Fairies are excessively rich, must be all the glittery powder they're full of. I'd recommend a side of guacamole and some beans to ensure a balanced meal.
The crowds are split evenly in the arena, on one side ten year olds with fake mutton-chops and grown men wearing salmon pink cumberbunds wave huge grey foam fists in the sweat filled air. On the other the fans hold up lighters and clutch official Fairy plush toys, all feeling rather hot in their green fluffy scarves. The combatants enter the arena and the air is filled with whooping and hollering, deep and manly on one side, high and fabulous on the other. The battle is long and tough, the scent of burnt hair mixes with the sweat of this and past rounds. There is much at stake and the one with fire at his fingertips fights valiantly against a man who can defeat mountains and utter nary a sound. Pummeled and broken, Fire Fingers lunges with his flaming sword as his fairies swarm around the hairy stranger. The Lord is short of breath from battle but nothing more, his posture is strong and defiant. He holds his mighty fists above his head. The crowd gasp. Who will strike first? The grey meaty clumps come falling down and the firey sword slowly swings forward and then silence. The crowd sense the round is over but who has won? The arena is as quiet as a tomb. And then a young man falls. The winner, my friends, is...
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My heart says Fire Fingers Fairy Five, but my head says Lord Harm. For once, I'll go with the noggin. I mean, just look at that lump of a warrior. He was built to dominate.
Lord Harm despite his lumbering build and his slight disregard for grooming, comes off as distinguished, season fighter that is able to retain his cool in the face of a scorching fireball of fairy magic. There's something going on in that balding head of his...
Ha! I knew if I waited long enough Lord Harm would come through with some sweet, sweet smack. There are a lot of people whose identity I can't wait to find out, but Lord Harm's creator is top of the list--I want to find more stuff by this genius!
Well, whoever wins this round will, I imagine, win the division. Both great contenders. Very hard to choose. Lord Harm is the definitve King of Smak Talk, but I think F5 may be the better fighter.
80 comments:
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.
- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Lord Harm
or
- Fire Fingers Fairy Five
i voted against him in the last round, but was sorry after that fantastic smak talk...
lord harm!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Lord harm will prepare tasty dish, grind fairies as condiment.
Lord Harm!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Oh it's on! FFFF for the win!
it´s obvious
FIRE FINGERS FOR THE WIN!!!!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
My money - or vote, at least - is on Fire Fingers Fairy Five.
I love Fire Fingers. I really do. But Lord Harm's Smak Talk is just genius. I want to see more of it.
LORD HARM!!
Lord Harm
lord harm
LORD HAAAAAARM.
chest hair burns. and smells bad in the doing.
FFFF!
Lord Harm
Fire Fingers Fairy Five.
Lord Harm.
Not only do I think he's unbeatable, but the superb character driven smak talk has taken FAC to a new level!
Winner: Lord Harm
Lord Harm!
Lord Harm
Lord Harm !
Lord Harm!!!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five. No question.
Ya know, I'm not sure where his fingers have been... but I still think he'll win.
- Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Lord HARM
If Lord Harm could beat up a volcano in the last round, then he should have no problems beating up FFFF.
Plus, I'm digging his Smak Talks.
Lord Harm for the win!
Fairies are excessively rich, must be all the glittery powder they're full of. I'd recommend a side of guacamole and some beans to ensure a balanced meal.
Winner: Lord Harm
FIVE FINGERS FAIRY FIVE WINS!!!
The crowds are split evenly in the arena, on one side ten year olds with fake mutton-chops and grown men wearing salmon pink cumberbunds wave huge grey foam fists in the sweat filled air. On the other the fans hold up lighters and clutch official Fairy plush toys, all feeling rather hot in their green fluffy scarves.
The combatants enter the arena and the air is filled with whooping and hollering, deep and manly on one side, high and fabulous on the other.
The battle is long and tough, the scent of burnt hair mixes with the sweat of this and past rounds. There is much at stake and the one with fire at his fingertips fights valiantly against a man who can defeat mountains and utter nary a sound. Pummeled and broken, Fire Fingers lunges with his flaming sword as his fairies swarm around the hairy stranger. The Lord is short of breath from battle but nothing more, his posture is strong and defiant. He holds his mighty fists above his head. The crowd gasp. Who will strike first? The grey meaty clumps come falling down and the firey sword slowly swings forward and then silence. The crowd sense the round is over but who has won? The arena is as quiet as a tomb. And then a young man falls. The winner, my friends, is...
Lord Harm.
Lord Harm - ftw.
Though Lord Harm has a much cooler name...
Winner - Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Though I love LH's smaktalk more than any we've seen to date, I think FFFF is gonna singe those mighty mutton chops right off.
Fire Fingers Fairy Five pulls it out.
- Fire Fingers Fairy Five!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Lord Harm
For the Win:
Fire Fingers Fairy Five.
Lord Harm for sure.
Lord Harm
Winner: Lord Harm
fire fingers fairy five!
Winner: Fire Fingers Fairy Five without a doubt!
Fire Fingers will set that hair on fire!
lord harm
FFFF!!!!
Maaan--the worst thing about FACAs is that you eventually are forced to vote against a character you love...but THERE CAN only be ONE!
Who will it be?
From this bout, I'm going with the shifting shambles with feet of licorice called--
LORD HARM!
This one was really tough:
Lord Harm
Fire Fingers Fairy Five.
I like both of these characters a lot, good job guys. (whoever u are). Right though, I think Lord Harm could just punch FFF out.
Lord Harm.
I don't want to vote on this one, they're both awesome... harm looks thick and tuff though...
LORD HARM
Bring on the Smak Talk!
Lord Harm ftw!
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My Vote is for
Lord Harm
Lord Harm
Arrgh... why must THESE two fight? Ah well.
My heart says Fire Fingers Fairy Five, but my head says Lord Harm. For once, I'll go with the noggin. I mean, just look at that lump of a warrior. He was built to dominate.
Lord Harm.
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Lord Harm
Lord Harm despite his lumbering build and his slight disregard for grooming, comes off as distinguished, season fighter that is able to retain his cool in the face of a scorching fireball of fairy magic. There's something going on in that balding head of his...
Lord Harm for the win!
Fire Fingers!!!
Lord Harm
Ha! I knew if I waited long enough Lord Harm would come through with some sweet, sweet smack. There are a lot of people whose identity I can't wait to find out, but Lord Harm's creator is top of the list--I want to find more stuff by this genius!
Lord Harm for the win!
Well, whoever wins this round will, I imagine, win the division. Both great contenders. Very hard to choose. Lord Harm is the definitve King of Smak Talk, but I think F5 may be the better fighter.
F5!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
I love how Lord Harm enjoys his opponents even after their defeat.
Rainboar stew,
Valkanev banzi garden,
and now Fairies Five Formaldehyde.
Lord Harm!
Give him a can opener! He'll peel Araknis wide open.
LAWD HARM
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
d.
Lord Harm for the win
He's just so damned civilized and gentlemanly it kills me.
Lord Harm
Five Fingers Fairy Fire!
Lord Harm!
truly is the stuff of Victorian nightmares.
Lord Harm!
Lord Harm!!!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
LOL at FFFF's smack talk!
FFFF for the win!
FFFF
Lord Harm!
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Fire Fingers Fairy Five
Fire Fingers Fairy Five!!!!!
lord harm
Lord Harm
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