Somehow, suddenly, for the first time... RPS looks somewhat...less than awe inspiring and more...slap-stick...when set side to side with Murphy. Like two very small men, one on the other's shoulders, marching off the side of a cliff...they might snip a foot off just above the ankle. They might deliver a concussion which will eventualy give her early memory-loss, they might...tickle her...no, wait, they couldn't since she's got a neon-scythe-thing which is longer than they are tall. This time I just can't see how he/they/it would win.
At first I was planning to vote for RPS since he has been a secret favorite of mine, and that was my comlplete intention, but then I remembered Murphy's Law-- if the plan can possibly go wrong, it probably will.
Rockpaperscissors is as unstoppable now as he was in the first place! Although Murphy has put up one heckofa fight up to now she's gonna get crushed and... and scissored... and um... papered and then everything that could go wrong just went wrong!
Murphy is a strong contender here, with her unique lazer scythe and sporting abilities but I don't think RPS should be seen as the weaker of the two here. He's holding aloft a boulder for starters and the lack of fancy armour (or clothes) reassures that his hide is indeed leathery and able to take a few solid attacks. Murphy might avoid punishment from the rock and the scissors but if I was relying on being sporty against that magic mumbojumbo, I'd be more than worried. Go get her, Gramps!
it was a long and arduous battle for both fighters, but Murphy's stash of electrolyte replenishing gatorade gave her the extra boost necessary to carry out her death move.
Another tough choice this round. But with RPS's crazy paper magic, he'll probably turn Murphy's Law back against poor Murphy herself and crush her for the win.
Except for the slow creaking of an ancient book-spine and the squeak of un-oiled historic scissors, Rockpaperscissors approaches silently.
Murphy makes a quick gesture of her weapon followed by the singular crash of it being destroyed by an enormous boulder. The arena shakes with the impact, making me spill my drink into my lap. I refuse to take my eyes off of the ensuing mess as I brush the ice and soda from my jeans.
With a rush of wind like a jet passing over head, *snip, snip! Murphy's shin guards are damaged and impair her movement as Rockpaperscissors comes in for his final moves. The crown stands, and in unison points thumbs down.
Scythe beats paper and ties Scissors but Rock crushes Scythe. RPS moves in for the kill but Muprhy pulls the wrecking ball (stolen from Mr O'brien) and wrecks RPS!
Now come RockPaperScissors ain't gotta chance! Oh you have a rock? Then let Murphy pull out the big Iron ball from her first match to smash that. Oh that paper, let her use that bottled up remains of Hassan dissolve that. And the Scissors, come on Plasma Scythe. Frakkin' PLASMA SCYTHE!!!!
Kudos to Murphy for three exciting smack talks. However, I see RPS with the close in attacks and the long distance attacks, leaving Murphy S. Law in a heap of trouble and just plain lying in a heap.
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- RPS
or
- Murphy S. Law
Rock crush meat -
RPS!
RockPaperScissors
MURPHY S. LAW
RockPaperScissors
Murphy S Law
vote: murphy s. law!
Hmn. (strokes chin)
Somehow, suddenly, for the first time... RPS looks somewhat...less than awe inspiring and more...slap-stick...when set side to side with Murphy. Like two very small men, one on the other's shoulders, marching off the side of a cliff...they might snip a foot off just above the ankle. They might deliver a concussion which will eventualy give her early memory-loss, they might...tickle her...no, wait, they couldn't since she's got a neon-scythe-thing which is longer than they are tall. This time I just can't see how he/they/it would win.
At first I was planning to vote for RPS since he has been a secret favorite of mine, and that was my comlplete intention, but then I remembered Murphy's Law-- if the plan can possibly go wrong, it probably will.
And so...Slap-stick!!
Murphy S. Law!
RockPaperScissors
Murphy S. Law!
Murphy does have a Neon-Scythe, but Rock paper Scissors has three weapons at once.
RockPaperScissors.
Murphy S. Law- Winner!
RockPaperScissors
Vote: Murphy S. Law
RockPaperScissors
Splat,
Snip,
Gooble Gabble one of us!
RockPaperScissors wins!
Murphy could run circles around that old fogey.
Murphy S. Law
Murphy
Good old rock! Nothin' beats rock. Including Murphy.
Rock Paper Scissors!
rockpaperscissors, yo!
rockpaperscissors!
murphy s. law
RockPaperScissors for the win!
murphy s. law
Rockpaperscissors is as unstoppable now as he was in the first place! Although Murphy has put up one heckofa fight up to now she's gonna get crushed and... and scissored... and um... papered and then everything that could go wrong just went wrong!
Rockpaperscissors for the win!
Murphy S. Law
rockpaperscissors
RPS
Rock Papah Sizzorrrs!
sorry Murphy.
RockPaperScissors!
roe sham boe
rock paper scissors
Murphy is a strong contender here, with her unique lazer scythe and sporting abilities but I don't think RPS should be seen as the weaker of the two here. He's holding aloft a boulder for starters and the lack of fancy armour (or clothes) reassures that his hide is indeed leathery and able to take a few solid attacks. Murphy might avoid punishment from the rock and the scissors but if I was relying on being sporty against that magic mumbojumbo, I'd be more than worried. Go get her, Gramps!
