after he juliennes her up, the big lug hides a solitary tear; she was his one true love. sturdy enough to raise a whole brood of fairy viking arms, unafraid to hide the complexity of her strength, and fourteen feet tall.
however, this is fist-a-cuffs, and it could have never been. love has no place in the ring!
Viking Arm leads with a mighty sweep of his giant arm, but Princess Fairy Daffodil deftly steps under the blow and makes quick, dirty work with her five-bladed fairy-wand. Viking Arm, having neglected to develop his other appendages, takes a long time to recover between attacks, and by the time he's ready to strike again, it's too late. Fairy Princess Daffodil has made a lovely daisy chain from his entrails.
Viking Arm is tough - and way cool - but Fairy Princess Daffodil also has that wicked tale and claws. Fairy Princess dodges the first strike, then lands a tale across the face. Again and again Viking Arm proves too slow. And Fairy Princess Daffodil wins.
Viking Arm is a tough guy too, but all he gets is one punishing blow per round (hah-- that's D&D language)...whereas Fairy Princess looks a bit more...I hate to say it, but... lithe and limber.
And although Viking Arm appears to have more "hit points", Fairy Princess is a level 12 tranny.
Viking Arm just charges forward. The Fairy Princess flits sideways and fwaps him in the puss with her spikey tail. That softens him up a bit and when he swings his axe wide she comes up under his kilt with that mean, old wand. What a mess.
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- Fairy Princess Daffodil
or
- Viking Arm
Viking Arm swings his mighty weed-whacker for a swift victory. And then they make out.
viking arm
Viking Arm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Viking Arm!
Viking Arm!
-Viking arm raises his arm to swing, but he falls hopelessly in love.
-Fairy Princess Daffodil wins!!
after he juliennes her up, the big lug hides a solitary tear; she was his one true love. sturdy enough to raise a whole brood of fairy viking arms, unafraid to hide the complexity of her strength, and fourteen feet tall.
however, this is fist-a-cuffs, and it could have never been. love has no place in the ring!
victor: viking arm.
Rambo Tough!
Vikng Arm
Viking Arm
Viking Arm leads with a mighty sweep of his giant arm, but Princess Fairy Daffodil deftly steps under the blow and makes quick, dirty work with her five-bladed fairy-wand. Viking Arm, having neglected to develop his other appendages, takes a long time to recover between attacks, and by the time he's ready to strike again, it's too late. Fairy Princess Daffodil has made a lovely daisy chain from his entrails.
Winner: Fairy Princess Daffodil!
Again, Viking Arm is plenty scary, but nothing scarier than a monster in fairy drag.
Fairy Princess Daffodil wins.
Viking Arm!
Viking Arm!! All the way!!
Large axes were always cooler than large maces.
Viking Arm for the win!
Fairy Princess Daffodil.
Viking Arm
Fight now! Love later...
Viking Arm!
well if he beat acid doc puberty...
viking arm
Viking Arm
- Viking Arm
Viking Arm is tough - and way cool - but Fairy Princess Daffodil also has that wicked tale and claws. Fairy Princess dodges the first strike, then lands a tale across the face. Again and again Viking Arm proves too slow. And Fairy Princess Daffodil wins.
Viking arms has an axe. Princess Daffodil is made of spines, pretty much. Viking arm misses, Daffodil hugs him hello, and he goes goodbye.
Princess Daffodil wins!
viking arm!
Viking Arm!
winner-Viking Arm
fairy princess daffodil
Viking Arm
Viking Arm.
viking arm
The two strong opponents decide to arm wrestle to avoid cuts...
Viking Arm
flowers and butterfly wings c'mon
Viking arm wins...
Viking Arm
Viking Arm!
Viking Arm
Forests are made for chopping. Especially this one. Though it looks like they'd make a nice couple.
Winner - Viking Arm
have you seen the size of that arm? never mind the viking part.
viking arm!
Viking Arm
Winner: Viking Arm. For, he rules.
Viking Arm is a tough guy too, but all he gets is one punishing blow per round (hah-- that's D&D language)...whereas Fairy Princess looks a bit more...I hate to say it, but... lithe and limber.
And although Viking Arm appears to have more "hit points", Fairy Princess is a level 12 tranny.
Fairy Princess for the win.
winner : Fairy Princess Daffodil
Vote: Viking Arm!
VIKING ARM
The Viking's skirt is a lot hotter than the Fairy Princess's ... Daffodil's gonna get cleaved in two!
Winner - Viking Arm
Fairy Princess Daffodil wins. She can undercut that giant Viking arm any day.
Viking Arm
Viking Arm
Viking arm
viking arm
viking arm
Fairy Princess Daffodil
Viking arm has too much strength in that viking arm of his to lose.
Viking Arm.
Fairy Princess Daffodil looks confident with her big stick.
Fairy Princess Daffodil
Viking Arm!
Viking Arm just charges forward. The Fairy Princess flits sideways and fwaps him in the puss with her spikey tail. That softens him up a bit and when he swings his axe wide she comes up under his kilt with that mean, old wand. What a mess.
Fairy Princess Daffodil for the win.
Viking Arm
Fairy Princess Daffodil
fairy princess daffodil
Fairy Princess Daffodil
Why fight it...
Winner: VIKING ARM
Viking Arm
Winner: Viking Arm
Viking Arm
Viking Arm
Viking arm.
Viking Arm
- Viking Arm
Winner: Fairy Princess Daffodil
Viking Arm!!! RAAARRRGGGH!
My vote is for VIKING ARM.
Winner: Fairy Princess Daffodil
Viking Arm
Viking arm
Viking Arm.
viking arm
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