Monday, July 9, 2007

SMAK TALK- SON OF SAW

SMAK TALK- BARNAKLES

SMAK TALK- SON OF SAW

EAST- ROUND 1- MATCH 3

74 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Son of the Saw

or

- Barnakles

Chris Schweizer said...

Barnacles (I assume it's pronounced "Barn-ah-clees?) is undermatched, but it looks like Son of the Saw may have too much reliance on his machinery, and if there's anything we've learned from gladiator movies it's that a resourceful and scrappy underdog can usually figure out a way around all of those technological/armor advantages. Plus, if that Moray's electric (I know, I know, but it's a cartoon) then he may short out S.O.S.'s incredibly cool suit.

-Barnacles

ROMANO said...

Barnakles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon said...

Son of the Saw.

Eric Talbot said...

SAW!

-David Poe said...
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Felipe said...

Barnakles

Dustin Harbin said...

Full marks to Barnakles for looking sweet, but I can't see how those briny barnacles are going to help him out against those saw blades. Although that eel could help...hmmm... No, not so much.

Son of the Saw!

Dan Boyd said...

Barnakles

Dave Shelton said...

Son of the Saw

matt said...

It seemed at first that Son of Saw had won- Barnakles was chopped and cut into chum. But Son of saw was left covered in Barnakle zooplankton. These matured and grew to full size overnight, and killed Son of saw in his sleep.

Barnakles!

Tina Vaziri said...

Barnakles tried to clog up Son of the Saw's machinery by biofouling and creating drag. But it was nothing a little chemical cleaner couldn't take care of. Barnakles screamed in agony as his flesh burned and fell off in chunks.

Winner: Son of the Saw!

Craig said...

Son of The Saw doesn't look sufficiently waterproofed for this one...

Barnakles.

david rubín said...

Barnakles

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Eugene said...

winner-Barnakles!

Greg Hillsman said...

Son of the Saw!

Adam said...

This is really tough. Flesh versus metal. Water versus electricity. I'm gonna hafta flip a coin. Oh, waddya know...

Winner: Barnacles

e said...

son of the saw.

Chad! said...

Barnakles' electric eel shorts out Son of the Saw giving him enough time to rip off those pesky appendages and go home the winner of this round.

WINNER:

BARNAKLES!

Big Al said...

Son of the Saw

meg said...

i like barnakles' design a whole lot, but he looks pretty ineffectual. i suppose maybe he could slow the saw down, but barnacles take months to grow, and this battle doesn't last that long, so....

son of the saw

Checkmark said...

Son of the Saw gonna cut down some barnacles.

Son of the Saw.

nelson said...

Son of the Saw

mike said...

Son of the Saw

Keath007 said...

Son of the Saw

Gavin Schmitt said...

Two excellent (ly drawn!) fighters. If only they were better matched, could they reach for tag team status. Alas, a nine round match we get instead.

blood, guts, and sea food.

Son of the Saw for the win

Jeremy said...

Hercules+Barnacles? With fishy weapons? Both great creations (love saw's smak talk) but I'm going with the gladiator.

Barnakles crushes that tin can.

timi fashions said...

Momma was a machine?

Son of the Saw

Maré Odomo said...

Barnakles' shield is a nautilus shell that's meant to withstand deep ocean pressure. Plus, he could swim (or run, i'm sure) laps around that clunky robot.

BARNAKLES

andy ristaino said...

son of the saw

McCarthy said...

Barnakles.

emon xie said...

Son of Saw looks wonderfully susceptible to moisture.

Winner: Barnakles

Guy Mann said...

For the Win:
Barnakles!

danielfranco said...
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Joel Priddy said...

Barnakles is gonna use that electric eel to devastating effect!

Barnakles!

TSM said...

Chances of one of those saws hitting a barnacle and getting all busted up are high.

Barnakles

Mike Laughead said...

Barnakles

RJackson said...

Winner: Barnakles - Nautilus shields RULE!!!

JettBOY said...

I like that S.O.S.'s smak-talk barely makes sense, but Barnakles has an eel. He wins.

Barnakles, tha winnah!

Dean Trippe said...

- Barnakles

tonci said...

son of the saw!

pulphope said...

Son of the Saw, after a hard internal debate. I'm feelingthat "clash of the titans" vibe Barnakles is oozing.

SOTS FTW

Rosie said...

SON OF SAW

...swipes a quick arch at his fellow marine mutant, who ducks in time for metal to scrape calcified shells. With minced eel on the floor and nautilus shield in shards, Barnakles resigns to bent knee. He hangs on to the hope that the two combatants' common origins would be of some value to the victor.

But Son of Saw never learned mercy. Least of all from his distant oil refining mother.

And Barnakles' head joined his eel.



- Son of Saw

danielfranco said...

Barnakles

Taylor Brinkman said...

saw

Ras Yeti said...

Barnacles

Bubbashelby said...

Barnakles can survive the extreme pressures of the ocean depths.

He'll tear Son of Saw open like a can of Starkist Tuna.

Barnakles wins!

Kenneth Belasco said...

Barnakles!

ArtistXero said...

Son of the Saw

Durable Dirigible said...

Barnakles

ETK said...

Son of the Saw

ocularinvasion said...

son of the saw

Dr Dave said...

son of saw!

escapegoat said...

Son of the Saw looks to be the tougher of the two...you just don't bring an eel to a saw fight...plus I dig his design.

SOTS for the win!

Glorb said...

Barnakles

Andrew said...

gonna have to go with Barnakles. looks like he just wants it more.
Barnakles

babaleela said...

msr. barnakles

Paul Conrad said...

SOtS!

Michael Cho said...

Son of Saw

Operation GutterBall said...

Son of Saw!!

Michael Bowen said...

Barnakles

MIKE THOMAS said...

BARNAKLES

fredland said...

barnakles

oneofthejohns said...

barnakles is totally in son of saw's house killing his dudes.

barnakles!

LT said...

Son of the Saw

ornitorrincoman said...

Son of the Saw

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Barnakles

Tom Barwick said...

Son of the saw

Juanma said...

barnacles

Jose Domingo said...

Son of the Saw!!

Jamin Hoyle said...

Son of the Saw!

stephen eidson said...

Barnakles

Bart King said...

Winner: Son of the Saw

ShRiek said...

Son of the Saw!!