Haggis is tough enough to eat his own heart and lungs, boiled in his own stomach. It's also worth mentioning that Scottish lobster is world famous and delicious. Red Raja will be delicious with drawn butter.
A very difficult fight. Haggis looks like he would put up a valiant, haggard fight. But there's no stopping the Red Raja and his neo-victorian crustacean claws. chop, snap, argh...
I was torn while watching this fight. I really liked both fighters-- they had great moves and great style and we should all remember that. When the killing blow landed, it almost didn't matter to me which one caught it!
Haggis is surprised as the Red Raja appears out of the Highland mist. His animal instincts are the only thing that keep the raja from snapping off his head. Although his goat helm is not so lucky. His helm in tatters Haggis advances on Raja. Raja again attacks in a flurry of blows leaving Haggis weaponless sword shattered on the ground. With fury in his eyes Haggis advances on Red Raja. CUT TO: Haggis in a pub eating calamari.
Haggis has some fine smack talk & they are evenly matched during a tough battle. But in the end, The Red Raja rules. (with righteous aliteration to boot!)
In a swift move, Haggis brings his sword down onto the Red Raja’s head; it plants its self into the shell, where a weird liquid substance bubbles out if the crack. Strangely enough, you can only call it a ‘head’ if it houses the brain. Red grabs Haggis under the arms with his large, possibly metal, claw-like ‘hands’ and throws him a few feet away. Using his tentacled ‘face’, the Red Raja pulls the sword from the shell. Now wielding a large sword while still having his two claw-hands free, Raja moves into position as Haggis tries to stand back up on his goat-like legs. Haggis runs, head first, at Raja, who tries to raise the heavy sword to strike, but is too slow, the sword gets heavy, and Haggis runs full speed into Raja’s chest, sending him backward and to the ground. The sword slides into the audience. Both of the fighters stand up, dazed and stumbling about. Red Raja grabs Haggis, Haggis plants his hoof into Red’s stomach. Red Raja keeps holding onto Haggis, tightening his grip on his shoulders until, like breaking open a walnut, a “POP!” rings out across the arena. Haggis, stunned at his injuries, drops to the floor. The announcer declares the Red Raja the winner.
Man, why is it that the best ones are always paired up with each other? It makes the whole decision-ing part extra hard. But oh! the Red Raja should get an extra prize just for kick-buttitude! Also for smack talk!
Calmly and collectedly; the Raja would have some powerfully mystic stuff up his sleeve for the Beowulf type of warrior, Haggis. I mean, Red Raja talks in pictures after all...
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I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.
- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!
- Haggis
or
- The Red Raja
The Red Raja!
Oh, jeez. Let's just save everyone a lot of time and give Raja the belt.
Red Raja!
The Red Raja !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Red Raja.
Haggis
Haggis!
Red Raja
Red raja is wicked.
Red Raja
Good Lord! These are both great!!
The battle is close, and it could have gone the other way, but The Red Raja comes out on top.
Winner-The Red Raja!
The Raja is intense, but I don't think Haggis is concerned. That sword looks like it's seen some good victory and will see more still.
Haggis.
Red Raja
I think I've found a new favorite!
Red Raja!!!!
This is a tough one,
Red Raja!
Haggis is tough enough to eat his own heart and lungs, boiled in his own stomach. It's also worth mentioning that Scottish lobster is world famous and delicious. Red Raja will be delicious with drawn butter.
Winner: Haggis!
Red Raja
Now THIS is a tough fight...claws and sowrds a blazin I think the Red Raja stands a winner...but not without his share of cuts and bruises!
RED RAJA
hmmm
ill go with red raja
A very difficult fight. Haggis looks like he would put up a valiant, haggard fight. But there's no stopping the Red Raja and his neo-victorian crustacean claws. chop, snap, argh...
The Red Raja
Haggis WINS!
because he's bottom half goat, and was so badass, he killed another goat and wore its head as a hat.
red raja!
The Red Raja
red raja, for sure.
The Red Raja
I'm a dissenter - I'm going Haggis!
Red Raja.
The Red Raja
I was torn while watching this fight. I really liked both fighters-- they had great moves and great style and we should all remember that. When the killing blow landed, it almost didn't matter to me which one caught it!
