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SMAK TALK- BARON VON WHOOP-ASSWEST- ROUND 1-MATCH 1
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!- Mace-ball McFuryor- Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Simply for the name and the chainsaw and the CHEST FACE!Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Baron Von Whoop-Ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't even want to get into the gory details-Winner: Baron Von Whoop Ass!!
- Baron Von Whoop-Ass
As cool a name as Baron Von Whoop-Ass is, I've got to put my money on Mace-ball McFury. He's just a bad lookin' mutha!Winner: Mace-ball McFury
Baron Von Whoop-Ass!
As bad as the baron looks now, wait till you see him stiched back up after McFury gets done with him. Winner: Mace-ball McFury
I really need to bone up on my Mace-ball. Once the Baron recovers from his reconstructive surgery, so does he.Victor: Mace-ball McFury
mace-ball has an advantage and a disadvantage-- sadly they're the same thing. ever go to a roller-derby bout? there are some tough chicks there, but there are also some major spills. given the size and terrain of the ring, there isn't much use for roller skates. true, it's going to hurt in the first two minutes when that mace lands the baron's face, but as anyone knows, a chainsaw arm cannot be beat. (see your cult movies for examples.) so long as mace-ball doesn't knock out the can hotwired to the baron's body, i can't see mcfury taking him out.victor:baron von whoop-ass
Mace can skate circles around the guy, banging his head every time around.Mace-ball McFury
vote: baron von whoop-ass!
Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Oh no! It's too late for Mace-ball, that can of Whoop Ass atop of the Baron is already open!Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
The relevant can has already been opened.Baron Von Whoop-Ass!
mace-ball mcfury takes the win!
Mace-Ball takes an early lead, landing blow after blow as he spins around his opponent with grace and speed. But all is for nothing, the Baron lands a low grinding blow and the ankle-less McFury is down and out for the count.Baron Von Whoop-Ass for the win!
Baron Von Whoop-Ass is a great name and cool fighter, but his can is the weakness. I see a well aimed bladed circle knocking it off his head. After that, Mace-ball McFury has a field day and wins it.
Good lord, he has an open can of whoop-ass! How can you lose with that!Baron Von Whoop-Ass for the win!
Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
I think the Mace Ball can beat all those weapons.Mace Ball McFury
Baron Von Whoop Ass
Baron Von Whoop-Ass please and thanks.
As much as I love a guy's face being in his chest, Von Whoopass seems slow and plodding to me. Not sure he'd ever get Mace-ball McFury to stay still long enough for that chainsaw to do its thing.I'm giving this one to Mace-ball McFury.
Mace Ball McFury
What's the Baron got on his head? Is he powered by tinned spinach? Weird and impractical, but I still get the feeling he's going to win.Baron Von Whoop-Ass!
Baron Von-Whoop Ass
BARON VON WHOOP-ASS!
Yeah, it gotta happenWinner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Vote: Mace-ballo McFury!
I can see that mace smacking the can right off his top. :)Mace ball McFury
Baron Von Whoops Ass
With his slow, stumbling gate and short reach, Baron Von Whoop-Ass is taking several mace attacks to the face...Winner: Mace-ball McFury
Baron Von Whoop-Assd.
BARON VON WHOOPASSS
Mace-Ball keeps aiming for the can, but no one can stomp the Whoop-Ass!Winner - Baron Von Whoop Ass
Baron Von Whoop-Ass !!
WINNER: Baron Von Whoop-ass!!!
Close, but I'd have to say Mace-ball McFury
Winner : BVWA!
He has a CAN and it Whoops ASS!!Baron Von Whoop-ASS - Win
McFury came prepared. He's amored and determined, you can tell. And the skates give him the speed advantage over the shambling mass of undead tissue. He's gonna bust some of the Baron's sutures for sure. But, you're just not gonna inflict pain on revivified corpse bits. So, once Mace-ball tires himself good and out, and gets his flail's chain all jammed in the saw, the Baron is gonna spill some o' that Whoop-Ass outta that open can. That will be that.Baron Von Whoop-Ass rages into the next round!
baron von whoop-ass!!!
Whoopass, hah. Points for that--although in the "end", I think he looks a bit slow, perhaps some fiber in his diet?Mace-ball OTOH has the distinct advantage of being a totally CGI-looking casting call type from a future Pixar film, and we all know with CGI you can do anything.vote: Mace
I've always wanted to see what opening a can of whoop ass would look like.Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Mace-Ball is wicked and surely he's fast, but it only takes one punch from Baron Whoop-Ass!- Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Winner: Baron Von Whoop-ass!!
Winner - Mace-ball McFury
are you kidding? he's powered by a can of whoop-ass!Baron Von Whoop-Ass
Winner: Mace-ball McFury
Vote: MACE-BALL McFURY
BARON VON WHOOP-ASS
Baron von Whoop-Ass!
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