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109 comments:
I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.
- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Magma Lynn
or
- Dewey D.
Fire burn paper - Magma Lynn!
poor Dewey has met his match...his latest Smak talk just fired Magma up....and he burns....
MAGMA LYNN
I had hoped it would never come to this... closest fight!
Magma Lynn.
Magma and Dewey, hmn?
"Do he" lose?
No, but she does.
DD!
Magma Lynn
tough call with all that flammable material and all, but i'm still pulling for the decimator to deluge magma in 20,000 leagues of pain!
vote: the dewey decimator!
Even though Dewey's got the arsenal with which to cause some major damage, he never gets a chance to use it. One punch is all Magma Lynn needs.
Magma Lynn for the win.
Dewey Decimator
Dewey said that he had some Ice weapon in his "smack talk" page. I think mebbe he should've just gone with a water weapon. Giving the current character proximity, I think Magma Lynn will win.
Magma Lynn.
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey, seaches B- for Blanket, D- for dirt, and O- for ocean. The cards morph into the books that he is going to need to put out that hot flame of a babe named Magma!
Great Characters-
DD- Winner.
A close one but Dewey could end up focusing too much on those blazing fists and end up with a spikey boot right up the family jewels.
Magma Wynns!
Vote: Magma Lynn!
Dewey pulls out moby dick, Magma Lynn frezes instantly into a column of basalt at the bottm of the ocean, a crezed man fighting a white whale hundreds of fett above her.
Vote: Dewey Decimal!
Dewey Decimator
Too bad the Decimator's weakness is pretty girls because Magma Lynn is smoking hot! A wink and a giggle is all it takes to fluster poor Dewey, giving Magma just enough time to reduce that card catalogue of his into a heap of ash... which she then proceeds to kick. That girl is a real Ash Kicker! Dewey's dreams of victory go up in smoke.
Winner: Magma Lynn!
it's real close.
dewey.
dewey reads a romance novel and summons a shirtless boatman with an accent of some kind. it's love at first sight for magma lynn. their friends and family don't approve so they run away together to some island. never to be seen again.
dewey wipes a tear from his eye and then gets back to work. picking out books for his next fight.
dewey decimator.
magma lynn wins again!
Dewey's comprehensive knowledge of all things, and his readiness to manifest the fruits of that knowledge, make him all but unbeatable, at least by someone whose powers would likely be blocked by a variety by ice, water, space vacuum, or any number of other relavent sciences or fictions.
I'm afraid that, despite the like I hold for Magma Lynn, the winner in my mind is...
Dewey D!!!!
- the decimator
dewey D
Magma is gonna burn that card catolog right off poor dewey's back! The Decimator is DONE!
WELL DONE!
MAGMA LYNN!
Dewey Decimator!
Magma Lynn beats him up. it's not hard for her because he doesn't have muscles of fire power.
Magma Lynn wins
Dewey D.
dewey decimator. although she has fire, he can put her 20,000 leagues under the sea.
His smarts is just too much for her cutes...
Dewey D!
The library cards are gonna burn...
Magma Lynn!
I hate to say it but I think the lady has the edge here. Her agility, her spiked boots, her FISTS OF VOLCANIC FIRE. His massive amount of paper and nerdy nervousness infront of cute, flesh baring girls. So long, brave Dewey.
Winner: Magma Lynn.
dewey decimates
magma lynn
Dewey's mighty arsenal of literary lashes aside, I think the fire burns paper rule applies here.
Winner: Magma Lynn
Magma Lynn is just way too smokin' hot, in every way possible, for double D.
Winner: MAGMA LYNN!
dewey is ready, yet suddenly stunned when faced with real live girls. sure, he's read about them before, but it's the freckles... the freckles... the freckles...
magma lynn!
I'd never noticed, but compaired to a mere mortal, Magma lyn is like 12 feet tall. She towers of Dewey and burns his cards away.
Magma Lyn for the win
I hate to say it, I love Dewey D, but Magma Lynn's burning up too many books too fast for Dewey D to do anything about it. Lynn wins the match...it breaks my heart.
winner-Magma Lynn
dewey decimator
Dewey D.
the dewey decimator!
Magma Lynn
winner : DD
Tough match...unfortunately, Dewey gave away his game plan too early on, giving Magma the advantage.
Ice? All that would do is melt and steam away, giving her time to burn away his card catalogue. Magma's that hot!
And while Dewey's not afraid of girls, he's probably never looked on straight in the eyes either. One look at her and he'll forget what he was planning on doing next, giving her time to melt the poor boy.
Magma Lynn for the win!
Dewey Decimater I believe may win the division.
DD
if you look under w for winners you will see the name dewey d.
Dewey Decimator !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Magma Lynn!
She burns through the whole card catalog before Dewey can find his first subject card.
