It was like something out of an old Kung-Fu movie from the '70's. The lights and the sounds and the incredible speeds at which Sir Araknis moved; Lord Harm was hardly impressed with the flashy techniques of the Hell's Gallant.
It was early morning, and the grass was still wet, my coffee's steam looked more like dry ice (flowing up, not down). Through the steam I watched the fight:
They weaved and ducked and Lord Harm caught Sir Araknis square in the chest, he flew back like a baseball with streamers attached, his arms and legs were limp and flailed in the wind. He caught himself, and in an impressive display of mechanics, turned himself around and stood ready in one swift move.
Lord Harm stood, making very little movement. Sir Araknis began to run, using arms and legs as feet; he moved to make a blow to Lord Harm, but was caught in mid air... The motions were slow, casual and deliberate as Lord harm took off Sir Araknis' arms and legs one by one...
The crowd flinched as a demonic squeal pierced the ears of all around. All except the Lord who twitched nary a finely trimmed moustache hair. He stood proudly as he yanked metal limb from limb. His small dark eyes fixed on the darkness behind Sir Araknis' helmet. The dark robot tried his best to free himself, clanking sword and mace off the Lord's tough hide but to no avail. The shell of the Gallant lay on the dew, like the black knight from a film I once saw. Harm was efficient and merciless as he delivered the final blows the Knight's carcass before him. I sipped my coffee to discover it had grown cold, so engrossed was I in the display before me. What a splendid way to begin the day, I thought. What a splendid way indeed.
I sure didn't see this one coming...I for sure thought FFFF would have wiped the floor with Lord Harm. And Shock Viruzz was my fave from the get go. These two are some tough mother lovers, and i'm beginning to see where I went wrong. But I'm going with Hell's Gallant on this one.
Tough call, two mighty opponents, two fearsome warriors, two terrible destinies.
Somehow I can't help thinking this one is gonna be a battle of Smaktalks. Of royale, earth-shatteringly awesome smaktalks. I am tempted to wait this one out a bit and just encourage our two fighters to fight it out on paper.
Its tough. As my son observed. Look at all that stuff that Araknis has got. BUT stuff will only get you so far. LOrd harms has a deeper more primordial brand of stuff, the stuff of KNight Mares : )
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I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.
- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Lord Harm
or
- "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant
Lord Harm!
FOR THE WIN:
Lord Harm.
Wow.. I didn't know that Sir Araknis had it in him to beat Shock Viruzz...
This is a tough one.
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant FTW!
Lord Harm!
With which civilized pursuit will Lord Harm commemorate this victory?
Lord Harm!
It was like something out of an old Kung-Fu movie from the '70's. The lights and the sounds and the incredible speeds at which Sir Araknis moved; Lord Harm was hardly impressed with the flashy techniques of the Hell's Gallant.
It was early morning, and the grass was still wet, my coffee's steam looked more like dry ice (flowing up, not down). Through the steam I watched the fight:
They weaved and ducked and Lord Harm caught Sir Araknis square in the chest, he flew back like a baseball with streamers attached, his arms and legs were limp and flailed in the wind. He caught himself, and in an impressive display of mechanics, turned himself around and stood ready in one swift move.
Lord Harm stood, making very little movement. Sir Araknis began to run, using arms and legs as feet; he moved to make a blow to Lord Harm, but was caught in mid air...
The motions were slow, casual and deliberate as Lord harm took off Sir Araknis' arms and legs one by one...
Winner: Lord Harm
Lord Harm ~
Praise the LAWD HARM!!!!!
Lord Harm
Lord Harm. That 'stache is sweet.
lord harm
Lord Harm
(continued from David Poe's commentary)
The crowd flinched as a demonic squeal pierced the ears of all around. All except the Lord who twitched nary a finely trimmed moustache hair. He stood proudly as he yanked metal limb from limb. His small dark eyes fixed on the darkness behind Sir Araknis' helmet. The dark robot tried his best to free himself, clanking sword and mace off the Lord's tough hide but to no avail. The shell of the Gallant lay on the dew, like the black knight from a film I once saw. Harm was efficient and merciless as he delivered the final blows the Knight's carcass before him.
I sipped my coffee to discover it had grown cold, so engrossed was I in the display before me. What a splendid way to begin the day, I thought. What a splendid way indeed.
Winner: Lord Harm.
Gotta go with Lord Harm for this one. The further along he got in this round, the more he impressed me...especially with his smak talk!
Lord Harm for the win!
LORD HARM!!
I sure didn't see this one coming...I for sure thought FFFF would have wiped the floor with Lord Harm. And Shock Viruzz was my fave from the get go. These two are some tough mother lovers, and i'm beginning to see where I went wrong. But I'm going with Hell's Gallant on this one.
Winner-Sir Araknis Hell's Gallant!!!
Not sure there's a point to my voting seeing as how i'm backing "Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant for the win. :)
Lord Harm has no mercy, he shall win. He's beaten many other opponents with way more weapons, and yet he still prevailed!
Lord Harm.
Lord Harm!!
Lord harm
Lord Harm.
Lord Harm for the WIN!!!
Lord Harm
Sir Araknis Hell's Gallant
Lord Harm
He'll mangle the tin man!
Lord Harm for sure
Lord Harm might seem to be walking away from the fight victorious, but tetanus is no laughing matter...
Winner:
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant
sweet "harm"ony!
-Lord Harm f.t.w!
Winner: Sir Araknis Hell's Gallant
Lord Harm
Lord Harm!
Lord Harm!
This is a tough one - I think I'll wait until I see some Smack Talk before I make my final decision...
Lord Harm
HHHUUUUURRRRMMMMMNNNNN....(strokes chin)
Tough call, two mighty opponents, two fearsome warriors, two terrible destinies.
Somehow I can't help thinking this one is gonna be a battle of Smaktalks. Of royale, earth-shatteringly awesome smaktalks. I am tempted to wait this one out a bit and just encourage our two fighters to fight it out on paper.
I am giving into temptation...
oh wow! what an upset. i voted against both of these guys in the last round... but they're still great.
Lord Harm's simplicity always gets me though. And his awesome, awesome 'stache.
Lord Harm
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant
d.
Lord Harm
Lord Harm
all those arms and magic and stuff... I gotta go with Hell's Gallant again.
hmmmmmmmm....
lord harm!
Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant
Lord Harm
lard horm.
i´m so depressed for FFFF didnt make it.
aw righ...........
LORD HARM then.
LORD HARM. How can anyone vote against a freakish fighter with a moustache and excess body hair?
"Sir
Araknis" Hell’s Gallant!!!
Its tough. As my son observed.
Look at all that stuff that Araknis has got. BUT stuff will only get you so far. LOrd harms has a deeper more primordial brand of stuff, the stuff of KNight Mares : )
Lord Harm
Lord Harm
Lord Harm!
Lord Harm
Harm me!
When in doubt, go with the body hair. (although Sir Araknis could be hairy under that armor for all we know).
Lord Harm for the division. It is simply meant to be.
Sir Arkanis
Lord Harm!
one eye will be enough...
lord harm wins!
Well, no smack talk from old Lord Harm yet. Sir Araknis has had his say...I'll hold out a little longer...
For the smack talk effort...
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant.
lord harm
RAAAHHHAA LORD HARM!!!
Lord Harm for the win as the Galant knight has chosen defeat.
Lord Harm for the win!
10 PM and no word from Lord Harm?!?!?!
Well then it's Sir Araknis for the win!
"Sir Araknis" Hell’s Gallant
Lord Harm
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