I return, tacos in hand, in about forty-five minutes. “What did I miss?” I ask, seeing the attendants power-washing the arena floor. “A really strange fight.” Tina says, unwrapping her breakfast from its foil shell. “Well,” she begins, “The fighters were… ummm…. This weird Asian robot thing called ‘Olivia Neutron Chan the third’ and a sortof nightmare–creature-like thing called ‘Baby Killer’. Anyway, the robot had this huge ornate blade and spikes on the bottom of its fists. She, it – whatever – attacks Baby Killer which looks a little bit like a cabbage-patch doll. Baby Killer has these sharp spikes on its fingers, but they didn’t do much the few times they came in contact with Olivia. Olivia, however did massive damage to Baby Killer early on, and just sortof let baby Killer wear its self down. It had this weird thing, looked like a fish on its head. It didn’t do much for him, it, her – whatever. In the end it was all out carnage as Olivia used that blade I was telling you about, to take apart Baby Killer. They had to power wash the floors due to possible health contamination.”
Olivia Neatron Chan CRUSHES MAIMS AND MUTILATES the Babykiller! All while blaring the crippling sounds of "Let's Get Physical"! No one could survive such an onslaught!
Hrm--pretty evenly matched. However, the smack talk shows that Baby Killer (brr!) edges out the competition in sheer creepy intensity. Also, more Japanese sound effects.
Though Babykiller displays a rare wit with his smak talk - look at all of that smak talk, I have not seen such smak talk! - Olivia Neutron Chan III bring back '70s country music childhood horrors and I have not the mettle to stand and vote against her.
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- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Olivia Neutron Chan III
or
- Babykiller
Baby Killer!
Babykiller!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Start building Olivia Neutron Chan IV.
I like Babykiller to win.
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan
Both are terrifying, but I'm going with:
Olivia Neutron
Winner-Olivia Neutron Chan III!
This match would have to take place in my worst nightmares!
-Olivia Neutron Chan III-
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Creepiest battle you will ever see- any sane spectator would be wishing for them to take each other's lives. Unfortunately for all mankind,
Olivia wins.
Olivoa Neutron Chan III
Tough one - I'm going with...
Olivia!
Olivia
Those blades on Olivia are a lot more threatening than some knives on Babykiller...
Olivia Neutron Chan III
he has no remorse
baby killer!
olivia neutron!
no major advantage between these two, but my vote's with babykiller.
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Baby Killer
Olivia Neutron Chan III.
the grinding sound and the smell of fish is all that even the strongest willed spectator can remember after this fight
Olivia for the win
Baby killer
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Baby killer just kills babies, not other big robots.
Olivia chan.
olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
These two scare the crap out of me...
OLIVIA NEUTRON CHAN
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III.
i don't know, man. they both scare the crap out of me.
these both scare me..
Baby Killer Wins!
Olivia Neutron Chan III
These are both freaking me out, but clearly the winner is:: Olivie Neutron Chan III!!!!!
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
olivia neutron
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Giant fist!
Winner - Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron, of course.
Olivia Neutron Chan III
OLIVIA NEUTRON WINS!
I return, tacos in hand, in about forty-five minutes. “What did I miss?” I ask, seeing the attendants power-washing the arena floor.
“A really strange fight.” Tina says, unwrapping her breakfast from its foil shell.
“Well,” she begins, “The fighters were… ummm…. This weird Asian robot thing called ‘Olivia Neutron Chan the third’ and a sortof nightmare–creature-like thing called ‘Baby Killer’. Anyway, the robot had this huge ornate blade and spikes on the bottom of its fists. She, it – whatever – attacks Baby Killer which looks a little bit like a cabbage-patch doll. Baby Killer has these sharp spikes on its fingers, but they didn’t do much the few times they came in contact with Olivia. Olivia, however did massive damage to Baby Killer early on, and just sortof let baby Killer wear its self down. It had this weird thing, looked like a fish on its head. It didn’t do much for him, it, her – whatever. In the end it was all out carnage as Olivia used that blade I was telling you about, to take apart Baby Killer. They had to power wash the floors due to possible health contamination.”
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Ha ha! Olivia Neutron Chan III. How can you lose with a name like that?! Babykiller is pretty sick, but is no match to Chan's awesomeness.
Chan for the win!
Baby Killer
d.
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
baby killer!!
Baby killer!!!
Winner: Olivia Neutron Chan III
Olivia Neutron Chan III
!!!
baby killer!
Baby Killer...teehee...
uh, I mean, BABY KILLER!
Olivia Neatron Chan CRUSHES MAIMS AND MUTILATES the Babykiller! All while blaring the crippling sounds of "Let's Get Physical"! No one could survive such an onslaught!
Babykiller.
Hrm--pretty evenly matched. However, the smack talk shows that Baby Killer (brr!) edges out the competition in sheer creepy intensity. Also, more Japanese sound effects.
Winner: Baby Killer!
OMDG!
Babykiller!
I'm gonna have nightmares for sure...
BabyKiller!
Olivia Neutron Chan for the win!
Though Babykiller displays a rare wit with his smak talk - look at all of that smak talk, I have not seen such smak talk! - Olivia Neutron Chan III bring back '70s country music childhood horrors and I have not the mettle to stand and vote against her.
Olivia Neutron Chan III
damn this ones tough, but...
Babykiller
Olivia Neutron Chan III
Well, this is definitely the best smak talk in FACA history. This round couldn't be closer, but, ahm... ah...
Olivia!
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