FIST-A-CUFFS

Monday, June 11, 2007

SMAK TALK- BARON VON WHOOP-ASS

WEST- ROUND 1-MATCH 1

88 comments:

Mister Tan said...: I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Mace-ball McFury

or

- Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 7:34 AM
Adam said...: Simply for the name and the chainsaw and the CHEST FACE!

Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 7:58 AM
ROMANO said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; June 11, 2007 at 8:04 AM
Eugene said...: I don't even want to get into the gory details-

Winner: Baron Von Whoop Ass!!; June 11, 2007 at 8:21 AM
Óscar Pérez said...: - Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 8:24 AM
McCarthy said...: Mace-Ball McFury.; June 11, 2007 at 8:27 AM
Keath007 said...: As cool a name as Baron Von Whoop-Ass is, I've got to put my money on Mace-ball McFury. He's just a bad lookin' mutha!

Winner: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 8:48 AM
Greg Hillsman said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 11, 2007 at 8:59 AM
matt said...: As bad as the baron looks now, wait till you see him stiched back up after McFury gets done with him.

Winner: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 9:09 AM
hewhocutsdown said...: I really need to bone up on my Mace-ball. Once the Baron recovers from his reconstructive surgery, so does he.

Victor: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 9:19 AM
meg said...: mace-ball has an advantage and a disadvantage-- sadly they're the same thing. ever go to a roller-derby bout? there are some tough chicks there, but there are also some major spills. given the size and terrain of the ring, there isn't much use for roller skates. true, it's going to hurt in the first two minutes when that mace lands the baron's face, but as anyone knows, a chainsaw arm cannot be beat. (see your cult movies for examples.) so long as mace-ball doesn't knock out the can hotwired to the baron's body, i can't see mcfury taking him out.

victor:baron von whoop-ass; June 11, 2007 at 9:34 AM
samacleod said...: Mace can skate circles around the guy, banging his head every time around.

Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 9:40 AM
Monkeyfeather said...: MACE-BALL MCFURY!; June 11, 2007 at 9:43 AM
ArtistXero said...: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 9:53 AM
Dean Trippe said...: vote: baron von whoop-ass!; June 11, 2007 at 9:54 AM
Eric Talbot said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Ras Yeti said...: Oh no! It's too late for Mace-ball, that can of Whoop Ass atop of the Baron is already open!

Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 10:02 AM
Joel Priddy said...: The relevant can has already been opened.

Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 11, 2007 at 10:04 AM
Ross Brinkman said...: mace-ball mcfury takes the win!; June 11, 2007 at 10:07 AM
Gavin Schmitt said...: Mace-Ball takes an early lead, landing blow after blow as he spins around his opponent with grace and speed.
But all is for nothing, the Baron lands a low grinding blow and the ankle-less McFury is down and out for the count.

Baron Von Whoop-Ass for the win!; June 11, 2007 at 10:11 AM
urbancowfolks said...: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 10:12 AM
Big Al said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass is a great name and cool fighter, but his can is the weakness. I see a well aimed bladed circle knocking it off his head. After that, Mace-ball McFury has a field day and wins it.; June 11, 2007 at 10:15 AM
escapegoat said...: Good lord, he has an open can of whoop-ass! How can you lose with that!

Baron Von Whoop-Ass for the win!; June 11, 2007 at 10:41 AM
Nick said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 11, 2007 at 10:43 AM
mike said...: Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 10:53 AM
fredland said...: maceball; June 11, 2007 at 11:01 AM
Mike Laughead said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 11:19 AM
LT said...: I think the Mace Ball can beat all those weapons.

Mace Ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 11:27 AM
Felipe said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 11, 2007 at 11:30 AM
Dave Shelton said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 11:32 AM
TSM said...: Baron Von Whoop Ass; June 11, 2007 at 11:40 AM
Lighthouse Pilot said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass please and thanks.; June 11, 2007 at 11:53 AM
Jeremy said...: As much as I love a guy's face being in his chest, Von Whoopass seems slow and plodding to me. Not sure he'd ever get Mace-ball McFury to stay still long enough for that chainsaw to do its thing.

I'm giving this one to Mace-ball McFury.; June 11, 2007 at 12:18 PM
Tom Barwick said...: Mace Ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 12:29 PM
mike said...: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 12:29 PM
Special K said...: What's the Baron got on his head? Is he powered by tinned spinach? Weird and impractical, but I still get the feeling he's going to win.

Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 11, 2007 at 1:34 PM
Will Kane said...: Mace-ball McFury.; June 11, 2007 at 1:40 PM
ocularinvasion said...: Baron Von-Whoop Ass; June 11, 2007 at 1:47 PM
danielfranco said...: BARON VON WHOOP-ASS!; June 11, 2007 at 2:12 PM
nelson said...: Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 2:25 PM
Steve Rolston said...: Mace-Ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 2:33 PM
Jonathan Edwards said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 11, 2007 at 3:13 PM
Bart King said...: Yeah, it gotta happen

Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 11, 2007 at 3:52 PM
Kenneth Belasco said...: Vote: Mace-ballo McFury!; June 11, 2007 at 4:47 PM
MIKE THOMAS said...: I can see that mace smacking the can right off his top. :)

Mace ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 5:34 PM
Dan Boyd said...: Baron Von Whoop Ass; June 11, 2007 at 7:49 PM
D said...: Baron Von Whoops Ass; June 11, 2007 at 7:53 PM
antacost said...: With his slow, stumbling gate and short reach, Baron Von Whoop-Ass is taking several mace attacks to the face...

