Thursday, May 31, 2007


SMAK TALK- MAGMA LYNN

SMAK TALK- DODGEBELLE

SOUTH- ROUND 2-MATCH2

106 comments:

Mister Tan said...

I encourage you to play out the vote- describe how you see the match going down- but please make your vote clear- and post your vote seperate from your comment- thanks!

-DodgeBelle

or

-Magma Lynn

fredland said...

magma lynn

Monkeyfeather said...

Dodgeballs melted...

MAGMA LYNN WINS!

Dave Shelton said...

Dodgebelle

Big Al said...

Magma Lynn

Will Kane said...

Magma Lynn.

Gavin Schmitt said...

Magma Lynn is the pretty girl in town, with hot powers too boot. She's never felt pain, and after getting a double dodgeball in the face, she never wants to again.

Dodgeball can take the pain for the win

escapegoat said...

The vast speed of Dodgebelle's balls would prevent them from getting burned by Magma Lynn. A couple of shots would easily take Magma out.

-Dodgebelle for the win

mmmmmike said...

-Magma Lynn

Eugene said...

Rubber's got nothing on lava-
vote: Magma Lynn

Glorb said...

DodgeBell

meg said...
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samacleod said...

magma lynn

anders said...

dodgebelle

pbcbstudios said...

dodgebelle

Greg Hillsman said...

Dodgebelle

chrishaley said...

Dodgebelle for the whole sha-bang!

Kenneth Belasco said...

Vote: Magma Lynn!

Carol H. said...

Oh no, this is a tough one! I think Dodgeball wins, she's probably pretty agile and can "dodge" anything that Magma can throw at her. Plus Magma probably has to be a litle slower as to be careful playing with fire.

Quint said...

ithinkmagmalynn is hawt, but

you had me at the tooth necklace...

i'm in love... with DODGEBELLE

Beezer B said...

What a showdown. Magma Lynn wins on both counts.

april said...

dodgebelle!

matt said...

Magma Lynn melts Dodgebelle's balls in mid air- just as Dodgebelle planned. A sticky napalm of burning, molten rubber permanently deatroys Lynn's good looks, and costs her the win.

Vote: dodgebelle

Michael Cho said...

tough one but in the end, I just see melted red balls...

Magma Lynn!

Joel Priddy said...

Tough one. Dodgebelle has the ranged attack, but flaming Thing-hands should be able to easily dispatch even the hardest flung soccer ball.

So, Dodgebelle keeps a safe distance, and mercilessly pummels Magma Lynn until, finally, one ball makes it through and smacks ML right in the kisser! Dodgebelle keeps pounding Magma Lynn in the face, never letting her recover, until she falls down for the count.

Dodgebelle adds a few new teeth to her necklace!

David Cutler said...

Magma Lynn for the win.

Lighthouse Pilot said...

Methinks Magma Lynn

Chad! said...

Magama Lynns petite frame falls prey to the ruthless athleticism employed by the powerful...

DODGEBELL

Mike Laughead said...

Dodgebelle

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pulphope said...

Can't throw marshmallows at a burning house and I'm afraid it's the same here...well matched fight, there would be a lot of blood-letting, kicking, both wearing spikey stuff below the knees as they are, etc., but in the end, I'm afraid fire trumps rubber.

Magma.

MisterZoobadoo said...

magma ...she's on fire babay!

Matt Brady said...

It'll be a long, tough battle, but I think Magma Lynn can hold out against the furious attacks of Dodgebelle.

Winner: Magma Lynn!

ROMANO said...

Magma Lynn!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

urbancowfolks said...

It's a technical battle but DodgeBelle keeps at a distance. Magma Lynn can't close in, every time she tries DB throws another ball. Magma Lynn tries the flame throw, but without accuracy.

DodgeBelle wins on a decision.

cale ajioka said...

Dogebelle!

ocularinvasion said...

dodgebelle

Felipe said...

Dodgebelle!

mike said...

magma lynn!

Maré Odomo said...

i've said it once, i'll say it again
dodgebelle doesn't have any depth perception. she's got one eye.

magma lynn

Taylor Brinkman said...

this is a real toss up, ill have to say

dodgebelle

tonci said...

dodgebelle!

LT said...

A 8 year old can take a hit from a dodgeball.

Magma Lynn

meg said...

totally forgot about dodgebelle's lack of depth perception. that changes the bout quite a bit!

can't hit what you can't see, and i suspect magma might put up a ring of fire around the belle, and knock her out when she least suspects it.

magma lynn!

Chris Schweizer said...

Magma Lynn's shoulder freckles give her the edge.

MAGMA LYNN!

Loris Z. said...

DodgeBelle

Night Flyer said...

Oh, DodgeBelle, all you have to do is get one nice shot into Magma Lynn's belly-button bull's eye and you can finish her off while she's gasping for air. But unless those balls are asbestos-alloy and automatically bounce back to you after you throw them, odds are you're out.

Winner - Magma Lynn's belly button

Matthew Jent said...

Lynn is cute, but Tuff Girls always win.

Winner - DodgeBelle

-David Poe said...

It was a brutal day. One no onlooker will ever forget. I still remember the cries heard in the streets afterward, and the screams during the match; but it was in the final moments that everything went deathly silent. Fire and balls bounced around the make-shift arena. Blood had dried and been re-wetted with new blood by this time.

But through the final fiery haze walked a bruised and battered Magma Lynn. Her hair drips with sweat or blood, DodgeBelle stayed in that hideous charred position by Lynn's still burning footprints...