Red Raja for the win
Red Raja
The red raja has some nice look'n claws man, they seem robotically enhanced. He could prolly snap that sword unless it's special.
Red Raja.
Haggis
My wife's grandparents were off the boat Scotts and she has demanded I vote for...
Haggis
Haggis is surprised as the Red Raja appears out of the Highland mist. His animal instincts are the only thing that keep the raja from snapping off his head. Although his goat helm is not so lucky. His helm in tatters Haggis advances on Raja. Raja again attacks in a flurry of blows leaving Haggis weaponless sword shattered on the ground. With fury in his eyes Haggis advances on Red Raja. CUT TO: Haggis in a pub eating calamari.
-Haggis-
Is it just me, or do these two look like they might taste good if served at a tapas bar?
Red-Raja...!
Red Raja
The Red Raja.
red raja!
The Red Raja. Wow.
Haggis Wins...but only by a sheeps stomach!
Red Raja!!!
WOW! Two awesome warriors of the Ink! I have to go with HAGGIS for the Win though!
It was close until that smak talk cracked me up.
Winner: haggis.
Haggis
Haggis has some fine smack talk & they are evenly matched during a tough battle. But in the end, The Red Raja rules. (with righteous aliteration to boot!)
red raja
Mark my words, the Red Raja is gonna take the whole shooting match. He's too fierce!
Winner: The Red Raja
*snip* *snip* *tentacle*
Winner - Red Raja!
Raja, Raja, Raja
The Red Raja
The red raja!
the red raja!
In a swift move, Haggis brings his sword down onto the Red Raja’s head; it plants its self into the shell, where a weird liquid substance bubbles out if the crack. Strangely enough, you can only call it a ‘head’ if it houses the brain. Red grabs Haggis under the arms with his large, possibly metal, claw-like ‘hands’ and throws him a few feet away. Using his tentacled ‘face’, the Red Raja pulls the sword from the shell. Now wielding a large sword while still having his two claw-hands free, Raja moves into position as Haggis tries to stand back up on his goat-like legs. Haggis runs, head first, at Raja, who tries to raise the heavy sword to strike, but is too slow, the sword gets heavy, and Haggis runs full speed into Raja’s chest, sending him backward and to the ground. The sword slides into the audience. Both of the fighters stand up, dazed and stumbling about. Red Raja grabs Haggis, Haggis plants his hoof into Red’s stomach. Red Raja keeps holding onto Haggis, tightening his grip on his shoulders until, like breaking open a walnut, a “POP!” rings out across the arena. Haggis, stunned at his injuries, drops to the floor. The announcer declares the Red Raja the winner.
THE RED RAJA WINS!
This is a tough one.
Haggis
No kidding this is a tough one....holy cow.
....
though I'm gonna have to say...:
The RED RAJA!
(and I want a red raja comic and action figure too)
Two claws vs one sword? Red Raja's got more going for him, plus I think he's got a few dirty mystic tricks up his sleeve...
Red Raja for the win
The Red Raja
d.
The Red Raja
The Red Raja
I changed my mind...
Red Raja.
Red Raja!!
Red Raja!
Toughest One for Me.
Alas, Winner: The Red Raja
Red Raja
A fawn with a sword vs. my leftover sushi dinner that's been in the icebox for too long....
Leftovers anyday!!!
RED RAJA!!!
Red Raja for the WIN! Both of these guys are creepily mythical looking, but...
The Red Raja is just SOOOO wicked looking! Haggis is cool but...
RED RAJA REIGNS SUPREME!
RED RAJA!
Man, why is it that the best ones are always paired up with each other? It makes the whole decision-ing part extra hard. But oh! the Red Raja should get an extra prize just for kick-buttitude! Also for smack talk!
Winner! Red Raja!
Haggis talks a mean game...
HAggis!
I soil myself everytime I just think about how scary the Red Raja is. Really. I'm sitting in filth right now. Heeebeee Jeeebies.
Red Raja
Long live Haggis!
Raja is pretty badass, looks dangerous, and tasty.
The Red Raja
Though it shames my highland soul, the smak talk clinched it.
The Red Raja wins.
haggis!!!
Haggis
Calmly and collectedly; the Raja would have some powerfully mystic stuff up his sleeve for the Beowulf type of warrior, Haggis.
I mean, Red Raja talks in pictures after all...
Winner: The Red Raja
red aja !
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