"Where drawings are voted to the death and the streets run black with ink."
SMAK TALK- PUBLIC OFFENDERSMAK TALK- WEREWOLF AT LAWWEST- ROUND 1-MATCH 5
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!- The Public Offenderor- Werewolf at Law
The public offender serves Werewolf papers- TO DEATH! Public offender wins.
The Public Offender!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winner: Public Offender
- Werewolf at Law
What if it isn't full moon? Then he's just Man in Tattered Clothes with a Dead Rabbit at Law. The big freaky egg guy looks like he means business. I think he could only be more awesome if he had a moustache.Winner: The Public Offender.
Werewolf @ Law.
I'm not exactly sure what manner of creature The Public Offender is, but he looks tougher than a Werewolf burned out by years of late nights studying and crippling financial aid payments.Winner: The Public Offender!
The Public Offender!
Public Offender!The werewolf looks fatigued from tearing his shirt to pieces.
this will be a rough bout. not that there will be much physical injury, as despite being an eggman and a crazed werewolf, they still are at core: rabid lawyers. they'll each throw the book at their opponents, quoting the most obscure laws and being morally outraged at their opponent's claims. ultimately what wins the fight? the high energy turns to stress and pulsating blood veins, and the public offender's poor heart can't take it anymore. bang, he's on the floor like so much scrambled egg.victor: werewolf at law.loser: the audience, who gets billed the legal fees for the whole fight.
Werewolf at law- you've just been served by the strong arm of the law.Winner: Public Offender cracks this case.
The public offender had his case, and it seemed airtight. The jury clung to their seats as the prosecution detailed the persecution suffered at the hands of Werewolf-at-law.The defendant's response?"A baker's dozen is about right for dinner, with a touch of prosecutor for dessert."Victor: Werewolf At Law
Holy crap! This is the toughest match to call this round. Both of them are lawyers, so they know how to fight dirty.Werewolf at Law has teh most obvious weaknesses..being a werewolf and all. Some I'm sure Public Offender, being the well-prepped profesional he is, has come prepared to the fight a gun loaded with silver bullets in his suitcase.Public Offender for the win!
The Public Offender
TWO BRIEFCASE's??? Well, I have no idea what the offender is...but a werewolf is pretty ferocious, so...Werewolf at law
werewolf at law takes this win considering public offender is extremely top heavy
vote: the public offender!
Warewolf at Law
The Public Offender finds a loophole in the Werewolf's defense and pulls his lupine spine out through it. Case closed.Winner: The Public Offender
Tough, evenly matched fight, but the Public Offender wins it.
Hard to make an oral argument when all you can do is growl. The Public Offender isn't the greatest attorney, true, but he's scrappy and his TV commercials attract for more business. He's surpsingly quick, too; chasing ambulances is a damned good workout. Werewolf's stay of execution is denied.Public Offender wins.
Werewolf at Law
In a court case, The Public Offender would probably have Werewolf at Law chasing his tail. In a fight though...Werewolf at Law wins!
Werewolf at Law.
Both are great.Sadly for Werewolf at Law, their was no full moon during the night of his match, turning him into a normal attorney.Normal doesnt do very well in Fist A Cuffs,Public Offender
The Public Offender looks like the man in the moon which can't be a good thing if you're up against a werewolf.Werewolf at Law
The public offender is gonna stray from the path and i think we all know what happens when you stray from the path !Werewolf at Law
There's nothing scarier than two lawyers in cheap suits. At first I thought the Werewolf was the clear winner here but take a look at the state of his briefcase! The Public Offender is definitely the more organised and organization is everything when it comes to ripping off people's heads.Public Offender wins!
Vote: Werewolf at Law!
I think the werewolf might yell louder.Werewolf at Law
Public offender has some serious offensive issues...his head looks like it may explode soon, and that freaks me out. He just looks way too angry to lose. Public offender.
I object!He's a freaking werewolf!That big old head on Public Offender, is just begging to be bit.Winner: Werewolf at LawLawyered!
Werewolf at Lawd.
Words cannot do justice how happy I am to see Werewolf at Law.Winner - Werewolf at Law!
Habeas corpus!The Public Offender!
WINNER: Werewolf at Law!!!
Winner: The Public Offender!
WereWolf at Law!
THE PUBLIC OFFENDER!
This is a tough one...so close...but after reading the Smack Talk...gotta go with...Werewolf at Law - WINS!
Disorder in the Court! The Public Offender may be a tough egg to crack but that werewolf is such a snappy dresser! I think he'll shed the Offender's briefs.Werewolf at Law is taking this to a higher court.
I must say I hate Lawyers with an unequalled equal gusto.I was going to go with Public Defender out of principle, then I remembered why it is I hate lawyers and must in all honesty vote for the worse of the two on a generalized grounds-for-breaking-the-rules-and-getting-away-with-it-clause.Werewolf at law.
Wolves have heightened senses of smell and I imagine that this Offender fella reeks to high heaven.- The Public Offender
Winner by a Rabbit: Werewolf at Law
Argh! Lawyers! The fans applaud when they kill each other during the match, but during the next full moon, Werewolf at Law is back on his feet and the curse of frivolous lawsuits continues to menace mankind.Winner - Werewolf at Law
Over-ruled!Public offender wins the case!
WEREWOLF AT LAW.
wolfie wins...werewolf at law!
the public offender!
winner : Werewolf at Law
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