Monday, June 25, 2007

SMAK TALK- ICE CYCLE

NORTH- ROUND 1-MATCH 3

76 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Ice Cycle

or

- Lucy Legless

Greg Hillsman said...

Lucy Legless!

ROMANO said...

Lucy Legless !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCarthy said...

Ice Cycle.

Durable Dirigible said...

Ice Cycle

Kagan said...

Lucy Legless

TSM said...

Lucy Legless

Eugene said...

Winner-Lucy Legless!

jodo said...

Ice Cycle runs circles around Lucy Legless, chopping one leg off at each pass. As her torso crawls away, Ice Cycle dismounts to finish her off with cold fury.


-Ice Cycle-

Dave Shelton said...

Lucy Legless

Eric Talbot said...

I'm thinking those are a pair of heat lamps on the front of Lucy.

Lucy melts Ice Bike!


Lucy Legless winner.

Kenneth Belasco said...

Ice Cycle!

Dan Boyd said...

Lucy Legless

Chad! said...

With ice blades gleaming and crazy speed of an iced up motorbike....Ice Cycle takes poor Lucy down in a very short round...

ICE CYCLE

matt said...

Steel gets brittle when cold. Lucy shoots the engine unto a million pieces.

Lucy Legless wins!

cale ajioka said...

ice cycle

sean said...

fact is, Ice Cycle will simply obliterate Lucy Legless in one smooth move.

Ice Cycle

tonci said...

lucy legless!

Justin Roth said...

Icycle has a bike.......

winner icecycle

Felipe said...

Lucy Legless!

Ronnie said...

Lucy Legless

Claudia Davila (Fran) said...

I Love Lucy Legless!

Tom said...

Ice CYCLE!

samacleod said...

Ice Cycle

meg said...

lucy legless. ain't nothing ice cycle's able to do to her that nature hasn't already done, and she's just gonna shoot him before he has a chance to zip over to her with those icepicks.

victor: lucy all the way.

Keath007 said...

toughest one this round - I'm going Lucy Legless

Will Kane said...

Lucy Legless.

Joel Priddy said...

Lucy has the ranged weapons, Icy has the speed... hmm, this is a tough one. Lucy wins if she can keep her distance, Icy if he can get up close. So how would it play out?

thinking, thinking, thinking...

You know, I just can't bring myself to believe that Icy is as fast as he looks. I mean, I know what happens when I run my engine cold.

Lucy Legless!

nelson said...

Ice Cycle

Gavin Schmitt said...

Ice Cycle for the graphic, if not very interesting win

Jeremy said...

Lucy Legless

Checkmark said...

Ice Cycle may have more mobility, but Lucy has more fire power. If Ice Cycle can't make really think ice walls er something, then he's gonna get hit eventually.

Lucy Legless.

LT said...

Ice Cycle

danielfranco said...

Lucy Legless

stephen eidson said...

Lucy Legless

pulphope said...

Yep, tough one. But it's the shotgun that wins it for me. Ice brought icicles to a gunfight.

Lucy!

ETK said...

Ice Cycle

Jonathan Edwards said...

Lucy Legless.

Maré Odomo said...

ice cycle!

Chris Schweizer said...

Lucy Legless.

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

Ice Cycle is so cool....No pun intended...but Lucy? With Gams like that?
Come on!

Lucy Legless wins!

JJ said...

Lucy Legless!!

mike said...

Lucy Legless

RJackson said...

Clearly, LUCY LEGLESS FOR THE DEVASTATING WIN!

Screw Jeff Owens said...

I like Lucy Legless a little bit more, it's true. But there is something about Ice Cycle that tells me he goes tearing through her laserbeams and shotgun blasts and tears her right in two.

- Ice Cycle

Big Al said...

Lucy Legless

fredland said...

ice cycle

Ras Yeti said...

Lucy ain't got no legs, but she's got spunk! Besides, how can you steer a motorcycle with ice swords in both hands?

