as i mentioned before, he took out a little girl and sired three cannons. something tells me there is nothing he won't do. i see him climbing up whoop-ass from behind, pulling off those wires and sitting down to a hearty meal of whoopass, which will give him the baron's unmatchable strength, and bang, the fight is pretty laughable then.
Tough one. I love to hear Baron Von Whoop-Ass cry out "I'm VOOPingk YORASSE!!!" But there's no denying the tactical advantage the long-range children of the Cannon Father bring to this fight.
And I just can't get over how danged tough a man would have to be to sire such progeny.
Baron Von Whoop-Ass comes at Cannon Father like a savage behemoth; swinging his chainsaw-hand through the air screaming indecipherable syllables. The cannon balls make an atrocious noise as they roll off the thick rock-like surface of the Baron.
A woman in the crowd screams out, "Won't somebody think of the children!?!"
The Baron's attacks are terrifying to any man, and the Whoop-ass that follows is equally as horrible.
Hot blooded from his last fight, Cannon Father wastes little time with small talk as he enters the ring. Baron Von Whoop-Ass, a creature of great chatty pretext is caught off guard, and his pre-prepared smack talk speech makes for a poor protection against the cannon volley.
Aw - these are two of my favorites! While I didn't know if anyone had anything to contend with that open can of Whoop-Ass, the Smak Talk shows that Cannon Father is keeping his calm. I think the Father can keep away from the Baron, pouring on the ranged attacks. One shot won't do it with this brute, he'll eat a few of those cannon balls and keep comin'. But see, the Father knows how to fight while backing up and he won't forget it. He's a cool customer. Eventually, a fortunate shot will disable the saw. A while after that, the Father will lure him to the sweet spot where a cannonball lobbed skyward early on will return to earth, flattening that can against the Baron's noodle like a show of frat-boy machismo. Without his supply of rage, the Baron will peter out.
Cannon Father, with a clean shoot at the can of "whoop-ass" powering his foe, sends one his young cannons in the line of sight and fires! The Varon short-circuts and does down
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- Cannon Father
or
- Baron Von Whoop-Ass
That big face makes a big target.
Cannon Father wins.
I love Cannon Father.
cannon father
Cannon Father.......the best father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cannon Father!
CANNON FATHER WINS!!!
Cannon Father!
-Cannon Father has the rights to saying, "Whose your daddy? The Father is!"
-Cannon Father winz!
as i mentioned before, he took out a little girl and sired three cannons. something tells me there is nothing he won't do. i see him climbing up whoop-ass from behind, pulling off those wires and sitting down to a hearty meal of whoopass, which will give him the baron's unmatchable strength, and bang, the fight is pretty laughable then.
victor: cannon father.
winner: Cannon Father
Cannon Father
Tough one. I love to hear Baron Von Whoop-Ass cry out "I'm VOOPingk YORASSE!!!" But there's no denying the tactical advantage the long-range children of the Cannon Father bring to this fight.
And I just can't get over how danged tough a man would have to be to sire such progeny.
Winner: Cannon Father!
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
I love Baron Von Whoop-Ass, but I love Cannon Father even more.
Cannon Father all the way!!!!
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father.
Cannon Father
cannon father.
Baron Von Whoop-Ass comes at Cannon Father like a savage behemoth; swinging his chainsaw-hand through the air screaming indecipherable syllables. The cannon balls make an atrocious noise as they roll off the thick rock-like surface of the Baron.
A woman in the crowd screams out, "Won't somebody think of the children!?!"
The Baron's attacks are terrifying to any man, and the Whoop-ass that follows is equally as horrible.
Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
I gotta say...last time around I sure didn't notice the precarious state of the Baron's power supply! One blast and it's shutdown!
Cannon Father!
cannon father
Baron Von Whoop-Ass
- Cannon Father
One cannot whoop ass if they cannot reach it. Cannon Father has the long range weapons of his progeny. Cannon Father wins
Cannon father's kids blow Baron Von Whoop-ass stitch from stitch before the fith begins. Kids will be kids.
Cannon father!
cannon father!
Father's day comes a little early this week as CF's kids give him the gift of sweet victory.
Winner: Cannon Father
There's a recall on whoop-ass.
Winner-Cannon Father
baron von whoop ass
Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Cannon Father.
Hot blooded from his last fight, Cannon Father wastes little time with small talk as he enters the ring. Baron Von Whoop-Ass, a creature of great chatty pretext is caught off guard, and his pre-prepared smack talk speech makes for a poor protection against the cannon volley.
Cannon father for the efficient win
3 cannons versus a chainsaw..mmm...I'll go with cannons.
Cannon Father
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
Cannon Father'll knock that can right off Baron Von Whoop-Ass' shoulders with the first shot.
Winner - Cannon Father
the question is, can you hit a can with a cannon? cannon or can not?
baron von whoop-ass!
Cannon Father
Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Happy Father's Day to you Baron Von Whooped!
Winner: Cannon Father.
Whoop-ass is a tough guy but that little tin can on his head makes an awfully useful target...regardless of what's inside of it...
Cannon Father!
winner : Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Whoop-Ass is badass, but I gotta go oldschool...
Vote: Cannon Father
VON WHOOP ASS
Poor ol' Baron ... he's gonna split apart all over again.
Winner - Cannon Father
Cannon Father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cannon Father
Cannon Father
cannon father!!
Baron Von Whoop-Ass
500% winner
Cannon Father
CANNON FATHER
Baron Von Whoop-Ass
A well aimed canonball will take out that can atop his head. Bedsides, Canon father seems completely calm against the freaky monster.
Canon Father.
Baron looks very breakable.
Cannon Father
Aw - these are two of my favorites! While I didn't know if anyone had anything to contend with that open can of Whoop-Ass, the Smak Talk shows that Cannon Father is keeping his calm. I think the Father can keep away from the Baron, pouring on the ranged attacks. One shot won't do it with this brute, he'll eat a few of those cannon balls and keep comin'. But see, the Father knows how to fight while backing up and he won't forget it. He's a cool customer. Eventually, a fortunate shot will disable the saw. A while after that, the Father will lure him to the sweet spot where a cannonball lobbed skyward early on will return to earth, flattening that can against the Baron's noodle like a show of frat-boy machismo. Without his supply of rage, the Baron will peter out.
Cannon Father for the win!
Baron Von Whoop-Ass !
Cannon Father
Cannon Father
cannon father
cannon father
Winner: Cannon Father
I'm pulling for this guy for this division.
Cannon Father
Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Cannon Father
Cannon Father.
Cannon Father
- Cannon Father
Cannon Father
Cannon Father takes it.
Baron Von Whoop-Ass!
Cannon Father Rules!!!
Hello mudda...hello fadda...
Winner: CANNON FATHER!
Winner: Cannon Father
Cannon Father
Canon Father
Cannon Father, with a clean shoot at the can of "whoop-ass" powering his foe, sends one his young cannons in the line of sight and fires! The Varon short-circuts and does down
Cannon Father!
cannon father
tremendous
action charater!
BARON!
HAILS!
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