Winner: RockPaperScissors.
RPS
Winner: Murphy S. Law
Murphy can't fight a triple threat like RPS. Ro-Sham-BOOYA!
Winner: RockPaperScissors!
RPS
RPS is all talk. Murphy S. Law for the win
My vote-
Murphy S. Law
it was a long and arduous battle for both fighters, but Murphy's stash of electrolyte replenishing gatorade gave her the extra boost necessary to carry out her death move.
rockpaperscissors
RPS
rockpaperscissors!
Murphy S. Law
murphy's got nothing!
winner: RPS
Another tough choice this round. But with RPS's crazy paper magic, he'll probably turn Murphy's Law back against poor Murphy herself and crush her for the win.
RPS for the win
rps
RockPaperScissors !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RockPaperScissors
i like Murphy, but somehow I don't BELIEVE in her.
Winner: RockPaperScissors!
Murphy!
RockPaperScissors
Murphy S. Law, it's in the name... or is it.
The law may take effect on one attack, but can it handle all three? What are the odds?
I think the deluge of multiple weapon attacks over powers Murphy S. Law
ROCK PAPER SCISSOR WINS!!!
RockPaperScissors has got moves he ain't even used yet! This tournament will be his, see if it ain't!
RPS moves on to the final round.
Murphy S. Law
Murphy S. Law
Murphy S. Law
The Smack Talk convinced me. RPS: too indecisive. MSL: too vicious to lose.
Winner - Murphy S. Law
I like Murphy S. Law.
Murphy's consistant willingess to talk and draw the smack talk leaves her in the win.
:Murphy s law
Hate to say it Rock - Paper - Scissors.... but....
Murphy converted me with the Smack!
might need to step it up.
winner - Murhpy S. Law
By Bell Book and Candle, it's
ROCKPAPERSCISSORS
There will be blood. And lots of it.
- RockPaperScissors
RockPaperScissors!
WINNER: ROckPApeRsCissORs!!!
Murphy s. Law arrives to this match highly self-motivated
MURPHY S.LAW!!
RPS!
RockPaperScissors.
RPS!
Murphys Law
Mruphy S. Law
Murphy S. Law
murphy s law
RockPaperScissors
Murphy S. Law for the win! She's just too cool for school!
Murphy S. Law!
Murphy S. Law
RockPaperScissors
Except for the slow creaking of an ancient book-spine and the squeak of un-oiled historic scissors, Rockpaperscissors approaches silently.
Murphy makes a quick gesture of her weapon followed by the singular crash of it being destroyed by an enormous boulder. The arena shakes with the impact, making me spill my drink into my lap. I refuse to take my eyes off of the ensuing mess as I brush the ice and soda from my jeans.
With a rush of wind like a jet passing over head, *snip, snip!
Murphy's shin guards are damaged and impair her movement as Rockpaperscissors comes in for his final moves. The crown stands, and in unison points thumbs down.
Winner: Rockpaperscissors
Murphy S. Law
RockPaperScissors
Murphy S. Law
Scythe beats paper and ties Scissors but Rock crushes Scythe. RPS moves in for the kill but Muprhy pulls the wrecking ball (stolen from Mr O'brien) and wrecks RPS!
Winner: Murphy S. Law
RSP has a lot of firepower, but The Murph is, after all, The Murph.
Victor: Murphy S. Law!
Murphy S Law!!
MURPHY S. LAW!
RPS puts up a hell of a fight, but Murphy is just agile enough to escape his attacks. Laser scythe takes him down.
Winner: Murphy S. Law!
Murphy s law just looks like a take no shit mean ass biatch and that laser sythe of hers doesn't care whether your throwin rock paper or scissors.
Murphy S Law
Murphy S. Law
Rock-Paper-Victory!
Winner - RockPaperScissors
Now come RockPaperScissors ain't gotta chance! Oh you have a rock? Then let Murphy pull out the big Iron ball from her first match to smash that. Oh that paper, let her use that bottled up remains of Hassan dissolve that. And the Scissors, come on Plasma Scythe. Frakkin' PLASMA SCYTHE!!!!
Winner: Murphy S. Law
Kudos to Murphy for three exciting smack talks. However, I see RPS with the close in attacks and the long distance attacks, leaving Murphy S. Law in a heap of trouble and just plain lying in a heap.
Winner: RPS
Murphy S. Law
Super dynamite !
RockPaperScissors
Murphy S. Law will conquers the world.
RockPaperScissors
gotta go with rock paper scissors!
RockPaperScissors
I believe it'll be Murphy S. Law VS Dewey in the final.
Murphy S. Law
Murphy's law !!
's law slaughters 'em
MSL ftw
Murphy S. Law is one tough broad.
Murphy S. Law gets my vote!
VOTING OVER.
sam
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