Winner: Magma Lynn

Tina Vaziri said...

Magma Lynn!

DodgeBelle's balls are don't stand a chance against Magma's spiky footwear! One kick and it's flat city!

Bart King said...

Winner: MAGMA LYNN!

A vingadora social said...

DodgeBelle

Eric Talbot said...

DodgeBelle

Dan Boyd said...

dodgebelle

Dean Trippe said...

vote: dodgebelle!

TSM said...

Magma Lynn

ArtistXero said...

Magma Lynn

Tim Baron said...

DodgeBelle would win, but she'd have to break out some mean and sly dodgeballing/tennis ball combos on Magma's unprotected face and gut.

Magma Lynn's pride and vanity may be the key to her own inexorable demise. DodgeBelle only got warmed up on poor, poor Bobby.

DodgeBelle (in freshman highschool gymclass style) lands a dodgeball right-smack in Magma Lynn's face.

Magma Lynn stumbles backward and falls, hits her head and goes unconscious.

DodgeBelle wins.

GiantKillerMantis said...

Magma Lynn wins

Breadwig said...

DodgeBelle

Steve Rolston said...

Dodgebelle

danielfranco said...

Magma Lynn

McCarthy said...

Dodgebelle.

Ras Yeti said...

Magma Lynn

Peebot said...

DodgeBelle, you just got kicked in the belles.

winner: Magma Lynn!

Weol said...

furious fist-i-cuffs of fire!

magma lynn winner

Randy said...

Winner: DodgeBelle

Kagan M. said...

MAGMA

Durable Dirigible said...

-Magma Lynn

john said...

Dodgebell was able to out-manuever her lumbering opponent before, but when faced with an opponent of equivalent stature I don't think she can do it. And plus, fire melts rubber and cloth.

Magma Lynn

Mr A. P. Salmond, esq. said...

Magma Lynn!

Rick Lacy said...

can't argue with the girl. Magma Lynn is on fire!

Magma Lynn!

Screw Jeff Owens said...

Magma Lynn

Garry Milne said...

Magma Lynn!

Óscar Pérez said...

DodgeBelle

Hurk said...

Magma lynn

Nimbus said...

Blimey! The only two I voted for in the last round to make it through and they're up against one another! Sorry Dodgebelle but I'm voting for...

Magma Lynn to win!

D π said...

Dodgebelle's DIY tenacity and dead eye aim, perfected BY her lack of deapth perception due to her covered eye(Which I suspect covers a hypno-ray or maybe her GOOD eye) will eventually lead to a hard faught victory.
But with two hot mamas (one literally on fire) bouncing around the field of battle... it's the audience that trully wins this battle.

Dodgebelle by a hair's breadth

ETK said...

Magma Lynn

Jill said...

magma lynn's hands are on fire!

magma lynn

e said...

alas, fearsome magma lynn's best assets are kept at bay by dodgebelle's ranged attacks. surely a few are popped by those flaming fists, but eventually SMACK she gets one in the gut...

dodgebelle!

Dustin Harbin said...

Depth perception or no, the one thing Dodge Belle has that Magma Lynn lacks is a distance attack. She could laid out flat with a fastball before those fiery fists ever touched the Belle.

Winner: Dodgebelle!

Serapio Calm said...

Go Magma Lynn!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Magma Lynn is gonna whomp on that Dodgebelle! It's a shame because I think Dodgebelle rocks but Magma Lynn rocks harder and that's all there is too it!

Magma Lynn

Evan said...

Dodgebelle throws everything she's got, until eventually there's a nice flaming pile of burnt rubber at Magma Lynn's feet. Then Lynn goes on offense, lobbing huge, gooey piles of flaming ex-ball back at the Dodgebelle. She dodges deftly and defends very well, but in the end is overwhelmed by the sheer intensity of the heat and the fumes of burning rubber. Dodgebelle concedes to defeat.

winner: Magma Lynn

after the battle, the two become the best of friends and go out for smoothies. The End

maris said...

I've been burned and smacked with dodgeballs. The latter hurt more.

DodgeBelle!

Jonathan Edwards said...

Magma Lynn.

nelson said...

magma lynn wins

ShRiek said...

winner: Dodgebelle

Spatulated said...

Magma has got the looks for sure. But name a state fire is illegal in? dodge ball is illegal in at least 7

there is a reason for that.

DodgeBelle

stephen eidson said...

Magma Lynn

Ronnie said...

Winner: Dodgebelle

thedave said...

Wniier: Dodgebelle

mike said...

Magma Lynn may have more power but Dodge belle has the experience! Dodge Belle, the wiley veteran, dodges everything magma lynn throws at her and pummels her with a ball between the eyes!

Winner DodgeBelle

david rubín said...

Dodgebelle

d.

ornitorrincoman said...

magma Lynn

Tim Finn said...

Somehow I see the spikes on DodgeBelle's costumes being an offensive asset, yet the spikes on Magma Lynn being a distracting hazard. Also, DodgeBelle's smack talk wins me over.

Winner: DodgeBelle

Paul Conrad said...
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Paul Conrad said...

Magma Lynn
for
the win!

Michael Bowen said...

Magma Lynn

dannygreen1964 said...

Magma Lynn

Witts said...

Magma Lynn

JJ said...

DodgeBelle for the win!!

monica said...

D O D G E B E L L E ! ! ! !

Mister Tan said...

VOTING OVER.

sam

Gyula Nemeth said...

close,,, but i go w dodgebelle