Thursday, June 21, 2007

SMAK TALK- CANNON FATHER

SMAK TALK- THE BOZARTH

DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP

WEST- ROUND 4-MATCH1

82 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Cannon Father

or

- The Bozarth

nelson said...

Great fight. The big winner is Cannon Father.

Dave Shelton said...

Cannon Father

Greg Hillsman said...

Cannon Father!

Kenneth Belasco said...

I was behind both of these fighters all the way through. Now to choose between them breaks my heart! Eennie, meenie, mynee, moe.

Vote : The Bozarth!

Monkeyfeather said...

Bozarth's heads get nowhere near Cannon Father.

CANNON FATHER WINS!!!

Eugene said...

Cannon Father's cannon balls are pet treats for Bozarth's might dragon arms.

Winner-The Bozarth!

Brodie said...

While The Bozarth cackles, the Cannon Father sends two swift cannon balls through the heads of The Bozarth dragons, leaving behind gushing holes and the creepy sucker flailing around like a bleeding water hose. Without pause, Cannon Father sends a 3rd into the poor souls face. The obvious happens.
Like and overpriced Pay-per-view championship boxing match, the fight is over much quicker than it should have been.

--CANNON FATHER

Mister Tan said...

Although I love me a good mustache- With two flaming fire bursts to the face- Its going to be tough for CF to point his "Kannon Kids" when he can't see.

The winner- THE BOZARTH!

Durable Dirigible said...

Cannon Father!!!!!!

Hurk said...

The Bozarth

Gyula Nemeth said...

Cannon of course!

Eric Talbot said...

My all time FACA favorite Cannon Father!

matt said...

Don't bring a gun to a demon fight.Your cannon balls taste delicious to the Bozarth, as do your children, and your flesh.

Winner: Bozarth!

ArtistXero said...

Cannon Father takes the division!

Checkmark said...

The Bozarth looks strong, but Canon father has his canons backing him all the way. A couple good shots at the right places and things are look'n good.

Canon Father.

chrishaley said...

Cannon Father.

fredland said...

bozarth

Felipe said...

The Bozarth it is.

ocularinvasion said...

Cannon Father

Keath007 said...

Cannon Father!

meg said...

cannon father's done real well-- he's outclassed his daddy and his grandaddy before him. but to be honest he has a very straight up attack-- it's worked well on his opponents, and he is loyal to that-- if it ain't broke, y'know. granted a few well aimed shots into the dragon hands would seem pretty easy, but it takes a while to load a cannon, and with moving targets... it's a little trickier than you'd expect. the bozarth has unpredictability on his side, and seems to be some brand of pure evil (tm). it'll be rough, and both fighters won't be expecting such a tough opponent, but cannon's loyalty to his kin and his method of attack are going to be a downfall. bozarth has no loyalty, no remorse, and probably would fight dirty. it's a fight between the working class good and the mystical evil, and unfortunately the good just lacks ingenuity in a fight like this one.

much as i like cannon, he's going down.

victor: the bozarth.

ROMANO said...

Cannon Father........!!!!!!!!!!!!!uuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Dean Trippe said...

this is the closest match i think i've called, but i've gotta stick with:

cannon father

escapegoat said...

Cannon Father's tough enough, quick enough, and fights dirty enough to be able to take down the Bozarth. Start off with a cannonball to the crotch and a couple to each hand (which in a sense will wind up being 2 more cannonballs to the crotch). A grand finale of wacking the Bozarth several times in the head with one of his cannon children, and we have our winner!

Cannon Father for the division!

Jeremy said...

In terms of sheer power and scariness, the Bozarth's the man, But Cannon Father's got that pluck and grit, and he's used to a hardscrabble life.

Gotta go with Cannon Father for the victory.

McCarthy said...

Cannon Father.

pulphope said...

Can't wait to see him make a smear out of Dewey.

Cannon Father.

Nick said...

Nothing can stop the rain of death-cannonballs!

Winner: Cannon Father

Maré Odomo said...

CANNONNN FAAATTTHHHHERRRRRR

mike said...

Cannon Father

samacleod said...

cannon father

e said...

how can something with so many eyes not see it coming?

bozarth!

Adam said...

Cannon Father and his lil' legged weapons have the all charm but we have to vote on who we think would win rather than who we'd want to win. I've said before, Cannon Father has only one, slow form of attack. The Bozarth is a flying hell beast with dragons for arms. If you were actually placing a bet, which would you seriously put money on?

Winner: The Bozarth.

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...
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J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Cannon Father is gonna blow the Boazarth away. He's tough enough that even if those oriental looking dragon hands breathed fire the Cannon Father can certainly handle all the heat.


Cannon Father wins it!

urbancowfolks said...

Cannon Father

danielfranco said...

