Monday, June 25, 2007

SMAK TALK- THE RED RAJA

SMAK TALK- HAGGIS

NORTH- ROUND 1-MATCH 4

78 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Haggis

or

- The Red Raja

Greg Hillsman said...

The Red Raja!

Joel Priddy said...

Oh, jeez. Let's just save everyone a lot of time and give Raja the belt.

Red Raja!

ROMANO said...

The Red Raja !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCarthy said...

The Red Raja.

Durable Dirigible said...

Haggis

Felipe said...

Haggis!

Kagan said...

Red Raja

TSM said...

Red raja is wicked.

Red Raja

Eugene said...

Good Lord! These are both great!!
The battle is close, and it could have gone the other way, but The Red Raja comes out on top.

Winner-The Red Raja!

Craig said...

The Raja is intense, but I don't think Haggis is concerned. That sword looks like it's seen some good victory and will see more still.

Haggis.

Dave Shelton said...

Red Raja

Eric Talbot said...

I think I've found a new favorite!
Red Raja!!!!

Kenneth Belasco said...

This is a tough one,
Red Raja!

matt said...

Haggis is tough enough to eat his own heart and lungs, boiled in his own stomach. It's also worth mentioning that Scottish lobster is world famous and delicious. Red Raja will be delicious with drawn butter.

Winner: Haggis!

Dan Boyd said...

Red Raja

Chad! said...

Now THIS is a tough fight...claws and sowrds a blazin I think the Red Raja stands a winner...but not without his share of cuts and bruises!

RED RAJA

cale ajioka said...

hmmm
ill go with red raja

sean said...

A very difficult fight. Haggis looks like he would put up a valiant, haggard fight. But there's no stopping the Red Raja and his neo-victorian crustacean claws. chop, snap, argh...

The Red Raja

chickennuggets said...

Haggis WINS!

because he's bottom half goat, and was so badass, he killed another goat and wore its head as a hat.

tonci said...

red raja!

Ronnie said...

The Red Raja

meg said...

red raja, for sure.

samacleod said...

The Red Raja

Keath007 said...

I'm a dissenter - I'm going Haggis!

Will Kane said...

Red Raja.

nelson said...

The Red Raja

Gavin Schmitt said...

I was torn while watching this fight. I really liked both fighters-- they had great moves and great style and we should all remember that. When the killing blow landed, it almost didn't matter to me which one caught it!

Red Raja for the win

Jeremy said...

Red Raja

Checkmark said...

The red raja has some nice look'n claws man, they seem robotically enhanced. He could prolly snap that sword unless it's special.

Red Raja.

LT said...

Haggis

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stephen eidson said...

My wife's grandparents were off the boat Scotts and she has demanded I vote for...

Haggis

jodo said...

Haggis is surprised as the Red Raja appears out of the Highland mist. His animal instincts are the only thing that keep the raja from snapping off his head. Although his goat helm is not so lucky. His helm in tatters Haggis advances on Raja. Raja again attacks in a flurry of blows leaving Haggis weaponless sword shattered on the ground. With fury in his eyes Haggis advances on Red Raja. CUT TO: Haggis in a pub eating calamari.

-Haggis-

pulphope said...

Is it just me, or do these two look like they might taste good if served at a tapas bar?

Red-Raja...!

ETK said...

Red Raja

Jonathan Edwards said...

The Red Raja.

Maré Odomo said...

red raja!

Chris Schweizer said...

The Red Raja. Wow.

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

Haggis Wins...but only by a sheeps stomach!

JJ said...

Red Raja!!!

RJackson said...

WOW! Two awesome warriors of the Ink! I have to go with HAGGIS for the Win though!

mike said...

It was close until that smak talk cracked me up.

Winner: haggis.

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Haggis

Big Al said...

Haggis has some fine smack talk & they are evenly matched during a tough battle. But in the end, The Red Raja rules. (with righteous aliteration to boot!)

fredland said...

red raja

Ras Yeti said...

