Monday, June 25, 2007


NORTH- ROUND 1-MATCH 1

73 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- in your head or on your comment.

- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

- Bird Brain

or

- Rat Brain

Greg Hillsman said...

Rat Brain!

Joel Priddy said...

Although Rat Brain is better armed, probably more mobile, and certainly more vicious, I just can't get over the look of determination on that penguin.

Bird Brain!

ROMANO said...

Bird Brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

McCarthy said...

Bird Brain brought a trick knee to a scythe fight.

I like Rat Brain in this round.

Durable Dirigible said...

Bird Brain

Kagan said...

bird brain

TSM said...

Bird Brain

Michael Dooney said...

rat brain!

Eugene said...

Oh you poor,poor,penguin...

Winner-Rat Brain

Chad! said...

A fierce battle to be sure...but after much grappling and swinging of scythes...

Bird Brain triumphs!

Dan Boyd said...

Bird Brain

Kenneth Belasco said...

Rat Brain!

cale ajioka said...

rat brain!

matt said...

The Rat's brain is actually a small piece of Big Daddy Roth's brain. That part that controlled RAGE.

Rat Brain wins!

sean said...

Bird Brain is clearly the wilier of the two competitors: penguin-cleverness in service of a rabid man-beast is always superior to some spooky guy with a rodent on his head.

Bird Brain!

tonci said...

rat brain!

Ronnie said...

Rat Brain scambles the penguin. Penguins are going to have a bad year.

Winner: Rat Brain

Felipe said...

Bird Brain!

samacleod said...

Rat Brain

meg said...

bird brain.

Keath007 said...

Rat brain!

Michael Cho said...

Rats are vicious. And if they're in control -- well, that's a no-brainer!

Rat Brain for the Kill!

Will Kane said...

Bird Brain.

Jeremy said...

Rat Brain

nelson said...

Bird Brain

Gavin Schmitt said...

Oh the twists of fate! Two of the earths smaller creatures, working magic and machinery to 'get up' in the world.

i must go with Rat Brain. His evil magic will prevail over BB's low muscle science.

Checkmark said...

I think Bird Brain is just too exposed in that bubble.

Rat Brain.

Faz Choudhury said...

Anybody that's watched March of the Penguins knows that they are very tenacious creatures...no contest!

Bird Brain

LT said...

Rat Brain

danielfranco said...

Rat Brain

stephen eidson said...

Bird Brain

pulphope said...

I've never wondered which is more intelligent, a penguin or a rat... I'm guessing the rat since the penguin brought a fishbowl to a fistacuff.

Rat Brain.

ETK said...

Rat Brain

Jonathan Edwards said...

Bird Brain.

Maré Odomo said...

even without their counterparts, the winner is obvious.

rat brain

Charlito & Mister Phil said...

These are both great and mighty beasts...


Rat Brain wins!

JJ said...

Bird Brain!

mike said...

rat-brain

RJackson said...

Penguin vs. Rat??

I'll take PENGUIN!

Winner: Bird Brain

MIKE THOMAS said...

With a bum knee and heart trouble i'm not sure bird brain can out wrestle that demon.

RAT BRAIN

Big Al said...

Sure - there is March of the Penguins, but what about that old movie Ben?? Gotta go with Rat Brain

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Uh...was this a set-up? :-P

The reaper catches up with everyone and, as evidenced by the body sliced in half at the end of the match, Bird Brain is no exception to the rule. Besides, rats are just more devious.

- Rat Brain

fredland said...

bird brain

Ras Yeti said...

Rat Brain

Matthew Jent said...

If it was a pigeon, it would be a different story -- those suckers are resourceful. As it is...

Winner - Rat Brain

Gyula Nemeth said...

Bird Brain.hes hilarious

ornitorrincoman said...

Bird Brain

-David Poe said...

. Quickly the match escalated, it was obvious that Bird Brain’s weakness was his fleshy body and hazardously-fragile glass bubble. Rat-Brain humored the audience, letting the match go on in a physical brawl until he finally unsheathed his scythe. A quick blow to the abdomen with his zombie-like maw, rat-brain sliced at bird brain, sending him to the ground in a shattering display as Bird Brain’s bird was suddenly exposed and covered in broken glass. The penguin driving Bird-Brain was hesitant to touch the controls, he tried brushing the glass off, but by then it was too late; Rat Brain had already descended on him, giving him no chance of retaliation. He reached in with one arm and picked up the Penguin, then proceeded to crush the controls of the Bird Brain body, and dismember it. The ring-leader called the match. Rat Brain had won.

e said...

say what you want about that scythe, but that unitard is truely fearsome.

bird brain.

Monkeyfeather said...

BIRD BRAIN wins!

Mike Laughead said...

Bird Brain

escapegoat said...

Rat Brain's scythe doesn't look all that sturdy to be a serious threat as a weapon. Plus, Rat himself is totally exposed on top of his death vehicle, making it easy for Bird Brain to grab him and squeeze him into submission.

Bird Brain for the win!

david rubín said...

Rat Brain

d.

Tom Barwick said...

The emperor c'est Magnifique


Bird Brain

Michael Bowen said...

Bird Brain

thedave said...

Bird brain!!

Operation GutterBall said...

Rat Brain

Bart King said...

Winner: Bird Brain

Steve Rolston said...

Rat Brain

Derrick said...
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Derrick said...

While Rat Brain certainly seems to be a formidable opponent, I think that Bird Brain has the wits to see him through this round...not to mention the narration of Morgan Freeman.

BIRD-BRAIN!!!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Bird Brain is gonna put that skull/death machine thing in a half nelson holding his scythe arm and rip the rat right out of his little seat with his free hand. Rat gets crushed deathbot thing has no pilot...

Winner: Bird Brain!

Peebot said...

Rat Brain!

Rick Lacy said...

i gotta go with what i know,

BIRD BRAIN!

Lighthouse Pilot said...

I've seen March of the Penguins. Those guys are hardcore.

Meroots for Bird Brain!

Paul Conrad said...

The Rat Brain

Tim Baron said...

Rat Brain

JettBOY said...

Penguins are clever birds of inimitable charm, but rats fight dirty. And he's got a scythe. And he's on fire.

Rat Brain takes this one.

mmmmmike said...

that penguins cute, but the rats tougher, no doubt
Rat Brain

dannygreen1964 said...

Rat Brain

Shay Italo said...

Winner: BIRD BRAIN!
Because of the awesome (and fearsome) leotard!

And I think penguins can take some real harsh stuff.

chuckely said...

I go for ruthless-yet-cute penguin with his beefy wrestling guy. Sewn-up skeleton boy's got no chance...and that leotard's got to be a winner.

Bird Brain.