Monday, June 11, 2007

SMAK TALK- IRON KAISER

SMAK TALK- MASKED PLATYPUS

WEST- ROUND 1-MATCH 6

89 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- The Iron Kaiser

or

- Masked Platypus

matt said...

Platypusses HATE Germans.

Masked Platypus for the win.

ROMANO said...

No hace falta ser muy listo para saber que el mejor luchador de FACA es Masked Platypus!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene said...

Winner: Iron Kaiser

Óscar Pérez said...

- The Iron Kaiser

McCarthy said...

The Iron Kaiser all the way.

Adam said...

What natural attacks to Platypussies (Platypi?) have? I do not know? How can a little platypus be a wrestler? I do not know. Where does he get a Luchador mask with a duck bill hole? I dunno. But I do know I want to see him kick ass.

Winner: Masked Platypus.

Keath007 said...

Platypus fans forgive me, but I'm thinking The Iron Kaiser takes this fight, if for no other reason than his mighty German moustache.

Winner: The Iron Kaiser

Greg Hillsman said...

The Iron Kaiser!

meg said...

the masked platypus has cuteness on his side... as in, 'aw, look at the little duck-billed wrestler!' but the iron kaiser doesn't have cuteness sensors. it'll be a tough bout-- the MP will be scurrying (flippering?) between his legs, but eventually the kaiser will smash the little marsupial. end of story, ko.

victor: iron kaiser

yo-oy said...

MASKED PLATYPUS IS THE BEST MASKED FIGHTER, MYSTERIOUS COCKY.


MASKED PLATYPUS THE WINNER!!!!!JA JE JI JO JU

escapegoat said...

Masked Platypus is a seasoned professional wrestler, so he's used to getting clobbered by illegal weapons that get brought into the ring. With his plethora of advanced platypus wresting moves, he takes Iron Kaiser down for the permanent 1-2-3!

Masked Platypus for the win!

Monkeyfeather said...

IRON KAISER WINS!

ArtistXero said...

Masked Platypus all the way!

samacleod said...

Not wasting time explaining this one.

THE IRON KAISER

Ross Brinkman said...

iron kaiser's got a giant hammer and claws.
i see Iron Kaiser as the winner.

Eric Talbot said...

Iron Kaiser

Dean Trippe said...

vote: the iron kaiser!

Juanma said...

Iron kaiser!

Altho...Mr. Ornitorrinco is very funny .

Joel Priddy said...

Oh, Man, I'm expecting to see the Iron Kaiser with some gold around his waist.

Iron Kaiser!

urbancowfolks said...

The Iron Kaiser

Ras Yeti said...

That Platypus is no match for the Iron Kaiser's Mustard Gas attack.

Winner: The Iron Kaiser

Big Al said...

The Iron Kaiser has some nice weapons, and by all accounts should win. But, somehow, by tapping into the ancient fighting secrets of the monotremes (or by using her eggs to gum up the Kaiser's system), The Masked Platypus emerges victorious.

Jeremy said...

Sure, Kaiser is bigger, tougher, and harder to injure. But, come on, a Masked Platypus is used to being the underdog, and has thomythos and gravitas of the luchador tradition behind him. And a big honkin' tale with which to slap the moustache of that WWII reject.

Masked Platypus for the win

mike said...

Snip! smash! stomp!

The Iron Kaiser wins.

fredland said...

masked platypus

Nick said...

Masked Platypus

elcerdo said...

Iron Kaiser

Mike Laughead said...

The Iron Kaiser

TSM said...

IRON KAISER

Felipe said...

The Iron Kaiser!

LT said...

Both are great, but I kind of want to see the Masked Platypus continue.

Masked Platypus.

Dave Shelton said...
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Tom Barwick said...

German eficciency as ever is a poor substitute for marsupialistic mayem.
Just look in the ducks eyes and you see that he has nothing to lose.




- Masked Platypus

mike said...

The Iron Kaiser

Special K said...

Hmm. If they were having a fight in the local pool, the Kaiser would become rusted tight and the Platypus would laugh and laugh with that disturbing quacky squealy ducky rodenty voice of his.

But they're not in the pool now are they? And that semi-aquatic mammal is about to be turned into platywurst sausages.

Ze Kaiser vins!

Will Kane said...

The Iron Kaiser.

ocularinvasion said...

The Iron Kaiser

danielfranco said...

The Iron Kaiser

nelson said...

The iron kaiser

Steve Rolston said...

Masked Platypus

Jonathan Edwards said...

The Iron Kaiser!

Bart King said...

Winner: Masked Platypus!

Kenneth Belasco said...

Vote: The Iron Kaiser!

MIKE THOMAS said...

The duck is pretty funny.

The Iron Kaiser

Checkmark said...

I think Kaiser looks a bit to clunky to fight something that small. It's like when a person is attacked by a squirrel, you just can't get it off ya.

Masked Platypus.

Dan Boyd said...

Masked Platypus

antacost said...

With no known natural enemies, the platypus is nature's most vicious, deadly death machine.

Robots, on the other hand are just plain creepy... Not too smart in most cases, and we've gotta think that Masked Platypus is pretty smart... he's a pretty smart dresser in any case, so:

Winner: Masked Platypus

Peebot said...

No contest.

Winner: Iron Kaiser.

david rubín said...

The Iron Kaiser

d.

Operation GutterBall said...

MASKED PLATYPUS

Matthew Jent said...

Mammal or bird? ROBOT!

Winner - Iron Kaiser

Dave Shelton said...

Iron Kaiser

flaviano said...

The Iron Kaiser

Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...

The Iron Kaiser!

Jose Domingo said...

Masked Platypus winner!!!

ETK said...

The Iron Kaiser

el bizarron said...

Based on personal experience, never mess with a guy (or a platypus) wearing a luchadore mask. Masked Platypus it is then.

Kagan said...

Iron Kaiser

Breadwig said...

The Iron Kaiser

Dr Dave said...

IRON KAISER!

Taylor Brinkman said...

Iron Kaiser

[ral] said...

Masked platypus

Chad! said...

WINNER: The Iron Kaiser!!!

chrishaley said...

Iron Kaiser

Paul Conrad said...

The Iron Kaiser!

ornitorrincoman said...

The Iron Kaiser

dannygreen1964 said...

The Iron Kaiser

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

Another tough one....
both great characters and smack talk only made it harder....

Masked Platypus wins by a Flipper!

Maré Odomo said...

iron kaiser!

Manolis Vamvounis said...

masked platypus

JettBOY said...

That clanky old Kaiser looks a little rusty to me. And who knows what tricks that Platypus of mystery has under his cape?

The Masked Platypus wins!

pulphope said...
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pulphope said...

By far the toughest call since both are lovable in a Rankin-Bass kinda way.

iron kaiser

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Masked Platypus

RJackson said...

winner: Iron Kaiser!

Night Flyer said...

Masked Platypus has pluck, but that just makes it all the more infuriating when the robot we love to hate steamrollers over him and annexes his dressing room. The fans cry fowl! But the referee cries:

"Winner - The Iron Kaiser"

stephen eidson said...

The Iron Kaiser

e said...

no one beats ducka dibre.

Masked Platypus

Hurk said...

iron kaiser

Ronnie said...

The Iron Kaiser

Quint said...

IRON KAISER

paciente r said...

The Iron Kaiser

A vingadora social said...

Masked Platypus

pedro lourenço said...

iron kaiser

tonci said...

the iron kaiser!

pbcbstudios said...

Iron Kaiser

ShRiek said...

winner : The Iron Kaiser

Garry Milne said...

Masked Platypus!