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SMAK TALK- CANNON FATHERSMAK TALK- LORD HARMSMAK TALK- CANNON FATHERSMAK TALK- LORD HARMSMAK TALK- CANNON FATHERSEMI FINALS- MATCH ONE
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!- Cannon Fatheror- Lord Harm
lord harm crushes these cannons!LORD HARM!
Despite Lord Harm's willingness to fisticuff (I love that drawing), cannon father looks more grizzled with the fresh scratches than before, which, honestly, I wasn't sure was possible.As the cannon smoke clears, first we see a toppled cannon, victim in this fight. Then a fallen lord.Cannon Father.
LORD HARMUnless my knowledge of video game bosses has failed me for the first time, LORD HARM's only looks to be that little green eye. Tough spot to hit.
Cannon Father would wake Lord Harm up with a dash of cannon ball to the loins..Cannon Father
Lord Harm. His mighty, skillful hands will pluck those balls out of the air...juggle with them a bit...and then hurl them back, with more velocity than at which they fired...and Cannon Father shall be no more.Lord Harm for the win.
I really though that it was impossible for Lord Harm to be beaten... but now I'm not so sure.I think that his pose is too defensive, slightly retreating... somehow he lost his cool.I have to go for Cannon Father.
Cannon Father!! skladoosh!
In the battle between man and man-beast, man must persevere! Cannon Father looks to be the type of man who can persevere against all odds and come out on top.Cannon Father for the win!
Lord Harm. Hands down. There has been some amazing smak talk in this competition, but Lord Harm's has been my favorite to date. Lord Harm for the win. I wanna see the Red Raja and Lord Harm in the final showdown!GO LORD HARM!
Bruised, battered, and unbending, I think Cannon Father's in his element. (anxiously awaiting Smak-talk from both, thought!)Cannon Father wins.
Canon Father is just too cool. He means to win this whole thing. Canon Father!
This guy is going to go all the way...WINNER : LORD HARM
with those fists?!LORD HARM
With ease: Winner: Cannon Father!!!!!
ARGH! Cannon Father is so good!Cannon Father
It's too easy to imagine those cannonballs just bouncing off of Lord Harm's tough Eastern European hide. And I see no reason Cannon Father could survive the fist-poundin' of Lord Harm.Lord Harm takes it.
Those fists can pound away any number of cannonballs...Winner - Lord Harm
I think this match could feature a classic demonstration of the rope-a-dope technique... How exhausting is it to repeatedly fire and load those cannons? How many hits would it take to crumple Lord Harm's cummerbund? How long until the first cannonball slips from cannonfather's sweaty, inceasingly panicky hands...With Cannon Father swaying from exhaution and barely able to focus, Lord Harm spits out his teeth and retorts 'Is that all you've got?'And then the fight may begin..Winner: Lord Harm
Cannon Father is the man. Cannon Father
Wow, I'm shocked at the support for Cannon Father. He's great, don't get me wrong. Like the kid from the Phantom Tollbooth's gnarly great uncle, who played an unpublicized role in the Spanish-American War--I can't wait to see who options him.But roots! Have you forgotten your roots? Lord Harm is elemental, baby--you can't hurt that with cannons, nor with fists, nor even with gristle! Lord Harm Uber Alles!
all it takes is one well-placed cannonball to the teeny little eye.cannon father!
CANNON FATHER WINS!!!
He's the Smak Talk master.Lord Harm!
this is an odd fight. I think the fighters are pretty evenly matched. I'm sticking to my original favorite for the tourny: Cannon Father
Lord Harm. Best smack talk ever.
Winner: Lord Harm
I was eagerly awaiting the smaktalk for this one. While the Cannon Father's is well drawn it seems pretty clear to me that Lord Harm can leap clear of even his biggest cannon blast. While in the Lord's own 'talk an ominous and disquieting fate has been proposed for his opponent.There is nothing holy about this Father, pray to the Lord!Winner: Lord Harm.
For the Win:Cannon Father!
BOOM! ...BOOM!...BOOM!...Kaaaaaaaaa...BOOM!!!Ye Gads! It's Cannon Father!
It's a good fight, but Lord Harm was specially bred for nothing but manly fisticuffs. He is deadly serious about it.- LORD HARM
fists against fire.lord harm wins!
Lord harm for me, anyone that can sport that mustache and still be alive rocks!
Blasting cannonballs against Lord Harm seems like flicking BBs at an oncoming elephant.Winner: Lord Harm
Rolling in the dirt...Winner: Lord Harm!
Cannon Father makes it happen.
Good Lord HARM!
Lord Harm looks like the guy at the carnival who catches canon balls in the chest for 5 dollars a show and all the funnelcakes and tube stakes he can eat. For some reason I think, canon father will be anwering the question, "who's your daddy?"the answer,"Lord Harm"
lord harm !
Lord Harm's skin is most likely cannon-proof. At least, it is in my nightmares.Lord Harm for the win!!!!
Definitely Lord Harm!!
lord harm please
Cannon Father without a doubt...
Epic smak talking going on here...Lord Harm gets my vote!
Cannon Balls are like dainty nibbles to The harmful lordCannon Father's gonna be shaking like a jellied eel.Lord Harm
Despite his mighty forearms and decorative ingenuity, I think the Lord has met his match against the Cannon family.Cannon Father for the win!
Cannon Father all the way!!!
CANNON FATHER ,COME ON!!!
The one That should WIN.LOOK AT THAT CHARACTER MAN he is awesome.The One And Only Cannon Father !!!!!!!!!
Cannon Father hands down baby.
Me thinks the only man that will be left standing is me bloody father. ((( Cannon Father. ))) BOOOM BOOOM BOOOM
Tough one, but there's a whiff of class warfare about this particular match, and I gotta go with the salt of the earth:Cannon Father!
The working man is my man.Cannon Father punishes Harm.
Cannon Father, for sure!
Cannon Father. Pwoooom!
the harbinger of pain, LORD HARM!
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