Thursday, June 28, 2007

SMAK TALK- LUCY LEGLESS

SMAK TALK- THE RED RAJA

NORTH- ROUND 2-MATCH 2

68 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Lucy Legless

or

- The Red Raja

ROMANO said...

The Red Raja!!!!!!!!!!....the new winner of the NORTH division !!!!!!!!!!

Eric Talbot said...

Red Raja!

Jeremy said...

It's a close one, but the Red Raja takes it.

Dan Boyd said...

Red Raja. Clearly.

jelly donut said...
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Checkmark said...

Red Raja could just clip her legs. Then things would go down hill for Lucy.

Red Raja.

D π said...

Yeah Lucy's gonna live up to her name after this match.

Red Raja

david rubín said...

The Red Raja

d.

Mike Laughead said...

Red Raja

LT said...

Red Raja!

matt said...

Lucy's gonna lose some more limbs.

Red Raja!

e said...

snip snip snip.

red raja!

fredland said...

red raja

Felipe said...

The Red Raja!

Greg Hillsman said...

The Red Raja!

Monkeyfeather said...

The Red Raja WINS!!!! He is my favorite.

Craig said...

Red Raja

meg said...

oof! poor lucy, sounds like the fans have it in for her. hard for me to decide- but i think so long as lucy keeps him at range (and she looks like she's intimidating him already) she can plug a few shots into the crustacean and get him down.

c'mon lucy!

Gavin Schmitt said...

After her last fight, lucy legless isn't looking so shiney. The Red Raja had a hard fight too-- perhaps harder-- but that only makes him shine more.

One crabby clamp around lucy's neck and the fight is over.

Lucky headless isdown

Red Raja ftk!

Ras Yeti said...

The Red Raja cannot be stopped!

Winner: The Red Raja

escapegoat said...

Hmmmmm...both worthy competitors. I believe Raja's hard exterior and specialized eastern fighting techniques will do well for deflecting Lucy's ranged attacks.

Raja for the win!

Chris Schweizer said...

This is extremely difficult, as these were my favorite two characters of this division, but the Red Raja may be the best character I've ever seen. I'm gonna have to give this one to...

The Red Raja!

Eugene said...

The Red Raja could open a chain of buffet restaurants with all the heads he's collecting....

Winner-The Red Raja!!!!!!!!!

Ronnie said...

Winner: The Red Raja

McCarthy said...

The Red Raja handily defeats Lucy Armless.

nelson said...

The Red Raja !!!!!

danielfranco said...

LUCY LEGLESS.

Lola said...

the red raja

juanito said...

Lucy Legless.

Dave Shelton said...

Red Raja

Joel Priddy said...

Lucy, you're wonderful, but Red Raja is pretty much unstoppable.

Red Raja!

Big Al said...

A tough fight - but The Red Raja wins it.

Keath007 said...

Lucy Legless!

Tim Baron said...

Lucy Legless

Maré Odomo said...

RED RAJA

Kenneth Belasco said...

The Red Raja

stephen eidson said...

The Red Raja

Kagan said...

I'm going for underdog Lucy Legless

Operation GutterBall said...

Red Raja

mike said...

come on she has 3 guns! Three guns people!!!!

Lucy Legless

Durable Dirigible said...

The Red Raja

pulphope said...

Now THIS is what I call a fight! Equally handicapped (Lucy has no...well... and Raja has no hands) (...or forearms, for that matter), initially Lucy gains the upper"hand" by firing a few well aimed blasts at Our Crustateousness. An act which does an immediate 4+ damage roll to RR's hit points. He shakes his head in disbelieve and mild agony, dripping ooze.

Then it's his "turn".

Leaping in close--too close for a quick blast from Lucy's, uh, abdomen cannon, RR swoops her up in his claws and proceeds to give her the-- not the tongue but the--tentacles.

Which freaks her out. Knocks off the glasses. Twirls the tailpipe-thingie.

Which is followed by a quick snip-snip and...

Red Raja for the win!

Screw Jeff Owens said...

The Red Raja

Jonathan Edwards said...

Lucy Legless!

tonci said...

red raja!

funkitronica said...

rrRRAAAA-JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

he's my favorite.

ETK said...

Red Raja

JJ said...

It will be sad to see Lucy Legless go, but Red Raja is going to take this for sure.

The Red Raja

Peebot said...

RED RAJA!

Gyula Nemeth said...

Raja!
I guess he is my all time FAV!!!!

Guy Mann said...

For The Win:
Lucy Legless.

Juanma said...

INCREDIBLE I WAS ABOUT TO VOTE FOR THE RED RAJA.

AND THEN LUCY´S SMAK TALK AND GREAT ATTITUDE MADE ME CHANGE MY MIND

LUCY LEGLESS!!!

dannygreen1964 said...

Red Raja

Paul Conrad said...

Brilliant!

and I STILL Love Lucy!

xxoo

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

A Haiku for the Red Raja:

Oh the Red Raja
In Need of No Words, Only
Carrion Remains


Red Raja is Sovereign and wins the fight!

Special K said...

The Red Raja!

ornitorrincoman said...

The Red Raja

mike said...

red raja

E Simmons said...

Lucy Legless has the upper hand.

Chad! said...

The RED RAJA slices and dices those legs right off Lucy...and although her smak talk leaves him feeling a bit depressed...he goes home the winner.

Lighthouse Pilot said...

I hate to see Lucy go, but I love to watch her walk awa...wait a minute...er...drive away? Lucy's a sweet girl at heart and I think Red Raja can beat her without utterly destroying her...leaving her to text her friends and still go out for pizza with boys. I must say Lucy and Raja's smack talks are the best so far. Better luck next time, Lucy. Give me a call. We'll catch a movie or something.

Winner - Red Raja

Michael Bowen said...

The Red Raja

pbcbstudios said...

the red raja

Dean Trippe said...

this is a really close one, but i gotta go with...

THE RED RAJA!

D π said...

Red Raja!!!

Dustin Harbin said...

Poor Lucy Legless! An unfortunate fate, to go up alone against a foe whose very hands are weapons themselves; not to mention the additional constricting powers of his mouth, or his rakish scarf!

Red Raja Uber Alles!

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