied by the Motorhead's, "the claw".
If he took down the mighty Lord Harm then he can go all the way.Cannon Father.
he 's so sexy and badasssss.... how could i not vote that shirtless hunk of a man -cannon father for the win
Cannon Father for the BELT!
i thought i already voted...RED RAJA!
Ballistics all the wayCannon Father
a mystic mollusk can´t simply be defeated by a tiny human with a pair of toys.RED RAJA!!!
Cannon Father to the end!!!
Cannon Father FTW. His little iron children make fried calamari of the raja.
the red raja
Both fantastic characters. Though cannon father has given me much enjoyment through the tournament, Lord HArm was my favourite and I would have loved to have seen a smak talk showdown between red raja and lord harm, so that leaves...Red Raja for the win
Tentacle always beats spherical orbs.Winner: The Red Raja
red raja deflects all with his mighty claws...and then finishes with a boston crab. +++RED RAJA FTW++++
The RED RAJA!!
For the Win:Red Raja!
Gunz a blazin'! Mouth a runnin'!Cannon Father!
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