Thursday, July 12, 2007

SMAK TALK- LORD HARM

EAST- ROUND 2-MATCH 3

67 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- BIG DADDY VOLKANE

or

- Lord Harm

Jamin Hoyle said...

I love the way he's drawn.

Lord Harm!!

Dan Boyd said...

Lord Harm

Greg Hillsman said...

Big Daddy Volkane!

Gavin Schmitt said...

Lord Harm

Eric Talbot said...

Big Daddy V!!!

Dean Trippe said...

- BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Jon said...

Battle of the large-armed gents. Well, spears and magma beat chest hair pretty hands down in my mind.

Big Daddy Volkane.

john said...

Lord Harm looks like he eats igneous rock for breakfast every other day of the week..

Winner: Lord Harm!

ROMANO said...

Lord Harm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dustin Harbin said...

Well, I was all set to give this one to the volcano--it is a big volcano, after all. But the more I think about it, that big hole in its chest gives me pause. We know from previous smack-talk that Lord Harm has a culinary bent--I suspect if he could get past those arms, he could make quite a stew inside that volcano. A hole in the chest is quite a weak spot, even for a volcano!

Winner: Lord Harm.

mike said...

Lord Harm

Kenneth Belasco said...

Lord Harm!

juanito said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Checkmark said...

Lord Harm is so calm and collected. He knows what he's doing, and he does it with silent style. I'm sure his skin is lava proof, considering it was drill-proof.

Lord Harm

Eugene said...

Winner-Big Daddy Volkane!

ETK said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Mike Laughead said...

Lord Harm

stephen eidson said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Ras Yeti said...

More Smak Talk please, that last one was hilarious! Rainboar stew! I can only imagine what LH could cook up with these freaky volcanic ingredients.

Lord Harm ftW.

tonci said...

big daddy volkane!

ArtistXero said...

Lord Harm

Bubbashelby said...

Lord Harm is all about the pummeling.

He pummels and pummels until Big Daddy Volkane becomes Little Baby Molehill.

Lord Harm all the way!

e said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

escapegoat said...

I can't see Lord Harm being capable of defeating the massive force of nature that is Big Daddy Volkane.

Big Daddy Volkane for the win!

Adam said...

I see armies of fans all wearing huge grey foam hands, stick on moustaches and homemade cumberbunds. And this sight pleases me.

Winner: Lord Harm

danielfranco said...

Lord Harm

Guy Mann said...

For the Win:
Lord Harm

Craig said...

Lord Harm makes me feel all uneasy inside when i look at him... Either he's badass or i'm a wimp haha.

Lord Harm.

coneill said...

lord harm looks pretty untoppable. little worried about his depth perception tho. its gonna be close but..

---LORD HARM!

Steve Rolston said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Dave Shelton said...

Lord Harm

McCarthy said...

BIG DADDY volKANE. First he blew up Bed-Stuy, now he will "flow" all over Lord Harm.

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Felipe said...

Lord Harm.

mmmmmike said...
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Durable Dirigible said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

ShRiek said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!!!!!!!

nelson said...

Lord Harm

Joel Priddy said...
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emon xie said...

After consuming the molten fruit grown from a dazed and well watered Big Daddy Volkane, Lord Harm contracts massive heartburn, is rendered incapacitated, whereupon the BDV decides time has arrived to make his retaliatory move… Only to find himself abruptly trapped beneath and thereby receptacle to Lord Harm's own considerably troubled movement.

WINNER: Lord Harm

Maré Odomo said...

oh man. what a great smak talk.
sorry, big daddy.

lord harm!

fredland said...

lord harm

Glorb said...

Lord Harm !

Operation GutterBall said...

Big Volcano Daddy

Big Al said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Chad! said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

LT said...

Lord Harm

Kennon said...

Lord Harm

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

That was the BEST smacktalk yet...

Lord Harm WINS!

mmmmmike said...

i take it back-lord harm

Joel Priddy said...

That elegant bit of Smak Talk convinced me to change my vote.

Lord Harm!

Tim D said...

Lord Harm!

matt said...

Lord Harm has the quiet cool to kick volcano bum.

Lord Harm!

Jeremy said...

Not just the battle of the big guys, it's kinda the battle of the weirdos. But I'm thinking BIG DADDY VOLKANE takes it.

Tom Barwick said...

Death by watering can. Oh Lord Harm you evil fiend, how sweet the dark caprice thou dost inflict.Plus let face it the Volcano just aint got the footwork. Dark Lord of Oriental influenced garden design i lay down my sword at your large and possibly a little pudgy feet.

Lord Harm

david rubín said...

Lord harm

d.

Jose Domingo said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!!

Paul Conrad said...

"swayed by the smack"

Lord Harm

Jason said...

Better mobility (and a Martha-Stewart-like sense for home decoration?) gives Harm the endge in this one.

Lord Harm

Michael Bowen said...

Lord Harm

Lance said...

Lord Harm

He's got some of the best Smak Talk yet.

Kagan M. said...

LORD HARM

Rick Lacy said...

LORD HAAAARRRRRRMMMMM!!!

MitchLoidolt said...

Lord Harm

pulphope said...

Lord Harm--

cos' he's got the best smak talks-- and licorice stalks for feet!

TSM said...

Lord Harm