Thursday, June 14, 2007

SMAK TALK- CANNON FATHER

SMAK TALK- BARON VON WHOOP-ASS

WEST- ROUND 2-MATCH 1

83 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Cannon Father

or

- Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Jeremy said...

That big face makes a big target.

Cannon Father wins.

McCarthy said...

I love Cannon Father.

pbcbstudios said...

cannon father

ROMANO said...

Cannon Father.......the best father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenneth Belasco said...

Cannon Father!

Monkeyfeather said...

CANNON FATHER WINS!!!

Keath007 said...

Cannon Father!

juanito said...

-Cannon Father has the rights to saying, "Whose your daddy? The Father is!"

-Cannon Father winz!

meg said...

as i mentioned before, he took out a little girl and sired three cannons. something tells me there is nothing he won't do. i see him climbing up whoop-ass from behind, pulling off those wires and sitting down to a hearty meal of whoopass, which will give him the baron's unmatchable strength, and bang, the fight is pretty laughable then.

victor: cannon father.

mike said...

winner: Cannon Father

Dave Shelton said...

Cannon Father

Joel Priddy said...

Tough one. I love to hear Baron Von Whoop-Ass cry out "I'm VOOPingk YORASSE!!!" But there's no denying the tactical advantage the long-range children of the Cannon Father bring to this fight.

And I just can't get over how danged tough a man would have to be to sire such progeny.

Winner: Cannon Father!

Felipe said...

Cannon Father!

mike said...

Cannon Father

escapegoat said...

I love Baron Von Whoop-Ass, but I love Cannon Father even more.

Cannon Father all the way!!!!

Carly Monardo said...

Cannon Father!

danielfranco said...

Cannon Father.

samacleod said...

Cannon Father

Lola said...

cannon father.

-David Poe said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass comes at Cannon Father like a savage behemoth; swinging his chainsaw-hand through the air screaming indecipherable syllables. The cannon balls make an atrocious noise as they roll off the thick rock-like surface of the Baron.

A woman in the crowd screams out, "Won't somebody think of the children!?!"

The Baron's attacks are terrifying to any man, and the Whoop-ass that follows is equally as horrible.

Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...

I gotta say...last time around I sure didn't notice the precarious state of the Baron's power supply! One blast and it's shutdown!

Cannon Father!

Maré Odomo said...

cannon father

ETK said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Dean Trippe said...

- Cannon Father

Big Al said...

One cannot whoop ass if they cannot reach it. Cannon Father has the long range weapons of his progeny. Cannon Father wins

matt said...

Cannon father's kids blow Baron Von Whoop-ass stitch from stitch before the fith begins. Kids will be kids.

Cannon father!

tonci said...

cannon father!

Ras Yeti said...

Father's day comes a little early this week as CF's kids give him the gift of sweet victory.

Winner: Cannon Father

Eugene said...

There's a recall on whoop-ass.

Winner-Cannon Father

Dan Boyd said...

baron von whoop ass

Steve Rolston said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Will Kane said...

Cannon Father.

Gavin Schmitt said...

Hot blooded from his last fight, Cannon Father wastes little time with small talk as he enters the ring. Baron Von Whoop-Ass, a creature of great chatty pretext is caught off guard, and his pre-prepared smack talk speech makes for a poor protection against the cannon volley.

Cannon father for the efficient win

Raz said...

3 cannons versus a chainsaw..mmm...I'll go with cannons.

Cannon Father

Mike Laughead said...

Cannon Father

Greg Hillsman said...

Cannon Father!

Kagan said...

Cannon Father

Night Flyer said...

Cannon Father'll knock that can right off Baron Von Whoop-Ass' shoulders with the first shot.

Winner - Cannon Father

e said...

the question is, can you hit a can with a cannon? cannon or can not?

baron von whoop-ass!

ArtistXero said...

Cannon Father

Breadwig said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass

RJackson said...

Happy Father's Day to you Baron Von Whooped!

Winner: Cannon Father.

pulphope said...

Whoop-ass is a tough guy but that little tin can on his head makes an awfully useful target...regardless of what's inside of it...

Cannon Father!

ShRiek said...

winner : Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Harper said...

Whoop-Ass is badass, but I gotta go oldschool...

Vote: Cannon Father

Operation GutterBall said...

VON WHOOP ASS

Matthew Jent said...

Poor ol' Baron ... he's gonna split apart all over again.

Winner - Cannon Father

flaviano said...

Cannon Father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric Talbot said...

Cannon Father

I. N. J. Culbard said...

Cannon Father

Germán said...

cannon father!!

nelson said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass
500% winner

Hurk said...

Cannon Father

Quint said...

CANNON FATHER

chrishaley said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Checkmark said...

A well aimed canonball will take out that can atop his head. Bedsides, Canon father seems completely calm against the freaky monster.

Canon Father.

LT said...

Baron looks very breakable.

Cannon Father

JettBOY said...

Aw - these are two of my favorites! While I didn't know if anyone had anything to contend with that open can of Whoop-Ass, the Smak Talk shows that Cannon Father is keeping his calm. I think the Father can keep away from the Baron, pouring on the ranged attacks. One shot won't do it with this brute, he'll eat a few of those cannon balls and keep comin'. But see, the Father knows how to fight while backing up and he won't forget it. He's a cool customer. Eventually, a fortunate shot will disable the saw. A while after that, the Father will lure him to the sweet spot where a cannonball lobbed skyward early on will return to earth, flattening that can against the Baron's noodle like a show of frat-boy machismo. Without his supply of rage, the Baron will peter out.

Cannon Father for the win!

Loris Z. said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass !

paciente r said...

Cannon Father

urbancowfolks said...

Cannon Father

fredland said...

cannon father

mmmmmike said...

cannon father

Bart King said...

Winner: Cannon Father

stephen eidson said...

I'm pulling for this guy for this division.

Cannon Father

Tina Vaziri said...

Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Cannon Father

Garry Milne said...

Cannon Father.

ornitorrincoman said...

Cannon Father

A vingadora social said...

- Cannon Father

TSM said...

Cannon Father

Nick said...

Cannon Father takes it.

Rick Lacy said...

Baron Von Whoop-Ass!

JavierOlivares said...

Cannon Father Rules!!!

Peebot said...

Hello mudda...hello fadda...

Winner: CANNON FATHER!

antacost said...

Winner: Cannon Father

david rubín said...

Cannon Father

D π said...

Canon Father

Cail said...

Cannon Father, with a clean shoot at the can of "whoop-ass" powering his foe, sends one his young cannons in the line of sight and fires! The Varon short-circuts and does down

Cannon Father!

ocularinvasion said...

cannon father

Yaxin said...

tremendous
action charater!

Brian Churilla said...

BARON!

HAILS!