Cannon Father has plenty of rough and tumble about him but seems limited and in FACA you need some versatility. Spooky little Kate Amari seems like she could suspend the Father's little darlings in the air and propel them right back at him, not to mention the swirling aresnal she's got already. The creepy girl will go far I reckon.
i dunno. on one hand, you have a creepy little girl who can levitate all sorts of junk (some pretty useful weapons though). but on the other hand, you have a man crazy enough to mate with a cannon. and given that kate's still honing her talents, she'd probably face fight-or-flight when one of those balls zooms her way, and drop a few weapons. with cannon's long arms, i think he could swipe up that katana, yell 'charge!' and finish her off.
but there is a greater penalty at the end: when he gets out of his bloodlust, he remembers he's a father himself-- and cannot believe he just beat up on a little girl. for a split second, he is horrified and ashamed.
future opponents, however, will be a little intimidated. he fathered three cannons AND beat up a little girl! there isn't anything he won't do to win.
Can you even imagine how tough Cannon Father's home life must be for him to have sired at least three actual cannons? I don't think a possessed child is going to pose much threat to this powder-keg pater familias or his cast-iron brood.
Poor Kate - she reminds me a bit of Carrie. Yep, Cannon Father is cool, but I think she has enough strength to control the cannon balls and win the day. Kate Amari takes it.
Walking cannons are frickin' cool. I think Kate Amari's a little too young and inexperienced for this competition, despite having a very clever name. She should come back in a few years when she's a little more ready.
Fast moving projectiles like from the canon seem to be mire effective then slowly levitating weapons. You know, it always seems like it takes people with levitation powers too long to aim and then throw their weapons.
Kate pelts the Father with detritus, which is nothing he is unused to, until a disagreement arises between the little girl and her voices. One cannon shot and the fight is done.
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- Cannon Father
or
- Kate Amari
Cannon Father has plenty of rough and tumble about him but seems limited and in FACA you need some versatility. Spooky little Kate Amari seems like she could suspend the Father's little darlings in the air and propel them right back at him, not to mention the swirling aresnal she's got already. The creepy girl will go far I reckon.
Winner: Kate Amari
Cannon Father....the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lil' Amari can't mentally handle objects that big. She's cannon foder for Cannon Father.
Winner: Cannon Father
Cannon Father
Cannon Father.
I'm all for Cannon Father in this one!
Cannon Father!
Kate's got alot of stuff, but nothing like a cannon. Nor anything that seems like it could hurt a guy who reproduces with cannons.
Winner: Cannon father
In a singular twist, Cannon reveals:
"Kate, I am your Father"
"Well, that explains a lot"
Victor: The cliche.
Honorary Victor: Kate
i dunno. on one hand, you have a creepy little girl who can levitate all sorts of junk (some pretty useful weapons though). but on the other hand, you have a man crazy enough to mate with a cannon. and given that kate's still honing her talents, she'd probably face fight-or-flight when one of those balls zooms her way, and drop a few weapons. with cannon's long arms, i think he could swipe up that katana, yell 'charge!' and finish her off.
but there is a greater penalty at the end: when he gets out of his bloodlust, he remembers he's a father himself-- and cannot believe he just beat up on a little girl. for a split second, he is horrified and ashamed.
future opponents, however, will be a little intimidated. he fathered three cannons AND beat up a little girl! there isn't anything he won't do to win.
victor: cannon father
CANNON FATHER!
Cannon's can attack from afar. She doesn't look like she travels fast enough to get close to him (though she is awesome looking).
Cannon Father
Cannon Father
vote: cannon father!
Cannon Father
Cannon father!!
he must be cousin of Vinny from "Atlantis",and they both love to blow things up.
cannon father takes the win
Father knows best... how to kill!
Winner: Cannon Father
cannon father has a large family of ill-behaved children. Kate gets a cannon ball to the face, without ceremony, and goes down early in the fight.
Cannon Father for the win
Can you even imagine how tough Cannon Father's home life must be for him to have sired at least three actual cannons? I don't think a possessed child is going to pose much threat to this powder-keg pater familias or his cast-iron brood.
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
Poor Kate - she reminds me a bit of Carrie. Yep, Cannon Father is cool, but I think she has enough strength to control the cannon balls and win the day. Kate Amari takes it.
Walking cannons are frickin' cool. I think Kate Amari's a little too young and inexperienced for this competition, despite having a very clever name. She should come back in a few years when she's a little more ready.
Cannon Father for the win!
Cannon Father for the win.
cannon father
Canon Father
It looks like out of all the stuff Kate Amari has, she doesnt have any good weopons.
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
Both awesome - but since kate Amari has all those objects at her disposal with which to hurt and maim
I'll have to go with...
Kate Amari
Kate Amari could never get more than a "meh, that's barely okay," out of her own father. Which is probably why she did what she did to him.
To this latest "father figure," she's no kinder.
Kate Amari's just too much for him.
Win: Kate Amari
So tough to call.
I'll say Kate. These guys would make an awesome tag team. If you used kates stuff as ammo in the cannons.
Kate Amari
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father.
Cannon Father
Kate Amari
Kate Amari
Kate Amari
Cannon Father!
I think nothing escapes that kind of weapon bombardment.
Winner: Kate Amari
Vote: Cannon Father!
Fast moving projectiles like from the canon seem to be mire effective then slowly levitating weapons. You know, it always seems like it takes people with levitation powers too long to aim and then throw their weapons.
Canon Father.
I love that game. Kate Amari for sure.
I think that Cannon Father's fatherly tendencies are gonna stop him in his tracks...
Kate Amari, then simply sends a bowling pin into his temple.
Winner: Kate Amari
Winner: Cannon Father
Cannon Father
d.
CANNON FATHER
"Clean up this pigsty!" Cannon Father blows away the competition!
Winner - Cannon Father
Cannon Father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once knew a girl like:
Kate Amari!
CANNON FATHER!
Kate Amari
Take it from a guy who's played with a mystical swirling mass of dangerous objects. The bleeding hasn't stopped yet. Kate Amari!
Canon Father for using his arms as ramrods
Kate Amari
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
Kate amari
WINNER: Cannon Father!!!
Cannon Father will blow her to bits!
Kate Amari -- kids always surprise you with something!
Cannon Father.
Cannon Father
Kate Amari
i dont' know....
i just really like
Cannon Father so...
Cannon father - Wins!
Kate pelts the Father with detritus, which is nothing he is unused to, until a disagreement arises between the little girl and her voices. One cannon shot and the fight is done.
Cannon Father, when the smoke clears.
cannon father
kate amari for the win in west division!!!
Kate Amari.
Winner: Cannon Father
Terrifying.
- Kate Amari
No contest: Winner=Cannon Father!
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
What use are cannons when the balls come right back at you?
Winner - Kate Amari
kate amari
Cannon Father WIN.
Spookiest smack talk so far...
Kate Amari!
Cannon Father
Sharp and fast wins hard and slow.
Mind is faster than a cannonball.
Kate Amari wins.
cannon father, jus for the cannons...
Kate Amari
Winner:
Cannon Father
Kate Amari
no cannon will take her down...
kate amari wins!
kate amari!
great design - Canon Father
Winner: Kate Amari
Kate Amari!
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