Monday, June 11, 2007

SMAK TALK- CANNON FATHER

SMAK TALK- KATE AMARI

WEST- ROUND 1-MATCH 2

92 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Cannon Father

or

- Kate Amari

Adam said...

Cannon Father has plenty of rough and tumble about him but seems limited and in FACA you need some versatility. Spooky little Kate Amari seems like she could suspend the Father's little darlings in the air and propel them right back at him, not to mention the swirling aresnal she's got already. The creepy girl will go far I reckon.

Winner: Kate Amari

ROMANO said...

Cannon Father....the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene said...

Lil' Amari can't mentally handle objects that big. She's cannon foder for Cannon Father.

Winner: Cannon Father

Óscar Pérez said...

Cannon Father

McCarthy said...

Cannon Father.

Keath007 said...

I'm all for Cannon Father in this one!

Greg Hillsman said...

Cannon Father!

matt said...

Kate's got alot of stuff, but nothing like a cannon. Nor anything that seems like it could hurt a guy who reproduces with cannons.

Winner: Cannon father

hewhocutsdown said...

In a singular twist, Cannon reveals:

"Kate, I am your Father"

"Well, that explains a lot"

Victor: The cliche.
Honorary Victor: Kate

meg said...

i dunno. on one hand, you have a creepy little girl who can levitate all sorts of junk (some pretty useful weapons though). but on the other hand, you have a man crazy enough to mate with a cannon. and given that kate's still honing her talents, she'd probably face fight-or-flight when one of those balls zooms her way, and drop a few weapons. with cannon's long arms, i think he could swipe up that katana, yell 'charge!' and finish her off.

but there is a greater penalty at the end: when he gets out of his bloodlust, he remembers he's a father himself-- and cannot believe he just beat up on a little girl. for a split second, he is horrified and ashamed.

future opponents, however, will be a little intimidated. he fathered three cannons AND beat up a little girl! there isn't anything he won't do to win.

victor: cannon father

Monkeyfeather said...

CANNON FATHER!

samacleod said...

Cannon's can attack from afar. She doesn't look like she travels fast enough to get close to him (though she is awesome looking).

Cannon Father

ArtistXero said...

Cannon Father

Dean Trippe said...

vote: cannon father!

Eric Talbot said...

Cannon Father

Juanma said...

Cannon father!!

he must be cousin of Vinny from "Atlantis",and they both love to blow things up.

Ross Brinkman said...

cannon father takes the win

Ras Yeti said...

Father knows best... how to kill!

Winner: Cannon Father

Gavin Schmitt said...

cannon father has a large family of ill-behaved children. Kate gets a cannon ball to the face, without ceremony, and goes down early in the fight.

Cannon Father for the win

Joel Priddy said...

Can you even imagine how tough Cannon Father's home life must be for him to have sired at least three actual cannons? I don't think a possessed child is going to pose much threat to this powder-keg pater familias or his cast-iron brood.

Cannon Father!

urbancowfolks said...

Cannon Father

Big Al said...

Poor Kate - she reminds me a bit of Carrie. Yep, Cannon Father is cool, but I think she has enough strength to control the cannon balls and win the day. Kate Amari takes it.

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escapegoat said...

Walking cannons are frickin' cool. I think Kate Amari's a little too young and inexperienced for this competition, despite having a very clever name. She should come back in a few years when she's a little more ready.

Cannon Father for the win!

Nick said...

Cannon Father for the win.

fredland said...

cannon father

Mike Laughead said...

Canon Father

LT said...

It looks like out of all the stuff Kate Amari has, she doesnt have any good weopons.

Cannon Father

Felipe said...

Cannon Father!

Dave Shelton said...

Cannon Father

TSM said...

Both awesome - but since kate Amari has all those objects at her disposal with which to hurt and maim
I'll have to go with...

Kate Amari

Jeremy said...

Kate Amari could never get more than a "meh, that's barely okay," out of her own father. Which is probably why she did what she did to him.

To this latest "father figure," she's no kinder.

Kate Amari's just too much for him.

Win: Kate Amari

Tom Barwick said...

So tough to call.

I'll say Kate. These guys would make an awesome tag team. If you used kates stuff as ammo in the cannons.


Kate Amari

mike said...

Cannon Father

Special K said...

Cannon Father!

Will Kane said...

Cannon Father.

ocularinvasion said...

Cannon Father

danielfranco said...

Kate Amari

nelson said...

Kate Amari

Steve Rolston said...

Kate Amari

Jonathan Edwards said...

Cannon Father!

Bart King said...

I think nothing escapes that kind of weapon bombardment.

Winner: Kate Amari

Kenneth Belasco said...

Vote: Cannon Father!

Checkmark said...

Fast moving projectiles like from the canon seem to be mire effective then slowly levitating weapons. You know, it always seems like it takes people with levitation powers too long to aim and then throw their weapons.

Canon Father.

Dan Boyd said...

I love that game. Kate Amari for sure.

antacost said...

I think that Cannon Father's fatherly tendencies are gonna stop him in his tracks...

Kate Amari, then simply sends a bowling pin into his temple.

Winner: Kate Amari

Peebot said...

Winner: Cannon Father

david rubín said...

Cannon Father

d.

Operation GutterBall said...

CANNON FATHER

Matthew Jent said...

"Clean up this pigsty!" Cannon Father blows away the competition!

Winner - Cannon Father

flaviano said...

Cannon Father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...

I once knew a girl like:

Kate Amari!

Jose Domingo said...

CANNON FATHER!

ETK said...

Kate Amari

el bizarron said...

Take it from a guy who's played with a mystical swirling mass of dangerous objects. The bleeding hasn't stopped yet. Kate Amari!

Kagan said...

Canon Father for using his arms as ramrods

Breadwig said...

Kate Amari

Dr Dave said...

Cannon Father!

Taylor Brinkman said...

Cannon Father

[ral] said...

Kate amari

Chad! said...

WINNER: Cannon Father!!!

thealamobasement said...

Cannon Father will blow her to bits!

Carol H. said...

Kate Amari -- kids always surprise you with something!

chrishaley said...

Cannon Father.

ornitorrincoman said...

Cannon Father

dannygreen1964 said...

Kate Amari

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

i dont' know....
i just really like
Cannon Father so...

Cannon father - Wins!

JettBOY said...

Kate pelts the Father with detritus, which is nothing he is unused to, until a disagreement arises between the little girl and her voices. One cannon shot and the fight is done.

Cannon Father, when the smoke clears.

Maré Odomo said...

cannon father

Manolis Vamvounis said...

kate amari for the win in west division!!!

pulphope said...

Kate Amari.

Tim Finn said...

Winner: Cannon Father

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Terrifying.

- Kate Amari

RJackson said...

No contest: Winner=Cannon Father!

Paul Conrad said...

Cannon Father!

stephen eidson said...

Cannon Father

Night Flyer said...

What use are cannons when the balls come right back at you?

Winner - Kate Amari

e said...

kate amari

JavierOlivares said...

Cannon Father WIN.

Hurk said...

Spookiest smack talk so far...
Kate Amari!

lastworthy said...

Cannon Father

LionD'Art said...

Sharp and fast wins hard and slow.
Mind is faster than a cannonball.
Kate Amari wins.

Quint said...

cannon father, jus for the cannons...

paciente r said...

Kate Amari

Ronnie said...

Winner:

Cannon Father

A vingadora social said...

Kate Amari

pedro lourenço said...

no cannon will take her down...
kate amari wins!

tonci said...

kate amari!

pbcbstudios said...

great design - Canon Father

ShRiek said...

Winner: Kate Amari

Garry Milne said...

Kate Amari!