FIST-A-CUFFS

Monday, July 9, 2007

SMAK TALK- JUMBOBO

EAST- ROUND 1-MATCH 4

68 comments:

Mister Tan said...: I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Jumbobo

or

- "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 6:06 AM
-David Poe said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant has a massive upper-hand to Jumbobo; it looks like both of them can move about, but one being all fleshy while the other is a twig-like-spider-mechanical-swordsman, I think he could take a few hits (not too many).

I imagine the fight being a little crazy with swords and limbs moving around each other- dodging each others blows.

Winner: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 6:09 AM
Chris Schweizer said...: Hell has no fury like Sir Araknis.

-Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 6:13 AM
ROMANO said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; July 9, 2007 at 6:16 AM
Jon said...: Sir Araknis.; July 9, 2007 at 6:20 AM
Eric Talbot said...: SIR ARAKNIS!; July 9, 2007 at 6:25 AM
Felipe said...: Sir Araknis, Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 6:36 AM
Dan Boyd said...: Jumbobo; July 9, 2007 at 6:49 AM
Dave Shelton said...: Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 6:51 AM
matt said...: Sir Arkanis.; July 9, 2007 at 7:06 AM
Craig said...: Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 7:30 AM
david rubín said...: Jumbobo

d.; July 9, 2007 at 7:35 AM
Eugene said...: Winner-Jumbobo!; July 9, 2007 at 7:41 AM
Greg Hillsman said...: Jumbobo!; July 9, 2007 at 7:45 AM
e said...: if nothing else, for the green underpants.

jumbobo!; July 9, 2007 at 8:43 AM
pbcbstudios said...: JUMBOBO; July 9, 2007 at 8:46 AM
Chad! said...: Sir Araknis Hell’s Gallant and his array of weapons and spells of the occult lay waste to his long armed opponent.

WINNER:

SIR ARKANIS HELL'S GALLANT!; July 9, 2007 at 8:50 AM
Big Al said...: Sir Araknis, Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 9:15 AM
meg said...: again, another case of a guy whose design i like, but he looks very ineffectual. jumbobo is gonna get taken down on this one.

sir araknis is my vote.; July 9, 2007 at 9:24 AM
Checkmark said...: Jumbobo maybe strong, but Araknis looks like he knows what he's doing as well, and he has a bunch of weapons.

Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 9:33 AM
nelson said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 9:40 AM
mike said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Keath007 said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 10:08 AM
samacleod said...: - "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 11:28 AM
Jeremy said...: oh, baby -- Sir Araknis. That's cool and mighty lookin'.; July 9, 2007 at 11:34 AM
timi fashions said...: This match is close close close

sir araknis; July 9, 2007 at 11:52 AM
Maré Odomo said...: "sir araknis" hell's gallant; July 9, 2007 at 12:03 PM
andy ristaino said...: jumbobo; July 9, 2007 at 12:23 PM
McCarthy said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell's Gallant.; July 9, 2007 at 12:36 PM
emon xie said...: Always had a soft spot for knuckle walkers...

Winner: Jumbobo; July 9, 2007 at 1:28 PM
Guy Mann said...: For the Win:
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant!; July 9, 2007 at 2:21 PM
Joel Priddy said...: Look at those boots! It's gotta be Sir Araknis, Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 3:47 PM
TSM said...: Sir Araknis wins the battle of reach.

Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 4:28 PM
Mike Laughead said...: Jumbobo; July 9, 2007 at 5:19 PM
RJackson said...: Winner: Sir Araknis!; July 9, 2007 at 5:33 PM
JettBOY said...: I almost always go for broad, race-caricature, but the smak-talk will not save Jumbobo.

Hell's Gallant, triumphant!; July 9, 2007 at 6:00 PM
danielfranco said...: Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 6:08 PM
Dean Trippe said...: - Jumbobo; July 9, 2007 at 6:09 PM
tonci said...: sir araknis hell's gallant!; July 9, 2007 at 6:33 PM
pulphope said...: Well, "Sir Araknis" pretty much has all the bases covered. He's long, he's lean, he's spindly, he's armed and he's armored, he's got spell-casting abilities, he's got horns, he's got cowboy boots, he's got spurs, he's got a large granite slab for a torso, he's a Vegetarian (OK, I made that one up)...

Jumbobo is no cream puff either. He's got a seriously credible spokesman, he's big, he's not afraid to traipse around in tight green underware, he's got green chesthair and he probably each Klingons and Romulans and broken light bulbs for breakfast.

However, I just see Araknis being a bit quick on the dra and a little more sneaky. He'd do the old feignt-and-switch, and drive one of those sharp impliments up into old Jumbobo's medulla.

Araknis FTK.; July 9, 2007 at 7:49 PM
Taylor Brinkman said...: hell's gallant; July 9, 2007 at 8:19 PM
Ras Yeti said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 9, 2007 at 10:30 PM
Bubbashelby said...: Sir Araknis; July 9, 2007 at 10:38 PM
Kenneth Belasco said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell's Gallant!; July 10, 2007 at 4:33 AM
ArtistXero said...: Jumbobo; July 10, 2007 at 4:54 AM
Durable Dirigible said...: Jumbobo; July 10, 2007 at 5:51 AM
ETK said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell's Gallant; July 10, 2007 at 6:22 AM
ocularinvasion said...: sir araknis; July 10, 2007 at 7:02 AM
Dr Dave said...: sir araknis; July 10, 2007 at 8:49 AM
escapegoat said...: Jumbobo has tribesmen that fear him...therefore I must fear him too.

Jumbobo for the win!; July 10, 2007 at 9:35 AM
Glorb said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 10, 2007 at 9:40 AM
babaleela said...: the iron mensch

Sir Arkansis, Hell's Gallant!; July 10, 2007 at 1:36 PM
Paul Conrad said...: Jumbobo!; July 10, 2007 at 3:57 PM
Operation GutterBall said...: Sir Araknis; July 10, 2007 at 6:01 PM
Michael Bowen said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 10, 2007 at 6:50 PM
fredland said...: araknis; July 10, 2007 at 7:07 PM
MIKE THOMAS said...: Sir araknis just looks prepared for ANYTHING.

SIR ARAKNIS HELL'S GALLANT; July 10, 2007 at 7:08 PM
LT said...: Jumbobo; July 10, 2007 at 7:36 PM
ornitorrincoman said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 10, 2007 at 11:21 PM
Screw Jeff Owens said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell's Gallant; July 11, 2007 at 12:57 AM
Tom Barwick said...: Word !

"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 11, 2007 at 7:31 AM
Juanma said...: jumbobo
and his cool grass hair; July 11, 2007 at 7:41 AM
Jose Domingo said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant; July 11, 2007 at 7:44 AM
Jamin Hoyle said...: "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant!; July 11, 2007 at 10:09 AM
stephen eidson said...: Sir Araknis; July 11, 2007 at 11:26 AM
Bart King said...: Winner: "Sir Arkanis" Hell's Gallant; July 11, 2007 at 1:27 PM
JavierOlivares said...: Sir Araknis; July 11, 2007 at 3:09 PM
ShRiek said...: jumbobo is cool but his smak is not so cool.

"sir araknis" hell's gallant for the win.; July 11, 2007 at 8:54 PM

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