Monday, July 9, 2007

SMAK TALK- FANG SCHWEE

EAST- ROUND 1-MATCH 6

70 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- BIG DADDY VOLKANE

or

- Fang Scweee

-David Poe said...

Fang Scweee may have a hard time taking BIG DADDY; but I think BIG DADDY will have a hard time moving around in this fight.

I predict and all-out assault on BIG DADDY, I do not think that Fang Scweee will be in great condition but he will be...

Winner: Fang Scweee

Chris Schweizer said...

Volcanology is usually no match for Daoism.

Jeez, this is a hard one.

I'm leaning towards....

Big Daddy Volkane.

ROMANO said...

Fang Scweee !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon said...

Fang Scweee, though he'll probably need some Tums afterwards.

Eric Talbot said...

Big Daddy rules!

Felipe said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!

Dan Boyd said...

Fang Schwee

Dave Shelton said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Dustin Harbin said...

Gotta be Big Daddy. He's a volcano. Duh.

Big Dandy Vulcan!

matt said...

Only person I ever saw beat up a volcano was Superman, and Fang Schwee don't look like no Superman to me.

Big Daddy Volkane!

david rubín said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

d.

Eugene said...

Winner-Big Daddy Volkane!!!

Craig said...

big daddy volkane

Greg Hillsman said...

Big Daddy Volkane!

Adam said...

I never imagined the spirit of Feng Shui to be so ferocious so I think he'd be more than a little ticked off by Big Daddy's higgeldy piggeldy assortment of elements. Plus, how often do Volcano's explode anyways?

Winner: Fang Schweee

e said...

i'm not sure how you kill a volcano, especially one that appears to be undead already. but i guess having sharks for hands helps. plus, he's got a T-rule as a weapon!

fan scwee!

Chad! said...

can ANYTHING beat the terrifying flow of magma and a stone spear? Sadly...no.

WINNER:

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!

Big Al said...

Fang Scweee

meg said...

this is the toughest fight to call in the division i think-- but just basing on my knowledge, anybody with the name big daddy, i would place my money on. there's just a hint of a chance that he's gonna erupt gas station zombies of the same name and oh man i know that would be awesome!

go big daddy volkane!

Monkeyfeather said...

Hmm, tough one. A giant volcano vs. a bad A** looking monster. As formidable as molten hot magma forming into lava geisers could be, the volcano doesn't look very mobile... and his organs are easily accesible through a MASSIVE cave...

Fang Scweee WINS!

nelson said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Checkmark said...

Well, I don't think Big Daddy Volkane can move, and even though he can spray magma, I think Fang Scweee will be able to dodge and finish him off.


Fang Scweee.

mike said...

Fang Scweee

Keath007 said...

As cool a name as Fang Schweee is, I'm putting my vote on BIG DADDY VOLKANE!

Gavin Schmitt said...

For all of us in the crowd, watching from the upper boxes around the stage, this was a 'why can't they just be friends' match up. These two were perfect for each other, and many a spectator shouted "Team up!" down upon them.

As the contestants circled, I could feel their confusion building. Why such support from the usually blood thirsty FACA crowds.

And then it was over. A handshake and a bow. The first draw match I had ever seen.

Big Daddy and Fang Scweee for a tag team, mutual win!!!!

Jeremy said...

WOW! Two awesome creations. In a very close match, I've got to go with BIG DADDY VOLKANE.

timi fashions said...

there is no defense.

big daddy.

Maré Odomo said...

HE"S A VOLCANO

BIG DADDY V

andy ristaino said...

big daddy

McCarthy said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE "gets the job done."

emon xie said...

Gotta go with the one more likely to blow his top.

Winner: BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Guy Mann said...

For the Win:
Big Daddy Volkane!

Joel Priddy said...

He's a Force of Nature! An extraordinarily creepy Force of Nature!

Big Daddy Volkane!

TSM said...

Volkane certainly looks like he'll have a hard time manuvering throughout this battle. Plus his entire innards are exposed to attack.

Fang Scwee

Mike Laughead said...

Fang Scweee

RJackson said...

This is the best round yet! The East Rules!


Winner: Fang Scwee!

JettBOY said...

The cartoonist in me wants to side with the t-square, but my guts say...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!

danielfranco said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Dean Trippe said...

- BIG DADDY VOLKANE

tonci said...

tough...

big daddy volkane!

pulphope said...

My, my. This is the oddest couple yet.

I vote: Volkane

... just cos he's so strange. (He looks like a long lost sugary mascot from some lost 1970s kids' cereal).

BDV!

Taylor Brinkman said...

big daddy

The Flaming Head said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Ras Yeti said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Bubbashelby said...

Big Daddy has the advantage. He doesn't look like bites would harm him, which is about all Fang Shwee brings to the table.

Also, he bleeds Magma.

Big Daddy wins!

Kenneth Belasco said...

Big Daddy Volkane!

ArtistXero said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Durable Dirigible said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

ETK said...

Fang Scwee

Dr Dave said...

big daddy!

Glorb said...

big daddy valkanev !

escapegoat said...

Big Daddy Volkane chest area is totally exposed...plus Fang Scweee has sharks for hands (you can't lose with having sharks for hands..and bonus points for the t-square)

Fang Scweee for the win!

babaleela said...

Fang Scwee slices here, slices there, Big Daddy Volkane retorts by melting him.

Volkane wins in a hail of fire

Paul Conrad said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!

Operation GutterBall said...

Fang Scwee

Michael Bowen said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

fredland said...

fang scwee

MIKE THOMAS said...

Fang Scweee bites Volkane, causing him great pain until the lava hits.

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

LT said...

Fang Scwee

ornitorrincoman said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Screw Jeff Owens said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Tom Barwick said...

Oh why must we fight , i love you both. Fate and the flip of a coin in this case has dictated that BIG DADDY VOLKANE will win this battle

BIG DADDY VOLKANE

Juanma said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!
IT´S OUTTA THIS WORLD

Jose Domingo said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!!

Special K said...

big daddy volcane erupts in a fit of patriarchal rage and all are destroyed, including acid-spitting ruler-headed monsters.

Jamin Hoyle said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!

stephen eidson said...

Big Daddy Volkane

Bart King said...

Winner: Fang Scweee

ShRiek said...

BIG DADDY VOLKANE!!!!!!!!!