oof! poor lucy, sounds like the fans have it in for her. hard for me to decide- but i think so long as lucy keeps him at range (and she looks like she's intimidating him already) she can plug a few shots into the crustacean and get him down.
Hmmmmm...both worthy competitors. I believe Raja's hard exterior and specialized eastern fighting techniques will do well for deflecting Lucy's ranged attacks.
This is extremely difficult, as these were my favorite two characters of this division, but the Red Raja may be the best character I've ever seen. I'm gonna have to give this one to...
Now THIS is what I call a fight! Equally handicapped (Lucy has no...well... and Raja has no hands) (...or forearms, for that matter), initially Lucy gains the upper"hand" by firing a few well aimed blasts at Our Crustateousness. An act which does an immediate 4+ damage roll to RR's hit points. He shakes his head in disbelieve and mild agony, dripping ooze.
Then it's his "turn".
Leaping in close--too close for a quick blast from Lucy's, uh, abdomen cannon, RR swoops her up in his claws and proceeds to give her the-- not the tongue but the--tentacles.
Which freaks her out. Knocks off the glasses. Twirls the tailpipe-thingie.
I hate to see Lucy go, but I love to watch her walk awa...wait a minute...er...drive away? Lucy's a sweet girl at heart and I think Red Raja can beat her without utterly destroying her...leaving her to text her friends and still go out for pizza with boys. I must say Lucy and Raja's smack talks are the best so far. Better luck next time, Lucy. Give me a call. We'll catch a movie or something.
Poor Lucy Legless! An unfortunate fate, to go up alone against a foe whose very hands are weapons themselves; not to mention the additional constricting powers of his mouth, or his rakish scarf!
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- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Lucy Legless
or
- The Red Raja
The Red Raja!!!!!!!!!!....the new winner of the NORTH division !!!!!!!!!!
Red Raja!
It's a close one, but the Red Raja takes it.
Red Raja. Clearly.
Red Raja could just clip her legs. Then things would go down hill for Lucy.
Red Raja.
Yeah Lucy's gonna live up to her name after this match.
Red Raja
The Red Raja
d.
Red Raja
Red Raja!
Lucy's gonna lose some more limbs.
Red Raja!
snip snip snip.
red raja!
red raja
The Red Raja!
The Red Raja!
The Red Raja WINS!!!! He is my favorite.
Red Raja
oof! poor lucy, sounds like the fans have it in for her. hard for me to decide- but i think so long as lucy keeps him at range (and she looks like she's intimidating him already) she can plug a few shots into the crustacean and get him down.
c'mon lucy!
After her last fight, lucy legless isn't looking so shiney. The Red Raja had a hard fight too-- perhaps harder-- but that only makes him shine more.
One crabby clamp around lucy's neck and the fight is over.
Lucky headless isdown
Red Raja ftk!
The Red Raja cannot be stopped!
Winner: The Red Raja
Hmmmmm...both worthy competitors. I believe Raja's hard exterior and specialized eastern fighting techniques will do well for deflecting Lucy's ranged attacks.
Raja for the win!
This is extremely difficult, as these were my favorite two characters of this division, but the Red Raja may be the best character I've ever seen. I'm gonna have to give this one to...
The Red Raja!
The Red Raja could open a chain of buffet restaurants with all the heads he's collecting....
Winner-The Red Raja!!!!!!!!!
Winner: The Red Raja
The Red Raja handily defeats Lucy Armless.
The Red Raja !!!!!
LUCY LEGLESS.
the red raja
Lucy Legless.
Red Raja
Lucy, you're wonderful, but Red Raja is pretty much unstoppable.
Red Raja!
A tough fight - but The Red Raja wins it.
Lucy Legless!
Lucy Legless
RED RAJA
The Red Raja
The Red Raja
I'm going for underdog Lucy Legless
Red Raja
come on she has 3 guns! Three guns people!!!!
Lucy Legless
The Red Raja
Now THIS is what I call a fight! Equally handicapped (Lucy has no...well... and Raja has no hands) (...or forearms, for that matter), initially Lucy gains the upper"hand" by firing a few well aimed blasts at Our Crustateousness. An act which does an immediate 4+ damage roll to RR's hit points. He shakes his head in disbelieve and mild agony, dripping ooze.
Then it's his "turn".
Leaping in close--too close for a quick blast from Lucy's, uh, abdomen cannon, RR swoops her up in his claws and proceeds to give her the-- not the tongue but the--tentacles.
Which freaks her out. Knocks off the glasses. Twirls the tailpipe-thingie.
Which is followed by a quick snip-snip and...
Red Raja for the win!
The Red Raja
Lucy Legless!
red raja!
rrRRAAAA-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
he's my favorite.
Red Raja
It will be sad to see Lucy Legless go, but Red Raja is going to take this for sure.
The Red Raja
RED RAJA!
Raja!
I guess he is my all time FAV!!!!
For The Win:
Lucy Legless.
INCREDIBLE I WAS ABOUT TO VOTE FOR THE RED RAJA.
AND THEN LUCY´S SMAK TALK AND GREAT ATTITUDE MADE ME CHANGE MY MIND
LUCY LEGLESS!!!
Red Raja
Brilliant!
and I STILL Love Lucy!
xxoo
A Haiku for the Red Raja:
Oh the Red Raja
In Need of No Words, Only
Carrion Remains
Red Raja is Sovereign and wins the fight!
The Red Raja!
The Red Raja
red raja
Lucy Legless has the upper hand.
The RED RAJA slices and dices those legs right off Lucy...and although her smak talk leaves him feeling a bit depressed...he goes home the winner.
I hate to see Lucy go, but I love to watch her walk awa...wait a minute...er...drive away? Lucy's a sweet girl at heart and I think Red Raja can beat her without utterly destroying her...leaving her to text her friends and still go out for pizza with boys. I must say Lucy and Raja's smack talks are the best so far. Better luck next time, Lucy. Give me a call. We'll catch a movie or something.
Winner - Red Raja
The Red Raja
the red raja
this is a really close one, but i gotta go with...
THE RED RAJA!
Red Raja!!!
Poor Lucy Legless! An unfortunate fate, to go up alone against a foe whose very hands are weapons themselves; not to mention the additional constricting powers of his mouth, or his rakish scarf!
Red Raja Uber Alles!
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