Monday, June 25, 2007

SMAK TALK- OLIVIA NEUTRON CHAN III

SMAK TALK- BABY KILLER

SMAK TALK- OLIVIA NEUTRON CHAN III

SMAK TALK- BABY KILLER

NORTH- ROUND 1-MATCH 5

68 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Olivia Neutron Chan III

or

- Babykiller

Greg Hillsman said...

Baby Killer!

ROMANO said...

Babykiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCarthy said...

Start building Olivia Neutron Chan IV.

I like Babykiller to win.

Durable Dirigible said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Felipe said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Kagan said...

Olivia Neutron Chan

TSM said...

Both are terrifying, but I'm going with:

Olivia Neutron

Eugene said...

Winner-Olivia Neutron Chan III!

jodo said...

This match would have to take place in my worst nightmares!


-Olivia Neutron Chan III-

Dave Shelton said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

matt said...

Creepiest battle you will ever see- any sane spectator would be wishing for them to take each other's lives. Unfortunately for all mankind,

Olivia wins.

Kenneth Belasco said...

Olivoa Neutron Chan III

Eric Talbot said...

Tough one - I'm going with...


Olivia!

Dan Boyd said...

Olivia

Chad! said...

Those blades on Olivia are a lot more threatening than some knives on Babykiller...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

cale ajioka said...

he has no remorse
baby killer!

tonci said...

olivia neutron!

meg said...

no major advantage between these two, but my vote's with babykiller.

samacleod said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Keath007 said...

Baby Killer

Will Kane said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III.

Gavin Schmitt said...

the grinding sound and the smell of fish is all that even the strongest willed spectator can remember after this fight

Olivia for the win

nelson said...

Baby killer

Jeremy said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Checkmark said...

Baby killer just kills babies, not other big robots.

Olivia chan.

LT said...

olivia Neutron Chan III

danielfranco said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

stephen eidson said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

MIKE THOMAS said...

These two scare the crap out of me...

OLIVIA NEUTRON CHAN

ETK said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Jonathan Edwards said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III.

Maré Odomo said...

i don't know, man. they both scare the crap out of me.

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

these both scare me..

Baby Killer Wins!

JJ said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

RJackson said...

These are both freaking me out, but clearly the winner is:: Olivie Neutron Chan III!!!!!

mike said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

fredland said...

olivia neutron

Ras Yeti said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Matthew Jent said...

Giant fist!

Winner - Olivia Neutron Chan III

ornitorrincoman said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Jose Domingo said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

JavierOlivares said...

Olivia Neutron, of course.

e said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Monkeyfeather said...

OLIVIA NEUTRON WINS!

-David Poe said...

I return, tacos in hand, in about forty-five minutes. “What did I miss?” I ask, seeing the attendants power-washing the arena floor.
“A really strange fight.” Tina says, unwrapping her breakfast from its foil shell.
“Well,” she begins, “The fighters were… ummm…. This weird Asian robot thing called ‘Olivia Neutron Chan the third’ and a sortof nightmare–creature-like thing called ‘Baby Killer’. Anyway, the robot had this huge ornate blade and spikes on the bottom of its fists. She, it – whatever – attacks Baby Killer which looks a little bit like a cabbage-patch doll. Baby Killer has these sharp spikes on its fingers, but they didn’t do much the few times they came in contact with Olivia. Olivia, however did massive damage to Baby Killer early on, and just sortof let baby Killer wear its self down. It had this weird thing, looked like a fish on its head. It didn’t do much for him, it, her – whatever. In the end it was all out carnage as Olivia used that blade I was telling you about, to take apart Baby Killer. They had to power wash the floors due to possible health contamination.”

Big Al said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

escapegoat said...

Ha ha! Olivia Neutron Chan III. How can you lose with a name like that?! Babykiller is pretty sick, but is no match to Chan's awesomeness.

Chan for the win!

david rubín said...

Baby Killer

d.

Tom Barwick said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Michael Bowen said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

thedave said...

baby killer!!

Operation GutterBall said...

Baby killer!!!

Bart King said...

Winner: Olivia Neutron Chan III

Steve Rolston said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Maré Odomo said...

!!!

baby killer!

Derrick said...

Baby Killer...teehee...

uh, I mean, BABY KILLER!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Olivia Neatron Chan CRUSHES MAIMS AND MUTILATES the Babykiller! All while blaring the crippling sounds of "Let's Get Physical"! No one could survive such an onslaught!

Peebot said...

Babykiller.

Dustin Harbin said...

Hrm--pretty evenly matched. However, the smack talk shows that Baby Killer (brr!) edges out the competition in sheer creepy intensity. Also, more Japanese sound effects.

Winner: Baby Killer!

Rick Lacy said...

OMDG!

Babykiller!

Paul Conrad said...

I'm gonna have nightmares for sure...

BabyKiller!

Tim Baron said...

Olivia Neutron Chan for the win!

JettBOY said...

Though Babykiller displays a rare wit with his smak talk - look at all of that smak talk, I have not seen such smak talk! - Olivia Neutron Chan III bring back '70s country music childhood horrors and I have not the mettle to stand and vote against her.

Olivia Neutron Chan III

mmmmmike said...

damn this ones tough, but...

Babykiller

dannygreen1964 said...

Olivia Neutron Chan III

Joel Priddy said...

Well, this is definitely the best smak talk in FACA history. This round couldn't be closer, but, ahm... ah...

Olivia!