Thursday, July 19, 2007

SMAK TALK- LORD HARM

SMAK TALK- SA-HG

DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

EAST- ROUND 4-MATCH1

65 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Lord Harm

or

- "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant

Greg Hillsman said...

Lord Harm!

Guy Mann said...

FOR THE WIN:
Lord Harm.

Mike Laughead said...

Wow.. I didn't know that Sir Araknis had it in him to beat Shock Viruzz...
This is a tough one.

"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant FTW!

-David Poe said...
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Kenneth Belasco said...

Lord Harm!

Joel Priddy said...

With which civilized pursuit will Lord Harm commemorate this victory?

Lord Harm!

-David Poe said...

It was like something out of an old Kung-Fu movie from the '70's. The lights and the sounds and the incredible speeds at which Sir Araknis moved; Lord Harm was hardly impressed with the flashy techniques of the Hell's Gallant.

It was early morning, and the grass was still wet, my coffee's steam looked more like dry ice (flowing up, not down). Through the steam I watched the fight:

They weaved and ducked and Lord Harm caught Sir Araknis square in the chest, he flew back like a baseball with streamers attached, his arms and legs were limp and flailed in the wind. He caught himself, and in an impressive display of mechanics, turned himself around and stood ready in one swift move.

Lord Harm stood, making very little movement. Sir Araknis began to run, using arms and legs as feet; he moved to make a blow to Lord Harm, but was caught in mid air...
The motions were slow, casual and deliberate as Lord harm took off Sir Araknis' arms and legs one by one...

Winner: Lord Harm

MitchLoidolt said...

Lord Harm ~

pbcbstudios said...

Praise the LAWD HARM!!!!!

Eric Talbot said...

Lord Harm

yynderjohn said...

Lord Harm. That 'stache is sweet.

fredland said...

lord harm

LT said...

Lord Harm

Cadwell said...

(continued from David Poe's commentary)

The crowd flinched as a demonic squeal pierced the ears of all around. All except the Lord who twitched nary a finely trimmed moustache hair. He stood proudly as he yanked metal limb from limb. His small dark eyes fixed on the darkness behind Sir Araknis' helmet. The dark robot tried his best to free himself, clanking sword and mace off the Lord's tough hide but to no avail. The shell of the Gallant lay on the dew, like the black knight from a film I once saw. Harm was efficient and merciless as he delivered the final blows the Knight's carcass before him.
I sipped my coffee to discover it had grown cold, so engrossed was I in the display before me. What a splendid way to begin the day, I thought. What a splendid way indeed.

Winner: Lord Harm.

escapegoat said...

Gotta go with Lord Harm for this one. The further along he got in this round, the more he impressed me...especially with his smak talk!

Lord Harm for the win!

Peebot said...

LORD HARM!!

Eugene said...

I sure didn't see this one coming...I for sure thought FFFF would have wiped the floor with Lord Harm. And Shock Viruzz was my fave from the get go. These two are some tough mother lovers, and i'm beginning to see where I went wrong. But I'm going with Hell's Gallant on this one.

Winner-Sir Araknis Hell's Gallant!!!

Keath007 said...

Not sure there's a point to my voting seeing as how i'm backing "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant for the win. :)

Checkmark said...

Lord Harm has no mercy, he shall win. He's beaten many other opponents with way more weapons, and yet he still prevailed!

Lord Harm.

Jamin Hoyle said...

Lord Harm!!

Gavin Schmitt said...

Lord harm

McCarthy said...

Lord Harm.

nelson said...

Lord Harm for the WIN!!!

danielfranco said...

Lord Harm

ETK said...

Sir Araknis Hell's Gallant

Lance said...

Lord Harm

He'll mangle the tin man!

Tim Baron said...

Lord Harm for sure

emon xie said...

Lord Harm might seem to be walking away from the fight victorious, but tetanus is no laughing matter...

Winner:
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant

juanito said...

sweet "harm"ony!

-Lord Harm f.t.w!

RJackson said...

Winner: Sir Araknis Hell's Gallant

Michael Bowen said...

Lord Harm

Felipe said...

Lord Harm!

samacleod said...

Lord Harm!

Bubbashelby said...

This is a tough one - I think I'll wait until I see some Smack Talk before I make my final decision...

Steve Rolston said...

Lord Harm

pulphope said...

HHHUUUUURRRRMMMMMNNNNN....(strokes chin)

Tough call, two mighty opponents, two fearsome warriors, two terrible destinies.

Somehow I can't help thinking this one is gonna be a battle of Smaktalks. Of royale, earth-shatteringly awesome smaktalks. I am tempted to wait this one out a bit and just encourage our two fighters to fight it out on paper.

I am giving into temptation...

Maré Odomo said...

oh wow! what an upset. i voted against both of these guys in the last round... but they're still great.

Lord Harm's simplicity always gets me though. And his awesome, awesome 'stache.

Lord Harm

david rubín said...

"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant

d.

Dave Shelton said...

Lord Harm

Kagan said...

Lord Harm

Andrew said...

all those arms and magic and stuff... I gotta go with Hell's Gallant again.

tonci said...

hmmmmmmmm....


lord harm!

Chad! said...

Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant

Big Al said...

Lord Harm

e said...

lard horm.

Juanma said...

i´m so depressed for FFFF didnt make it.

aw righ...........

LORD HARM then.

Mike Thompson said...

LORD HARM. How can anyone vote against a freakish fighter with a moustache and excess body hair?

Jose Domingo said...

"Sir
Araknis" Hell’s Gallant!!!

Tom Barwick said...

Its tough. As my son observed.
Look at all that stuff that Araknis has got. BUT stuff will only get you so far. LOrd harms has a deeper more primordial brand of stuff, the stuff of KNight Mares : )


Lord Harm







Lord Harm

Adam Osgood said...

Lord Harm!

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Lord Harm

lastworthy said...

Harm me!

Seth Wolfshorndl said...

When in doubt, go with the body hair. (although Sir Araknis could be hairy under that armor for all we know).

Lord Harm for the division. It is simply meant to be.

Operation GutterBall said...

Sir Arkanis

matt said...

Lord Harm!

pedro lourenço said...

one eye will be enough...
lord harm wins!

Bubbashelby said...

Well, no smack talk from old Lord Harm yet. Sir Araknis has had his say...I'll hold out a little longer...

stephen eidson said...

For the smack talk effort...


"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant.

mmmmmike said...

lord harm

funkitronica said...

RAAAHHHAA LORD HARM!!!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Lord Harm for the win as the Galant knight has chosen defeat.


Lord Harm for the win!

Bubbashelby said...

10 PM and no word from Lord Harm?!?!?!

Well then it's Sir Araknis for the win!

ornitorrincoman said...

"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant

TSM said...

Lord Harm