Bird Brain is clearly the wilier of the two competitors: penguin-cleverness in service of a rabid man-beast is always superior to some spooky guy with a rodent on his head.
The reaper catches up with everyone and, as evidenced by the body sliced in half at the end of the match, Bird Brain is no exception to the rule. Besides, rats are just more devious.
. Quickly the match escalated, it was obvious that Bird Brain’s weakness was his fleshy body and hazardously-fragile glass bubble. Rat-Brain humored the audience, letting the match go on in a physical brawl until he finally unsheathed his scythe. A quick blow to the abdomen with his zombie-like maw, rat-brain sliced at bird brain, sending him to the ground in a shattering display as Bird Brain’s bird was suddenly exposed and covered in broken glass. The penguin driving Bird-Brain was hesitant to touch the controls, he tried brushing the glass off, but by then it was too late; Rat Brain had already descended on him, giving him no chance of retaliation. He reached in with one arm and picked up the Penguin, then proceeded to crush the controls of the Bird Brain body, and dismember it. The ring-leader called the match. Rat Brain had won.
Rat Brain's scythe doesn't look all that sturdy to be a serious threat as a weapon. Plus, Rat himself is totally exposed on top of his death vehicle, making it easy for Bird Brain to grab him and squeeze him into submission.
While Rat Brain certainly seems to be a formidable opponent, I think that Bird Brain has the wits to see him through this round...not to mention the narration of Morgan Freeman.
Bird Brain is gonna put that skull/death machine thing in a half nelson holding his scythe arm and rip the rat right out of his little seat with his free hand. Rat gets crushed deathbot thing has no pilot...
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- Bird Brain
or
- Rat Brain
Rat Brain!
Although Rat Brain is better armed, probably more mobile, and certainly more vicious, I just can't get over the look of determination on that penguin.
Bird Brain!
Bird Brain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Bird Brain brought a trick knee to a scythe fight.
I like Rat Brain in this round.
Bird Brain
bird brain
Bird Brain
rat brain!
Oh you poor,poor,penguin...
Winner-Rat Brain
A fierce battle to be sure...but after much grappling and swinging of scythes...
Bird Brain triumphs!
Bird Brain
Rat Brain!
rat brain!
The Rat's brain is actually a small piece of Big Daddy Roth's brain. That part that controlled RAGE.
Rat Brain wins!
Bird Brain is clearly the wilier of the two competitors: penguin-cleverness in service of a rabid man-beast is always superior to some spooky guy with a rodent on his head.
Bird Brain!
rat brain!
Rat Brain scambles the penguin. Penguins are going to have a bad year.
Winner: Rat Brain
Bird Brain!
Rat Brain
bird brain.
Rat brain!
Rats are vicious. And if they're in control -- well, that's a no-brainer!
Rat Brain for the Kill!
Bird Brain.
Rat Brain
Bird Brain
Oh the twists of fate! Two of the earths smaller creatures, working magic and machinery to 'get up' in the world.
i must go with Rat Brain. His evil magic will prevail over BB's low muscle science.
I think Bird Brain is just too exposed in that bubble.
Rat Brain.
Anybody that's watched March of the Penguins knows that they are very tenacious creatures...no contest!
Bird Brain
Rat Brain
Rat Brain
Bird Brain
I've never wondered which is more intelligent, a penguin or a rat... I'm guessing the rat since the penguin brought a fishbowl to a fistacuff.
Rat Brain.
Rat Brain
Bird Brain.
even without their counterparts, the winner is obvious.
rat brain
These are both great and mighty beasts...
Rat Brain wins!
Bird Brain!
rat-brain
Penguin vs. Rat??
I'll take PENGUIN!
Winner: Bird Brain
With a bum knee and heart trouble i'm not sure bird brain can out wrestle that demon.
RAT BRAIN
Sure - there is March of the Penguins, but what about that old movie Ben?? Gotta go with Rat Brain
Uh...was this a set-up? :-P
The reaper catches up with everyone and, as evidenced by the body sliced in half at the end of the match, Bird Brain is no exception to the rule. Besides, rats are just more devious.
- Rat Brain
bird brain
Rat Brain
If it was a pigeon, it would be a different story -- those suckers are resourceful. As it is...
Winner - Rat Brain
Bird Brain.hes hilarious
Bird Brain
. Quickly the match escalated, it was obvious that Bird Brain’s weakness was his fleshy body and hazardously-fragile glass bubble. Rat-Brain humored the audience, letting the match go on in a physical brawl until he finally unsheathed his scythe. A quick blow to the abdomen with his zombie-like maw, rat-brain sliced at bird brain, sending him to the ground in a shattering display as Bird Brain’s bird was suddenly exposed and covered in broken glass. The penguin driving Bird-Brain was hesitant to touch the controls, he tried brushing the glass off, but by then it was too late; Rat Brain had already descended on him, giving him no chance of retaliation. He reached in with one arm and picked up the Penguin, then proceeded to crush the controls of the Bird Brain body, and dismember it. The ring-leader called the match. Rat Brain had won.
say what you want about that scythe, but that unitard is truely fearsome.
bird brain.
BIRD BRAIN wins!
Bird Brain
Rat Brain's scythe doesn't look all that sturdy to be a serious threat as a weapon. Plus, Rat himself is totally exposed on top of his death vehicle, making it easy for Bird Brain to grab him and squeeze him into submission.
Bird Brain for the win!
Rat Brain
d.
The emperor c'est Magnifique
Bird Brain
Bird Brain
Bird brain!!
Rat Brain
Winner: Bird Brain
Rat Brain
While Rat Brain certainly seems to be a formidable opponent, I think that Bird Brain has the wits to see him through this round...not to mention the narration of Morgan Freeman.
BIRD-BRAIN!!!
Bird Brain is gonna put that skull/death machine thing in a half nelson holding his scythe arm and rip the rat right out of his little seat with his free hand. Rat gets crushed deathbot thing has no pilot...
Winner: Bird Brain!
Rat Brain!
i gotta go with what i know,
BIRD BRAIN!
I've seen March of the Penguins. Those guys are hardcore.
Meroots for Bird Brain!
The Rat Brain
Rat Brain
Penguins are clever birds of inimitable charm, but rats fight dirty. And he's got a scythe. And he's on fire.
Rat Brain takes this one.
that penguins cute, but the rats tougher, no doubt
Rat Brain
Rat Brain
Winner: BIRD BRAIN!
Because of the awesome (and fearsome) leotard!
And I think penguins can take some real harsh stuff.
I go for ruthless-yet-cute penguin with his beefy wrestling guy. Sewn-up skeleton boy's got no chance...and that leotard's got to be a winner.
Bird Brain.
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