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89 comments:
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.
- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- The Iron Kaiser
or
- Masked Platypus
Platypusses HATE Germans.
Masked Platypus for the win.
No hace falta ser muy listo para saber que el mejor luchador de FACA es Masked Platypus!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Iron Kaiser
- The Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser all the way.
What natural attacks to Platypussies (Platypi?) have? I do not know? How can a little platypus be a wrestler? I do not know. Where does he get a Luchador mask with a duck bill hole? I dunno. But I do know I want to see him kick ass.
Winner: Masked Platypus.
Platypus fans forgive me, but I'm thinking The Iron Kaiser takes this fight, if for no other reason than his mighty German moustache.
Winner: The Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser!
the masked platypus has cuteness on his side... as in, 'aw, look at the little duck-billed wrestler!' but the iron kaiser doesn't have cuteness sensors. it'll be a tough bout-- the MP will be scurrying (flippering?) between his legs, but eventually the kaiser will smash the little marsupial. end of story, ko.
victor: iron kaiser
MASKED PLATYPUS IS THE BEST MASKED FIGHTER, MYSTERIOUS COCKY.
MASKED PLATYPUS THE WINNER!!!!!JA JE JI JO JU
Masked Platypus is a seasoned professional wrestler, so he's used to getting clobbered by illegal weapons that get brought into the ring. With his plethora of advanced platypus wresting moves, he takes Iron Kaiser down for the permanent 1-2-3!
Masked Platypus for the win!
IRON KAISER WINS!
Masked Platypus all the way!
Not wasting time explaining this one.
THE IRON KAISER
iron kaiser's got a giant hammer and claws.
i see Iron Kaiser as the winner.
Iron Kaiser
vote: the iron kaiser!
Iron kaiser!
Altho...Mr. Ornitorrinco is very funny .
Oh, Man, I'm expecting to see the Iron Kaiser with some gold around his waist.
Iron Kaiser!
The Iron Kaiser
That Platypus is no match for the Iron Kaiser's Mustard Gas attack.
Winner: The Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser has some nice weapons, and by all accounts should win. But, somehow, by tapping into the ancient fighting secrets of the monotremes (or by using her eggs to gum up the Kaiser's system), The Masked Platypus emerges victorious.
Sure, Kaiser is bigger, tougher, and harder to injure. But, come on, a Masked Platypus is used to being the underdog, and has thomythos and gravitas of the luchador tradition behind him. And a big honkin' tale with which to slap the moustache of that WWII reject.
Masked Platypus for the win
Snip! smash! stomp!
The Iron Kaiser wins.
masked platypus
Masked Platypus
Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser
IRON KAISER
The Iron Kaiser!
Both are great, but I kind of want to see the Masked Platypus continue.
Masked Platypus.
German eficciency as ever is a poor substitute for marsupialistic mayem.
Just look in the ducks eyes and you see that he has nothing to lose.
- Masked Platypus
The Iron Kaiser
Hmm. If they were having a fight in the local pool, the Kaiser would become rusted tight and the Platypus would laugh and laugh with that disturbing quacky squealy ducky rodenty voice of his.
But they're not in the pool now are they? And that semi-aquatic mammal is about to be turned into platywurst sausages.
Ze Kaiser vins!
The Iron Kaiser.
The Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser
The iron kaiser
Masked Platypus
The Iron Kaiser!
Winner: Masked Platypus!
Vote: The Iron Kaiser!
The duck is pretty funny.
The Iron Kaiser
I think Kaiser looks a bit to clunky to fight something that small. It's like when a person is attacked by a squirrel, you just can't get it off ya.
Masked Platypus.
Masked Platypus
With no known natural enemies, the platypus is nature's most vicious, deadly death machine.
Robots, on the other hand are just plain creepy... Not too smart in most cases, and we've gotta think that Masked Platypus is pretty smart... he's a pretty smart dresser in any case, so:
Winner: Masked Platypus
No contest.
Winner: Iron Kaiser.
The Iron Kaiser
d.
MASKED PLATYPUS
Mammal or bird? ROBOT!
Winner - Iron Kaiser
Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser!
Masked Platypus winner!!!
The Iron Kaiser
Based on personal experience, never mess with a guy (or a platypus) wearing a luchadore mask. Masked Platypus it is then.
Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser
IRON KAISER!
Iron Kaiser
Masked platypus
WINNER: The Iron Kaiser!!!
Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser!
The Iron Kaiser
The Iron Kaiser
Another tough one....
both great characters and smack talk only made it harder....
Masked Platypus wins by a Flipper!
iron kaiser!
masked platypus
That clanky old Kaiser looks a little rusty to me. And who knows what tricks that Platypus of mystery has under his cape?
The Masked Platypus wins!
By far the toughest call since both are lovable in a Rankin-Bass kinda way.
iron kaiser
Masked Platypus
winner: Iron Kaiser!
Masked Platypus has pluck, but that just makes it all the more infuriating when the robot we love to hate steamrollers over him and annexes his dressing room. The fans cry fowl! But the referee cries:
"Winner - The Iron Kaiser"
The Iron Kaiser
no one beats ducka dibre.
Masked Platypus
iron kaiser
The Iron Kaiser
IRON KAISER
The Iron Kaiser
Masked Platypus
iron kaiser
the iron kaiser!
Iron Kaiser
winner : The Iron Kaiser
Masked Platypus!
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