Well, I was all set to give this one to the volcano--it is a big volcano, after all. But the more I think about it, that big hole in its chest gives me pause. We know from previous smack-talk that Lord Harm has a culinary bent--I suspect if he could get past those arms, he could make quite a stew inside that volcano. A hole in the chest is quite a weak spot, even for a volcano!
Lord Harm is so calm and collected. He knows what he's doing, and he does it with silent style. I'm sure his skin is lava proof, considering it was drill-proof.
After consuming the molten fruit grown from a dazed and well watered Big Daddy Volkane, Lord Harm contracts massive heartburn, is rendered incapacitated, whereupon the BDV decides time has arrived to make his retaliatory move… Only to find himself abruptly trapped beneath and thereby receptacle to Lord Harm's own considerably troubled movement.
Death by watering can. Oh Lord Harm you evil fiend, how sweet the dark caprice thou dost inflict.Plus let face it the Volcano just aint got the footwork. Dark Lord of Oriental influenced garden design i lay down my sword at your large and possibly a little pudgy feet.
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- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- BIG DADDY VOLKANE
or
- Lord Harm
I love the way he's drawn.
Lord Harm!!
Lord Harm
Big Daddy Volkane!
Lord Harm
Big Daddy V!!!
- BIG DADDY VOLKANE
Battle of the large-armed gents. Well, spears and magma beat chest hair pretty hands down in my mind.
Big Daddy Volkane.
Lord Harm looks like he eats igneous rock for breakfast every other day of the week..
Winner: Lord Harm!
Lord Harm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, I was all set to give this one to the volcano--it is a big volcano, after all. But the more I think about it, that big hole in its chest gives me pause. We know from previous smack-talk that Lord Harm has a culinary bent--I suspect if he could get past those arms, he could make quite a stew inside that volcano. A hole in the chest is quite a weak spot, even for a volcano!
Winner: Lord Harm.
Lord Harm
Lord Harm!
Big Daddy Volkane
Lord Harm is so calm and collected. He knows what he's doing, and he does it with silent style. I'm sure his skin is lava proof, considering it was drill-proof.
Lord Harm
Winner-Big Daddy Volkane!
Big Daddy Volkane
Lord Harm
Big Daddy Volkane
More Smak Talk please, that last one was hilarious! Rainboar stew! I can only imagine what LH could cook up with these freaky volcanic ingredients.
Lord Harm ftW.
big daddy volkane!
Lord Harm
Lord Harm is all about the pummeling.
He pummels and pummels until Big Daddy Volkane becomes Little Baby Molehill.
Lord Harm all the way!
BIG DADDY VOLKANE
I can't see Lord Harm being capable of defeating the massive force of nature that is Big Daddy Volkane.
Big Daddy Volkane for the win!
I see armies of fans all wearing huge grey foam hands, stick on moustaches and homemade cumberbunds. And this sight pleases me.
Winner: Lord Harm
Lord Harm
For the Win:
Lord Harm
Lord Harm makes me feel all uneasy inside when i look at him... Either he's badass or i'm a wimp haha.
Lord Harm.
lord harm looks pretty untoppable. little worried about his depth perception tho. its gonna be close but..
---LORD HARM!
Big Daddy Volkane
Lord Harm
BIG DADDY volKANE. First he blew up Bed-Stuy, now he will "flow" all over Lord Harm.
Big Daddy Volkane
Lord Harm.
BIG DADDY VOLKANE
BIG DADDY VOLKANE!!!!!!!
Lord Harm
After consuming the molten fruit grown from a dazed and well watered Big Daddy Volkane, Lord Harm contracts massive heartburn, is rendered incapacitated, whereupon the BDV decides time has arrived to make his retaliatory move… Only to find himself abruptly trapped beneath and thereby receptacle to Lord Harm's own considerably troubled movement.
WINNER: Lord Harm
oh man. what a great smak talk.
sorry, big daddy.
lord harm!
lord harm
Lord Harm !
Big Volcano Daddy
Big Daddy Volkane
BIG DADDY VOLKANE
Lord Harm
Lord Harm
That was the BEST smacktalk yet...
Lord Harm WINS!
i take it back-lord harm
That elegant bit of Smak Talk convinced me to change my vote.
Lord Harm!
Lord Harm!
Lord Harm has the quiet cool to kick volcano bum.
Lord Harm!
Not just the battle of the big guys, it's kinda the battle of the weirdos. But I'm thinking BIG DADDY VOLKANE takes it.
Death by watering can. Oh Lord Harm you evil fiend, how sweet the dark caprice thou dost inflict.Plus let face it the Volcano just aint got the footwork. Dark Lord of Oriental influenced garden design i lay down my sword at your large and possibly a little pudgy feet.
Lord Harm
Lord harm
d.
BIG DADDY VOLKANE!!
"swayed by the smack"
Lord Harm
Better mobility (and a Martha-Stewart-like sense for home decoration?) gives Harm the endge in this one.
Lord Harm
Lord Harm
Lord Harm
He's got some of the best Smak Talk yet.
LORD HARM
LORD HAAAARRRRRRMMMMM!!!
Lord Harm
Lord Harm--
cos' he's got the best smak talks-- and licorice stalks for feet!
Lord Harm
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