Mark my words, the Red Raja is gonna take the whole shooting match. He's too fierce!

Winner: The Red Raja

Matthew Jent said...

*snip* *snip* *tentacle*

Winner - Red Raja!

Gyula Nemeth said...

Raja, Raja, Raja

ornitorrincoman said...

The Red Raja

Jose Domingo said...

The red raja!

e said...

the red raja!

-David Poe said...

In a swift move, Haggis brings his sword down onto the Red Raja’s head; it plants its self into the shell, where a weird liquid substance bubbles out if the crack. Strangely enough, you can only call it a ‘head’ if it houses the brain. Red grabs Haggis under the arms with his large, possibly metal, claw-like ‘hands’ and throws him a few feet away. Using his tentacled ‘face’, the Red Raja pulls the sword from the shell. Now wielding a large sword while still having his two claw-hands free, Raja moves into position as Haggis tries to stand back up on his goat-like legs. Haggis runs, head first, at Raja, who tries to raise the heavy sword to strike, but is too slow, the sword gets heavy, and Haggis runs full speed into Raja’s chest, sending him backward and to the ground. The sword slides into the audience. Both of the fighters stand up, dazed and stumbling about. Red Raja grabs Haggis, Haggis plants his hoof into Red’s stomach. Red Raja keeps holding onto Haggis, tightening his grip on his shoulders until, like breaking open a walnut, a “POP!” rings out across the arena. Haggis, stunned at his injuries, drops to the floor. The announcer declares the Red Raja the winner.

Monkeyfeather said...

THE RED RAJA WINS!

Mike Laughead said...

This is a tough one.

Haggis

Paul Conrad said...

No kidding this is a tough one....holy cow.
....
though I'm gonna have to say...:

The RED RAJA!

(and I want a red raja comic and action figure too)

escapegoat said...

Two claws vs one sword? Red Raja's got more going for him, plus I think he's got a few dirty mystic tricks up his sleeve...

Red Raja for the win

david rubín said...

The Red Raja

d.

Tom Barwick said...

The Red Raja

Michael Bowen said...

The Red Raja

danielfranco said...

I changed my mind...
Red Raja.

thedave said...

Red Raja!!

Operation GutterBall said...

Red Raja!

Bart King said...

Toughest One for Me.

Alas, Winner: The Red Raja

Steve Rolston said...

Red Raja

Derrick said...

A fawn with a sword vs. my leftover sushi dinner that's been in the icebox for too long....

Leftovers anyday!!!

RED RAJA!!!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Red Raja for the WIN! Both of these guys are creepily mythical looking, but...
The Red Raja is just SOOOO wicked looking! Haggis is cool but...


RED RAJA REIGNS SUPREME!

Peebot said...

RED RAJA!

Dustin Harbin said...

Man, why is it that the best ones are always paired up with each other? It makes the whole decision-ing part extra hard. But oh! the Red Raja should get an extra prize just for kick-buttitude! Also for smack talk!

Winner! Red Raja!

Rick Lacy said...

Haggis talks a mean game...

HAggis!

Lighthouse Pilot said...

I soil myself everytime I just think about how scary the Red Raja is. Really. I'm sitting in filth right now. Heeebeee Jeeebies.

Red Raja

Tim Baron said...

Long live Haggis!

MIKE THOMAS said...

Raja is pretty badass, looks dangerous, and tasty.

The Red Raja

JettBOY said...

Though it shames my highland soul, the smak talk clinched it.

The Red Raja wins.

mmmmmike said...

haggis!!!

dannygreen1964 said...

Haggis

Shay Italo said...

Calmly and collectedly; the Raja would have some powerfully mystic stuff up his sleeve for the Beowulf type of warrior, Haggis.
I mean, Red Raja talks in pictures after all...

Winner: The Red Raja

Glorb said...

red aja !