SMAK TALK- CANNON FATHER
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DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
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82 comments:
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- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Cannon Father
or
- The Bozarth
Great fight. The big winner is Cannon Father.
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
I was behind both of these fighters all the way through. Now to choose between them breaks my heart! Eennie, meenie, mynee, moe.
Vote : The Bozarth!
Bozarth's heads get nowhere near Cannon Father.
CANNON FATHER WINS!!!
Cannon Father's cannon balls are pet treats for Bozarth's might dragon arms.
Winner-The Bozarth!
While The Bozarth cackles, the Cannon Father sends two swift cannon balls through the heads of The Bozarth dragons, leaving behind gushing holes and the creepy sucker flailing around like a bleeding water hose. Without pause, Cannon Father sends a 3rd into the poor souls face. The obvious happens.
Like and overpriced Pay-per-view championship boxing match, the fight is over much quicker than it should have been.
--CANNON FATHER
Although I love me a good mustache- With two flaming fire bursts to the face- Its going to be tough for CF to point his "Kannon Kids" when he can't see.
The winner- THE BOZARTH!
Cannon Father!!!!!!
The Bozarth
Cannon of course!
My all time FACA favorite Cannon Father!
Don't bring a gun to a demon fight.Your cannon balls taste delicious to the Bozarth, as do your children, and your flesh.
Winner: Bozarth!
Cannon Father takes the division!
The Bozarth looks strong, but Canon father has his canons backing him all the way. A couple good shots at the right places and things are look'n good.
Canon Father.
Cannon Father.
bozarth
The Bozarth it is.
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
cannon father's done real well-- he's outclassed his daddy and his grandaddy before him. but to be honest he has a very straight up attack-- it's worked well on his opponents, and he is loyal to that-- if it ain't broke, y'know. granted a few well aimed shots into the dragon hands would seem pretty easy, but it takes a while to load a cannon, and with moving targets... it's a little trickier than you'd expect. the bozarth has unpredictability on his side, and seems to be some brand of pure evil (tm). it'll be rough, and both fighters won't be expecting such a tough opponent, but cannon's loyalty to his kin and his method of attack are going to be a downfall. bozarth has no loyalty, no remorse, and probably would fight dirty. it's a fight between the working class good and the mystical evil, and unfortunately the good just lacks ingenuity in a fight like this one.
much as i like cannon, he's going down.
victor: the bozarth.
Cannon Father........!!!!!!!!!!!!!uuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
this is the closest match i think i've called, but i've gotta stick with:
cannon father
Cannon Father's tough enough, quick enough, and fights dirty enough to be able to take down the Bozarth. Start off with a cannonball to the crotch and a couple to each hand (which in a sense will wind up being 2 more cannonballs to the crotch). A grand finale of wacking the Bozarth several times in the head with one of his cannon children, and we have our winner!
Cannon Father for the division!
In terms of sheer power and scariness, the Bozarth's the man, But Cannon Father's got that pluck and grit, and he's used to a hardscrabble life.
Gotta go with Cannon Father for the victory.
Cannon Father.
Can't wait to see him make a smear out of Dewey.
Cannon Father.
Nothing can stop the rain of death-cannonballs!
Winner: Cannon Father
CANNONNN FAAATTTHHHHERRRRRR
Cannon Father
cannon father
how can something with so many eyes not see it coming?
bozarth!
Cannon Father and his lil' legged weapons have the all charm but we have to vote on who we think would win rather than who we'd want to win. I've said before, Cannon Father has only one, slow form of attack. The Bozarth is a flying hell beast with dragons for arms. If you were actually placing a bet, which would you seriously put money on?
Winner: The Bozarth.
Cannon Father is gonna blow the Boazarth away. He's tough enough that even if those oriental looking dragon hands breathed fire the Cannon Father can certainly handle all the heat.
Cannon Father wins it!
Cannon Father
I guess..
Cannon Father.
Winner: The Bozarth
As much as I like Cannon Father, I think Bozarth is agile enough to evade at least one or two blasts and strong enough to absorb one or two blasts. Either way, once he closes there isn't too much Cannon Father can do. Bozarth wins.
Close match, but Cannon Father defeats the beast in true underdog protagonist fashion.
Winner - Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
The Bozarth
Both are amazing, but....
The Bozarth wins.
Cannon Father!
Cannon Father
this diamond geezer is a cert for the cup. hard as nails and a right old cockney nutjob to boot !
cannon father
Cannon Father
Cannon Father
Cannon Father!!
And the winner of the division is...
Cannon Father!
Cannon Fodder.
Bozarth can't stop the lead balls!
Cannon Father - Wins!
Cannon Father
a great fight between titans. Cannon father has shown great determination and cunning, Bozarth has shown great prowess and strength. we knew this day would come...
the match opens with both fighters going all in -- nothing held back. Audience lucky enough to have seats in the 'splash zone' are immediately obliterated.
the old score board hanging one hundred feet above the ring is even hit by the cannon ball, fire, and ice volleys.
when the dust clears, and the surviving spectators return to their seats, the Bozarth stands shaken -- but stands. Cannon father lays smiling at his feet, finally able to rest after finding a worthy opponent.
Bozarth, with his new cannon children inheritance, for the win
Dude with cannons or supernatural beast?............
supernatural beast!
BOZARTH
Cannon Father.
Cannon Father
The Bozarth
Sometimes you eat the monster ... sometimes the monster, well, he eats you. Today -- mankind wins.
Winner - Cannon Father
Cannon Father!
The Bozarth!
Kaboom! You're done, Bozarth.
Winner: Cannon Father!
Cannon Father WIN.
(Sorry Bozhart)
I really don't see what a couple puny cannons can do against a monster as fierce as The Bozarth.
We've already seen The Bozarth best a technology based foe in The Iron Kaiser.
No contest: The Bozarth
Canon Father.
Are you kidding me!!!??!! That Mary Poppin's reject doesn't stand a chance!!!
WINNER...The Bozarth!!!
tough one, but...
cannon father!
The Bozarth
Cannon Father.
Winner: Cannon Father!!!!
Bah...the samk convinced me....
The Bozarth....
As much as I love the limey, I'm afraid that even if CF had the chance to fire off a round, the supernatural might of the Bozarth would still lay him low.
Bozarth for the win.
Bozarth truly looks to have the advantage in strength and power, a strength he'll probably let go to his head. I imagine CF to be the type who would try to rely first on strategy and cunning to outwit such an opponent... and then lure them into the path of his own firepower!
Winner (by the skin of his teeth): Cannon Father
I think Cannon Father is outgunned here, He doesn't look like he's got the defense to take a hit from one of those hands.
THE BOZARTH!!
The Bozarth!
He is victory incarnate.
BY ORDER OF THE KING I DECLARE.....
AND PROCLAME
CANNON FATHER!!!
AS THE WINNER.
I'm in the working man's corner for this fight. Just like the man said, a cannon for each ugly mug. The Bozarth's a top-heavy horror alright.
Cannon Father - Division Champ!
So, it's come down to this. The last stand. The cannons had blasted at the terror that is the Bozarth. Tearing at the monster limbs. Distance is Cannon Father's friend, and keeping those claws and fangs away has been successful. Until one wide swipe at his knees cuts him down, dropping him. The frantic cannons fire at will, like panicked children. The thick clouds of smoke hide the leap of the lithe monster and the loud explosions of shrill cannons mask the death blow and gurgle, ripping Cannon Father's throat clean through.
And all was silent.
Winner: The Bozarth.
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Winner: Cannon Father
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