Winner: Magma Lynn!
Magma Lynn
Primo Smak Talk in every exchange.
Winner: Dewey D!
Dewey Decimator but only because his library started carrying these things called "graphic novels" in which he uses to summon up Kirby Bubble powered monsters. And stuff.
Dewey!
Sorry, Magma Lynn, but this is Dewey Decimator's fight. Right off the bat, The Ice Man Cometh, giving ML a physical advesary to distract her while Dewey digs deeper in his catalog. Then, just as she's melting away the last of the Ice Man, she's swept off her heels by The Great Deluge!
And then, Dewey delvers the coup d'etat: Heat Death.
Victor: Dewey Decimator!
i hope Magma Lynn stuffs a flaming fist in that mouthy bookworms face
Winner: Magma Lynn
i also hope Magma Lynn stuffs a flaming fist in that mouthy bookworm's face.
Winner: Magma Lynn
I think she found his elemental weakness!
*press turn*press turn*
Magma Lynn
Just when it looks like the Decimator will be decimated by fire, his collection burned, he pulls out the killing blow.
DEWEY DECIMATOR WINS!!
Magma Lynn thinks she's pretty hot, but Dewey's got too many tricks in that card catalogue!
Dewey Decimates!
Magma Lynn
Dewey seems all too prepared to counter magma...
Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator.
All Magma Lynn needs to do is throw a Magic: The Gathering card on the floor and watch him scramble to see if it's a rare.
Winner - Magma Lynn
I believe Ice Nine was already mentioned by the man himself.
- Dewey Decimator
Magma Lynn for the win.
Dewy D.
Magma Lynn
Knowledge! Is! Power!
Dewey Decimator!
Magma Lynn!
Sad to say but I can kind of relate to D.D. (and he has my initials, which are also shared by DareDevil!)
WINNER : DEWY D.!!!
Magma Lynn´s strategy is too simple, just punch and burn. nothing to do against the twisted mind of a highschool nerd...
DEWEY DECIMATOR!!
Dewey D.
Dewey Decimator.
magma Lynn
Dewy D!
Dewey Decimator
Magma Lynn
magma lynn
vote: the dewey decimator!
As much as I love the design of Magma Lynn, the Decimator is better equipped for battle. His quips will water her down to a smoldering ash.
WINNER: DEWEY DECIMATOR
Magma Lynn!
He won't be able to endure much more of carrying that cabinet around and he'll faint.
Magma Lynn
dewey decimator
A clash of physical versus mental abilities comes to a crashing end. Ashes of charred books and wood lay around the arena. Magma Lynn lays motionless, her flames are merely embers against the decay of the Dewey D.'s card catalogue. The remains of his shelf still tied to his body is the only thing holding Dewey Decimator upright...
But in the end, the winner is left standing, victorious. While ash falls like snow, Magma Lynn finds the will to lift herself, a powerful creature; a warrior-ess; she has the strength to stand when others cannot.
Winner: Magma Lynn
Magma Lynn. She is winning me over
Magma Lynn
Dewey
Magma Lynn
MAGMA LYNN!
Dewey!
It's a quick fight, as we gasp to see if Dewey can conjure up a defense against Magma's extreme temperature attacks. He does, hitting her with ice and water from books like Shackleton's Antarctic Adventure and The Hunt for Red October. But her heat is too great for even that brutal of an assault, reducing everything to steam and his arsenal to ashes.
Winner: Magma Lynn!
(I was originally going to go with Dewey, but thinking out the above scenario led me to change my mind)
fire vs paper c'mon it a no brainer.
Lava girl wins
Quick wits will help Dewey win this battle.
Dewey Decimator
Dewey D gets it.
DD is more than mere paper ... he has information on his side!
Winner - Dewey Decimator
DD takes hits early, slow to dodge those flaming lobs with 500 pounds of reference material on his back, but his brain and his reading speed are faster than Lynn can reload her fire attacks. DD conjures up something ingenious from an obscure historical text or a recent controversial revisionist history and makes Magma Lynn history.
Winner: Dewey Decimator!
Dewey Decimator
Go GO GO GO GO GO GO GO ! ! !
- Magma Lynn
Dewey Decimator!
Magma Lynn rules!
Dewey to win.
the dewey decimator
For as much as I think Dewey's greater knowledge is a strength, I think his inner geek will bow before the beauty that is Magma Lynn!
Dewey Decimator
dewey all the way!
Dewey Decimator for the win! ;D
DD wouldn't know what to do with or to a girl. Seeing one (easpecially one so scantily dressed and hot) would strike him doub.
Winner
Magma
dewey decimator
the decimator has been pulling out all the stops and i don't see hims lowing yet.
Dewey Decimator!
VOTING OVER.
sam
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