I see a very Indiana Jones-esque fight, wherein the eight flashing arms of Thai Cefalopoboxer launch towards Snubby, the fight ending w/two quick fist-sized shots to the head.
Twelve-footed octopus? I predict an inky attack from the cephalopod to blind Snubby, then a crushing twelve-handed hug for the win. Then maybe some chanting: Koomatay! Koomatay!
Snubby has come up in the world, a long way from whence he had arms to carry pistols. There is a lot to be said too about his Italian - power for eating sea food...
Regardless, everyone knows a big part of mastering Thai boxing techniques entails learning to dodge and deflect bullets while wearing blindfolds, a big bib, and powder blue ballet slippers.
Thai Cefalopoboxer has twelve limbs of beatdown, and while Snubby might have twelve bullets to match he can only get off two shots at a time and Octopi can regenerate lost limbs and parts... Snubby is out before he gets off the second shot.
It looks like Snubby guns only shoot in one direction from his sides, and not forward. I think Thai's fancy footwork can easily outmanover Snubby, as he pummels the snot outta him.
Snubby's got an advantage by packing heat, and I'm sure he's developed a good system of aiming and firing quickly. But Thai looks speedier, and if he gets in contact with the Snub, it won't matter how many bullets he's got.
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- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- "Snubby" van Noir
or
- Thai Cefalopoboxer
I think that Thai Cefalopoboxer would move a lot faster then "Snubby".
I image many arms wrapping around Snubby's stubby arms and keeping them from shooting. Then a fuious beating from Thai Cefalopoboxer's free arms.
Winner: - Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I see a very Indiana Jones-esque fight, wherein the eight flashing arms of Thai Cefalopoboxer launch towards Snubby, the fight ending w/two quick fist-sized shots to the head.
Snubby
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Twelve-footed octopus? I predict an inky attack from the cephalopod to blind Snubby, then a crushing twelve-handed hug for the win. Then maybe some chanting: Koomatay! Koomatay!
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
What's Thai gonen do, kick the guns out of Snubby's hands? Oh wait, they ARE his hands.
Snubby Van Noir blows him away but good.
Thai Cefalopoboxer
d.
Winner-Thai Cefalopoboxer!
the power of Muay Thai... times eight!
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
A Boxtopus? Wow! I don't think there's much contest here, sorry Snubby. I wonder if Thai will end up facing off against the Red Raja?
Winner: Thai Cefalopoboxer
thai cefaloboxer
Barely avoiding Thai's quick jabbing tentacles, Snubby fires away and hits his mark. He wins...but passes out from exertion shortly after.
WINNER:
SNUBBY VAN NOIR!
I frickin' love Thai Cefalopoboxer. He wins
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai has very long arms while Snubby has very short arms, although they can fire bullets. I think Thai is just more agile this time.
Thai Cefalopoboxer.
Thai Cefalopoboxer
I'm thinking "Snubby" van Noir needs a vote, so I'm voting for "Snubby" van Noir. Circular logic, that.
Snubby has come up in the world, a long way from whence he had arms to carry pistols. There is a lot to be said too about his Italian - power for eating sea food...
Snubby for the kill
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
c'mon, who doesn't want to see Red Raja take on Thai Cefalopoboxer?
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
mmm... thai...
a dodecapus trained in muay thai with tentacles that could reach across the stage faster than you can think.
knock out
thai snuffleupagus!
Ceflopods are smart, they can open jars which means they can probably outsmar a bullet...
my vote Tai Cefalopoboxer
If, when choosing a prosthesis, the patient asks for two giant snub nose revolvers, you know he means business.
"Snubby" van Noir.
Sure, I have a soft spot for tentacles...
Regardless, everyone knows a big part of mastering Thai boxing techniques entails learning to dodge and deflect bullets while wearing blindfolds, a big bib, and powder blue ballet slippers.
Winner: Thai Cefalopoboxer
For the Win:
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
Snubby van Noir
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
Thai Cefalopoboxer
- Thai Cefalopoboxer
snubby for the win!
"Snubby's" got style but Thai Cefalopoboxer's got the moves.
Thai Cefalopoboxer for the win.
- Thai Cefalopoboxer
wow--
cefalopoboxer!
WOW...
:D
THAI CEFALOPOBOXER
Hmn. I see what you mean.
TC FTK
thai
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Snubby at first appeared to lose, but when the final votes were counted it became apparent that he had won by a landslide.
Thai Cefaloboxer disappeared shortly after the match under mysterious circumstances. So did the gambling commissioner and Thai's manager.
Snubby's casino has a freshly paved parking lot.
Snubby wins!!!
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
thai cefaloboxer
Thai celafopoboxer ! So many arms !
Thai Cefalopoboxer has twelve limbs of beatdown, and while Snubby might have twelve bullets to match he can only get off two shots at a time and Octopi can regenerate lost limbs and parts... Snubby is out before he gets off the second shot.
Thai Cefalopoboxer ftw!
It looks like Snubby guns only shoot in one direction from his sides, and not forward. I think Thai's fancy footwork can easily outmanover Snubby, as he pummels the snot outta him.
Thai Cefalopoboxer.
THAI RULES!!!
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
Tai Cefaloboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
snubby
Snubby van Noir
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Snubby's seen worse.
- "Snubby" van Noir
So long as Snubby has done his homework he'll know that the octopus keeps its balls in its head ! One head shot and its all over
- "Snubby" van Noir
Thai Cefalopoboxer!
Snubby's got an advantage by packing heat, and I'm sure he's developed a good system of aiming and firing quickly. But Thai looks speedier, and if he gets in contact with the Snub, it won't matter how many bullets he's got.
I give this win to Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer
Winner: Thai Cefalopoboxer
Thai Cefalopoboxer!!!!!!!!!!!
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