I guess..
Cannon Father.

Bart King said...

Winner: The Bozarth

Big Al said...

As much as I like Cannon Father, I think Bozarth is agile enough to evade at least one or two blasts and strong enough to absorb one or two blasts. Either way, once he closes there isn't too much Cannon Father can do. Bozarth wins.

Tim D said...

Close match, but Cannon Father defeats the beast in true underdog protagonist fashion.

Winner - Cannon Father!

Ras Yeti said...

Cannon Father

Jose Domingo said...

Cannon Father!

Screw Jeff Owens said...

The Bozarth

Garry Milne said...

Both are amazing, but....

The Bozarth wins.

Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...

Cannon Father!

paciente r said...

Cannon Father

Tom Barwick said...

this diamond geezer is a cert for the cup. hard as nails and a right old cockney nutjob to boot !


cannon father

Mike Laughead said...

Cannon Father

ETK said...

Cannon Father

Dr Dave said...

Cannon Father!!

LT said...

And the winner of the division is...

Cannon Father!

McCarthy said...

Cannon Fodder.

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

Bozarth can't stop the lead balls!

Cannon Father - Wins!

ornitorrincoman said...

Cannon Father

Gavin Schmitt said...

a great fight between titans. Cannon father has shown great determination and cunning, Bozarth has shown great prowess and strength. we knew this day would come...

the match opens with both fighters going all in -- nothing held back. Audience lucky enough to have seats in the 'splash zone' are immediately obliterated.

the old score board hanging one hundred feet above the ring is even hit by the cannon ball, fire, and ice volleys.

when the dust clears, and the surviving spectators return to their seats, the Bozarth stands shaken -- but stands. Cannon father lays smiling at his feet, finally able to rest after finding a worthy opponent.

Bozarth, with his new cannon children inheritance, for the win

Operation GutterBall said...

Dude with cannons or supernatural beast?............
supernatural beast!



BOZARTH

Jonathan Edwards said...

Cannon Father.

jodo said...

Cannon Father

Michael Bowen said...

The Bozarth

Matthew Jent said...

Sometimes you eat the monster ... sometimes the monster, well, he eats you. Today -- mankind wins.

Winner - Cannon Father

JJ said...
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JJ said...

Cannon Father!

SketchCrawl said...

The Bozarth!

Peebot said...

Kaboom! You're done, Bozarth.

Winner: Cannon Father!

JavierOlivares said...

Cannon Father WIN.
(Sorry Bozhart)

RaydenUni said...

I really don't see what a couple puny cannons can do against a monster as fierce as The Bozarth.

We've already seen The Bozarth best a technology based foe in The Iron Kaiser.

No contest: The Bozarth

Mr. Joe said...

Canon Father.

thedave said...

Are you kidding me!!!??!! That Mary Poppin's reject doesn't stand a chance!!!

WINNER...The Bozarth!!!

tonci said...

tough one, but...

cannon father!

Steve Rolston said...

The Bozarth

Will Kane said...

Cannon Father.

RJackson said...

Winner: Cannon Father!!!!

Chad! said...

Bah...the samk convinced me....


The Bozarth....

Paul Conrad said...

As much as I love the limey, I'm afraid that even if CF had the chance to fire off a round, the supernatural might of the Bozarth would still lay him low.

Bozarth for the win.

Jason said...

Bozarth truly looks to have the advantage in strength and power, a strength he'll probably let go to his head. I imagine CF to be the type who would try to rely first on strategy and cunning to outwit such an opponent... and then lure them into the path of his own firepower!

Winner (by the skin of his teeth): Cannon Father

lastworthy said...

I think Cannon Father is outgunned here, He doesn't look like he's got the defense to take a hit from one of those hands.


THE BOZARTH!!

Rick Lacy said...

The Bozarth!

He is victory incarnate.

Juanma said...

BY ORDER OF THE KING I DECLARE.....
AND PROCLAME

CANNON FATHER!!!
AS THE WINNER.

JettBOY said...

I'm in the working man's corner for this fight. Just like the man said, a cannon for each ugly mug. The Bozarth's a top-heavy horror alright.

Cannon Father - Division Champ!

Ronnie said...

So, it's come down to this. The last stand. The cannons had blasted at the terror that is the Bozarth. Tearing at the monster limbs. Distance is Cannon Father's friend, and keeping those claws and fangs away has been successful. Until one wide swipe at his knees cuts him down, dropping him. The frantic cannons fire at will, like panicked children. The thick clouds of smoke hide the leap of the lithe monster and the loud explosions of shrill cannons mask the death blow and gurgle, ripping Cannon Father's throat clean through.

And all was silent.

Winner: The Bozarth.

john said...

Because Fanatasia 3 needs you...

Winner: Cannon Father