Winner: Mace-ball McFury; June 11, 2007 at 9:35 PM
david rubín said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass

d.; June 12, 2007 at 12:16 AM
Operation GutterBall said...: BARON VON WHOOPASSS; June 12, 2007 at 12:17 AM
Matthew Jent said...: Mace-Ball keeps aiming for the can, but no one can stomp the Whoop-Ass!

Winner - Baron Von Whoop Ass; June 12, 2007 at 12:20 AM
flaviano said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 1:47 AM
Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 12, 2007 at 4:53 AM
Jose Domingo said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass !!; June 12, 2007 at 5:26 AM
ETK said...: Mace-ball McFury; June 12, 2007 at 5:53 AM
Kagan said...: Maceball; June 12, 2007 at 8:41 AM
Breadwig said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 9:03 AM
Dr Dave said...: Mace-ball McFury!; June 12, 2007 at 9:12 AM
Taylor Brinkman said...: Mace-Ball; June 12, 2007 at 9:16 AM
[ral] said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 9:21 AM
Chad! said...: WINNER: Baron Von Whoop-ass!!!; June 12, 2007 at 10:11 AM
Carol H. said...: Close, but I'd have to say Mace-ball McFury; June 12, 2007 at 10:40 AM
chrishaley said...: Winner : BVWA!; June 12, 2007 at 11:12 AM
ornitorrincoman said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 2:56 PM
dannygreen1964 said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 3:19 PM
Charlito & Mister Phil said...: He has a CAN and it Whoops ASS!!

Baron Von Whoop-ASS - Win; June 12, 2007 at 3:49 PM
JettBOY said...: McFury came prepared. He's amored and determined, you can tell. And the skates give him the speed advantage over the shambling mass of undead tissue. He's gonna bust some of the Baron's sutures for sure. But, you're just not gonna inflict pain on revivified corpse bits. So, once Mace-ball tires himself good and out, and gets his flail's chain all jammed in the saw, the Baron is gonna spill some o' that Whoop-Ass outta that open can. That will be that.

Baron Von Whoop-Ass rages into the next round!; June 12, 2007 at 3:55 PM
Manolis Vamvounis said...: baron von whoop-ass!!!; June 12, 2007 at 4:14 PM
pulphope said...: Whoopass, hah. Points for that--although in the "end", I think he looks a bit slow, perhaps some fiber in his diet?

Mace-ball OTOH has the distinct advantage of being a totally CGI-looking casting call type from a future Pixar film, and we all know with CGI you can do anything.

vote: Mace; June 12, 2007 at 4:46 PM
Tim Finn said...: I've always wanted to see what opening a can of whoop ass would look like.

Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 6:31 PM
Screw Jeff Owens said...: Mace-Ball is wicked and surely he's fast, but it only takes one punch from Baron Whoop-Ass!

- Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 6:56 PM
RJackson said...: Winner: Baron Von Whoop-ass!!; June 12, 2007 at 7:15 PM
Paul Conrad said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; June 12, 2007 at 8:22 PM
stephen eidson said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 9:01 PM
Night Flyer said...: Winner - Mace-ball McFury; June 12, 2007 at 9:19 PM
e said...: are you kidding? he's powered by a can of whoop-ass!

Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 12, 2007 at 11:13 PM
Hurk said...: Baron Von Whoop-Ass!; June 13, 2007 at 2:10 AM
lastworthy said...: hahahayorassehahaha

BVW-A; June 13, 2007 at 4:50 AM
Quint said...: mace-ball mcflurry

mmmmmmmmm.; June 13, 2007 at 7:25 AM
paciente r said...: WHOOP-ASS; June 13, 2007 at 7:31 AM
Ronnie said...: Winner: Mace-ball McFury; June 13, 2007 at 9:27 AM
A vingadora social said...: Mace-ball McFury; June 13, 2007 at 12:58 PM
Harper said...: Vote: MACE-BALL McFURY; June 13, 2007 at 2:07 PM
pedro lourenço said...: BARON VON WHOOP-ASS; June 13, 2007 at 3:34 PM
tonci said...: mace-ball mcfury!; June 13, 2007 at 4:51 PM
pbcbstudios said...: - McFury; June 13, 2007 at 5:20 PM
ShRiek said...: Winner: Baron Von Whoop-Ass; June 13, 2007 at 10:12 PM
Garry Milne said...: Baron von Whoop-Ass!; June 14, 2007 at 12:56 AM

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