Monday, July 2, 2007

SMAK TALK- ONCIII

SMAK TALK- PANDEMIC

SMAK TALK- ONCIII

NORTH- ROUND 3-MATCH 2

60 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Olivia Neutron Chan III

or

- Pandemic

Dustin Harbin said...

Hm. This dadblasted Neutron Chan gives me the heebies something fierce, but it's hard to imagine how a T.O.ed bear with some noxious clouds can do much against this creepy metal construct.

Olivia!

matt said...

Robots don't get sick. They DO kill.

Olivia wins.

Felipe said...

Pandemic!

Peebot said...

PANDEMIC!

Kagan M. said...

OLIVIA NEUTRON

Greg Hillsman said...

Olivia Netron Chan III!

tonci said...

pandemic!

Big Al said...

Pandemic is very cool, but I don't see how he can defeat a robot. The horror show known as Olivia Neutron Chan III wins.

ROMANO said...

Pandemiccccccccc!!!!!!!!

Guy Mann said...

Pandemic will hit with some bird flu which will have no effect on the robot. Olivia will then use her cutting implements to make sure that pandas stay on the endangered species list.
For The Win:
Olivia Neutron Chan III.

Eric Talbot said...

PANDEMIC!

ocularinvasion said...

olivia neutron chan III

Eugene said...

The Centaur must be avenged!!!

Winner-Olivia Neutron Chan III

Checkmark said...

Pandemic has been fighting like a madman, there's no stopping him.

Pandemic.

Dave Shelton said...

Pandemic

Gavin Schmitt said...

"This is a worst case scenario for Pandemic: An opponent that can not get sick!" says the grungey mechanic next to me.

The boos and chanting from the stands is intense during the fight -- the many green clad medical fans crying "foul" and "cheap" over the match up.

I'd seen this coming though, and the fight previous moved my bets to another fighter at the FACA betting office.

Turning back to the fight, I watched as Pandemic gave it his all. He is a bear after all, and not above getting in there and using some claws and teeth -- and all in all he didn't do that badly.

At least until ONC3 stopped playing around and dropped a chainsaw on his head.

the stadium fell completely silent and the stretcher came out. Not even a word from the announcer's box high above the ring.

The paramedics carried the remains from the field, leaving ONC3 a silent victory

pulphope said...

Seeing the line-up and checking the OTB stats, I quickly see the odds placed on this one. Hurridly, I rush down to the betting booth, I wait in line for two minutes, I rush back, bet-stub in hand...

Only to see Olivia noisily clanking and whirring over a blood-soaked rug. Oh, wait. no, that's not a blood-soaked rug, that's Pandemic.

I check my watch. One minute, fifty-two seconds. I check the OTB book.

I'm rich!

Olivia Neutron Chan III, on behalf of my fellows, let me say--I absolutely cannot WAIT to see you get shredded by RED RAJA!!

ONC III

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Mike Laughead said...

Pandemic

mike said...

pandemic

Jeremy said...

Pandemic takes her down, but it ain't easy.

fredland said...

pandemic

Hurk said...

Pandemic

McCarthy said...

Pandemic.

Bart King said...

Winner: Pandemic

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

I am afraid that Pandemic has finally met his doom! Olivia Neutron Chan III will not be affected in the slightest by his toxins!

Olivia Neutron Chan III winner!

-David Poe said...

-Olivia Neutron Chan III

Ras Yeti said...

A bad match up for the bear.

Winner: Olivia Neutron Chan III

Michael Bowen said...

Pandemic

Tim Baron said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III!

stephen eidson said...

Pandemic

nelson said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Monkeyfeather said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III wins in a bloody, gooey mess... to bad it won't last. Red Raja will Destroy her...

Olivia Neutron Chan III WINS.

Matthew Jent said...

A panda bear with a syringe for a finger wins most any fight he is in.

Winner - Pandemic

Operation GutterBall said...

OLIVIA NEUTRON CHAN CLAN

Dean Trippe said...

vote: pandemic!

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Kenneth Belasco said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Joel Priddy said...

As much as I've enjoyed Pandemic, I have to vote for Olivia, because I really want to see the Olivia Neutron Chan III vs. Red Raja Smak Talk! That will be amazing.

Olivia!

e said...

pandemic

ETK said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

mmmmmike said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

escapegoat said...

ONC3 vs a host biological diseases? I don't think Pandemic is in possession of any computer viruses...

ONC3 for the win!

Tim Finn said...

Winner: Pandemic!

ornitorrincoman said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

mike said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

MIKE THOMAS said...

OLIVIA NEUTRON CHAN

Paul Conrad said...

PanDEMIC!

Jason said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

danielfranco said...

Pandemic

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Mr. Joe said...

Olivia Neutron!

ShRiek said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

TSM said...

Olivia Neutron Chan

Steve Rolston said...

Pandemic

LT said...

Pandemic

Michael Cho said...

I love giant robots.

OLIVIA!!

david rubín said...

Olivia Neutron Chan

d.

Cail said...

Pandemic