Thursday, July 5, 2007



SMAK TALK- ONCIII

SMAK TALK- THE RED RAJA

SMAK TALK- ONCIII

DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

NORTH- ROUND 4-MATCH1

77 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Olivia Neutron Chan III

or

- The Red Raja

The Flaming Head said...

Red Raja!

Kenneth Belasco said...

Tough one, I'll vote for...
The Red Raja.

ArtistXero said...

Red Raja for the Division

matt said...

Red Raja: Lobster. Olivia: Lobster cracker.

Winner: Olivia.

Keath007 said...

Red Raja! (Didn't someone predict him to be the winner way back in Round 1? I'm too lazy to go research)

Greg Hillsman said...

The Red Raja!

Dave Shelton said...

Red Raja

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LT said...

I can almost hear the croud chanting "Raja! Raja! Raja! Raja!"

Good luck in the finals.

Red Raja

ETK said...

Red Raja!!!!@yahoo.com

Felipe said...

Red Raja.

mike said...

raja

Checkmark said...

Red Raja has been taking this place by storm, he'll win.

Red Raja!

meg said...

i bet it'll be RR for sure.

Jon said...

The claws of death.

Red Raja

Kagan M. said...

This is very hard, both are great drawings with great smak talks all around. I love that Raja snipped Kid Voodoo into pieces and that Pandemic was briskly decapitated. I wish they could see eachother's awesomeness and form a tag team.

I'll have to say Olivia Neutron for being more prolific at smak talking.

-David Poe said...

The mechanized hands send blood-curtling chills down the spectators minds, as Chan's fists of iron and copper crash down into the cement floors, bending pipes and re-bar buried deep in the parking building's infrastructure.

Red Raja has seen this, as it has seen many things to come. The belief in pathisom (the belief that one may follow a path, or diverge from it) has lead his mediations to see the result of actions. He moves, swiftly, through the wrecking-ball of Chan's onslaught. He slides and rolls without hesitation or doubt in his actions.

He has seen this before.

The moment comes, behind pillars of cement and metal, up- onto the roof of the building; he strikes. The movement is so swift, it was as if everything had happened like dominos falling...

Chan, in a moment of loss, cries out; but the noise is unheard and unfinished. Stopped early by the sudden impact of the ground. Soon, the building rumbled. Raja sits atop the slowly sliding roof, waiting for the safest chance to move.

He had led Chan into breaking the support pillars, and moved her to the unstable part of the roof, causing her to fall. The metal and concrete pour down, onto Chan. Raja stand feet away from the last moving piece of debris.

Winner: Red Raja.

Eric Talbot said...

RR!

funkitronica said...

Simply put: scissor-point jab to the torso (or whatever Olivia's got).

RAJA!!! For the district! For the title! For the belt!

RAJA!!!

escapegoat said...

Both are awesome competitors, so it's a hard choice for me. I'll give it to ONC3, only because she appears to be the underdog this round and she has provided some of the most memorable smak talk in all of FACA3. (though Raja shall surely win)

ONC3 for the win?

samacleod said...

Red Raja

Jeremy said...

ONC III is indeed fearsome, but I believe she's finally met her match.

Red Raja's cunning wins the day.

Eugene said...

OK so here's how I see it going down; Granted, ONC3 has got the definite size advantage, and that saw-hand is mighty terrifying, but let us not forget the terrible depths from which Red Raja comes from! He knows no fear, and sees ONC3 for the child she really is. Furthermore, as soon as ONC3 hears the indecipherable tongue of Raja, she will be overcome with fear by the one creature who makes less sense when speaking than she does!

Winner by TKO-The Red Raja!!!

nelson said...

The Red Raja

Steve Rolston said...

The Red Raja

Michael Bowen said...

Red Raja

Shay Italo said...

red raja

juanito said...

-Red Raja! (I wonder if his "real" name is Roger?)

Ras Yeti said...

Red Raja!

danielfranco said...

Red Raja

Gyula Nemeth said...

RAJA once again!!!

Maré Odomo said...

red raja!

Chris Schweizer said...

No one beats

The Red Raja

pulphope said...

Talk about clash of the titans... this would be a painful, messy battle. Both fighters are well-matched, experienced and battle-hardened, strong on offense/defence, and both seem very wily and ruthless.

ONCIII is no cream-puff, but neither is the Raja. I came here expecting to vote for Raja but now that I see the fighters face to face, I am having my doubts about that. I'm going with Olivia.

ONCIII for the win.

tonci said...

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red raja!

Bart King said...

Winner: RED RAJA

JettBOY said...

The Red Raja has moves he hasn't used yet. Olivia Neutron Chan is gonna loose some hydraulic fluid.

Red Raja dances to a different tune to the championship round!

ShRiek said...

red raja for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dean Trippe said...

the red raja!

pbcbstudios said...

can anything/anyone stop the red raja?................. hell - no

red raja

RJackson said...

winner: Red Raja!l

Mike Laughead said...

The Red Raja

Big Al said...

Red Raja!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...
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J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

My allegiances still lie with the RED RAJA!

RED RAJA RULES IN THIS RUMBLE! Regardless of raucously redundant retro recordings resounding from raging robots!

Monkeyfeather said...

the Red Raja may very well be unstoppable.

RED RAJA WINS!!!

Tim Baron said...

Not a question in my mind who would win this match.

Olicia Neutron Chan III

lastworthy said...

raja! clearly!

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

Red Raja!

Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...

Red Raja!

david rubín said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

d.

Screw Jeff Owens said...

The
Red Raja

mmmmmike said...

that is one fine opener for a smak talk, and if i were voting based solely on the quality and effort involved in those, OCN III would certainly win the FACA belt.

this being a CHARACTER battle though, its gotta be Raja. Olivia is generic by comparison. Sorry Olivia.

RED RAJA FTW!!!

ROMANO said...

The Red Raja !!!!!!!!!!

ornitorrincoman said...

The Red Raja

JavierOlivares said...

Olivia Newton Chan!!

Dustin Harbin said...

Good Gawd! I almost want to wait and vote at the last minute, so I can see the rest of what will surely be memorable smack-talk. Kudos to Olivia for some really classy sassy!

However, her opponent is just too bad to the bone. While Olivia has given up (or did she ever have?) piece after piece of the flesh and gristle that throbs with the very rhythm of the earth itself, the Red Raja almost seems a salty avatar of this force; somehow connected at his very core with the ideas of struggle, passion, and victory. Despite her metal appendages and obvious savagery, you just can't fade what God made, even if the making seems somewhat haphazard.

Red Raja Uber Alles!

e said...

red raja!

Joel Priddy said...

Better Red than Dead!

Red Raja!

Paul Conrad said...

Red Raja!!!

(and I still want that action figure!)

Guy Mann said...

For The Win:
Red Raja!

Rick Lacy said...

She's still burning! Doing the Nuetron dance!

Olivia Nuetron Chan III for all the marbles!

mike said...

She looks so damn tough -- I am voting for:

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Stuart Wade said...

Red Raja!!!!

paciente r said...

Red Raja

Lighthouse Pilot said...

The Red Raja!

thedave said...

Winner - Red Raja!!!

Lola said...

red raja

McCarthy said...

The Red Raja.

Michael Cho said...

Gotta go with the underdog:

Olivia!

MIKE THOMAS said...

Olivia is great, downright frightening... Tuff battle.

THE RED RAJA

stephen eidson said...

The Red Raja

Juanma said...

olivia neutron chan the third´s smak talks are stunning

OLIVIA for the win

Operation GutterBall said...

Red Raja

fredland said...

Red raja

Chad! said...

Raja ftw.