Winner: Lucy Legless

Matthew Jent said...

The wheel, as clever an invention as it is, will never beat out a couple of robot legs.


Winner - Lucy Legless

ornitorrincoman said...

Lucy Legless

Jose Domingo said...

Lucy Legless

-David Poe said...

“BAM! Chuch-chuch. BAM!” Shots rang out from Lucy’s short-end shot-gun. Suddenly the spectators were not feeling so safe. Ice Cycle tried to speed forward, potentially running Ms. Legless down, but the shots had taken out his front wheel and damaged his icy engine. The bike made a weird “whurrrrrin-ing-ing-ing…” noise before screeching forward and locking up. Ice Cycle’s rider fell off in a professional roll. He was not going down without a fight. “BANG!” another shot rang out, breaking the tip of one of his ice-blades. Ice Cycle rolls, narrowly avoiding the next shot. He attacks her full-on, knowing her weakness is probably the upper non-metallic torso. She counters his approach with her lower torso guns, blasting away blindly “in Ice Cycle’s general direction”. Ice Cycle strikes Lucky in the arm, she cries out and instantly retaliates with a counter to his next strike with her gun. His sword shatters against the metal. Lucy rears up on her back ‘legs’ and pushes the Ice Cycle rider to the ground in a painful “CLUMP!” Then her whole mass moves ontop of him, and rests dead weight on the rider. The match is called. Lucy Legless is the winner.

e said...

lucy legless

Monkeyfeather said...

LUCY LEGLESS!

Mike Laughead said...

Lucy Legless

Paul Conrad said...

I LOVE LUCY!

escapegoat said...

This is my toughest call for this round. Both are good and worthy competitors!
I see Ice Cycle being capable of doing more offensively and defensively than Lucy, sooo...

Ice Cycle for the win!

david rubín said...

Lucy Legless

d.

Tom Barwick said...

- Lucy Legless

Michael Bowen said...

Ice Cycle

Adam said...

Lucy's legs had to amputated when she was just 12 years old due to irreparable damage received from a motorcycle hit and run.
Ice goes down.

Winner: Lucy Legless.

thedave said...

Winner : Ice Cycle!!!

Lola said...

ice cycle is tough.

ice cycle.

Operation GutterBall said...

ICE CYCLE

Bart King said...

Winner: Lucy Legless

Steve Rolston said...

Ice Cycle

Derrick said...

Ice Cycle comes out swinging in the first round!!! The pressure to keep comparisons to his elemental antithesis, the craptacular Ghost Rider, at bay proves to be one thing that gives him the motivation that he needs to stay on top of his game. No legless lass could survive I'm afraid.

Ice Cycle!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Ice Cycle is gonna wreck poor Lucy! A terrible thing to see really. It takes a cold heart to beat on cripples. Even when they're skittering around in vicious looking spider... leg... chair things and shooting at you with sawed-off shotguns! But when it comes down to it there is no one with a colder heart than the Ice Cycle!

Ice Cycle for the fantastic frosty frozen finish!

I just hope he's making the drinks afterward.

Peebot said...

Lucy Legless!

Lighthouse Pilot said...

I happen to be a motorcyclist myself and I don't mind saying I've had a difficult time with the NOT CRASHING when trying to control said motorcycle on ice. Now...it's possible that the icecycle is immune to its own ice, but I don't know that. This is a tough one with a capital T.

hmmmmm.

(jeopardy music playing)

Lucy Legless!

Tim Baron said...

Ice Cycle

MIKE THOMAS said...

Well i think Ice Cycle is really "cool", pun intended, knuck knuck knuck, but i have to go with the gun turrets.

LUCY LEGLESS

JettBOY said...

Lucy Legless has got GUNS! She wins.

mmmmmike said...

Lucy Legless

dannygreen1964 said...

Lucy Legless

Shay Italo said...

I have my doubts about Ice blades, even if they ARE empowered by God...

Lucy legless F.T.W.!!!!