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It was not a pretty site. Dewey Decimator's encyclopedic knowledge included the art of ventriloquism and he turned Venkillaquist's own dummies against him.
Dewey, soaked in the moth blood of his last match takes one four eyed stair at his opponent. With the flick of his wrist a page turns and in a storm of papercuts, Venkillaquist is gone.
Is noone taking into account that a card catalogue is useless when it isn't in a library!? Dewey only has the 4 or 5 books he's carrying at his aid. He's got to actually get a book open and hope to God that the first sentence he reads is going to be helpful before Venkilliquist does all sorts of nasty things to him. Dewey can't win and he's going to be in therapy for a very long time. No contest.
Venkillaquist has the fright factor, but that's nothing Dewey can't handle. He's read much worse, and even conjured scarier beings from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. He easily takes down his ineffectual challenger.
Dewey Decimaters strength comes from him being able to adapt to fighting other fighters because of all his knowledge from his books. Luckily wherever Dewey goes, he carries the book "How to fight a crazy wrestler obsessed with puppets"
Here's the problem: Grendel is immune to axes and swords -- he can only be defeated with Venkillaquist's bare hands. But Venkillaquist has no hands, only tentacles.
Dewey is almost beaten when he removes the filing cabinet and gains an incredible amount of speed. He throws his file cards like shurikens pinning 'Killaquists killer apendages and restricting his shadow puppet technique. Dewey finishes his combo by dropping the cabinet on the unfortunate puppeteer. Dewey D for the "W"
Lord! Anyone else might be terrified just at the SIGHT of the Venkillaquist, but fortunately the Decimator has a world of imagination strapped to his back, and surely must have seen worse. And, of course, that very world at his disposal is what assures...
My vote goes to Dewey Decimator. If a square like him has the fortitude to carry a physical DDS catalog on his back and still has time to conjure characters from such classics as Beowulf, while weighing in at a measly buck o' five, he's probably going to kick some booty.
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- Dewey Decimator
or
- Venkillaquist
dewey decmiator
DEWEY DECIMATOR WINS!
Dewey Decimator
It was not a pretty site. Dewey Decimator's encyclopedic knowledge included the art of ventriloquism and he turned Venkillaquist's own dummies against him.
Dewey Decimator - victor
Dewey Decimator.
Never take a guy who carries a bloody filing cabinet on his back lightly...he's not a weak as he looks.
-Dewey for the win
Dewey, soaked in the moth blood of his last match takes one four eyed stair at his opponent. With the flick of his wrist a page turns and in a storm of papercuts, Venkillaquist is gone.
Dewey for the win
- Dewey Decimator!
Turn's out Venkillaquist was late on some library books on shadow puppets-Dewey's rage-o-meter reaches unheard of levels....
vote: Dewey Decimator
if Dewey won against the evil worm, then he could make it to the end
Dewey Decimator
Venkillaquist
dewey D
DEC-I-MATUHHHHH!!!
Is noone taking into account that a card catalogue is useless when it isn't in a library!? Dewey only has the 4 or 5 books he's carrying at his aid. He's got to actually get a book open and hope to God that the first sentence he reads is going to be helpful before Venkilliquist does all sorts of nasty things to him. Dewey can't win and he's going to be in therapy for a very long time. No contest.
Venkilliquist devestates.
Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator.
Vote: Venkillaquist!
Dewey Decimator.
WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BADLY THAT MOTHRA WAS DECIMATED!
GL VENKILLAQUIST, but it won't be enough. LOOK UP MUTE in the CATLOGNET.
DEWEY DECIMATOR
Venkillaquist. Probably the best fighter in any FACA yet. Unsane!
Venkillaquist has a kinda vacant stare, while the Decimator is in stylish glasses for better vision...
winnah: Dewey Decimator!
Dewey usually uses his smarts to defeat foes, but this time he just uses the cabinet to crush that puppet man flat as a sheet of peper.
Vote: Dewey!
Dewey Decimator all the way!
DEWEY ftw...
Dewey Decimator
Oh please.
We might as well pack it up and just give the thing to Dewey.
DD!
deimator, hands down.
gotta be dewey
Venkillaquist has the fright factor, but that's nothing Dewey can't handle. He's read much worse, and even conjured scarier beings from the works of H.P. Lovecraft. He easily takes down his ineffectual challenger.
Winner: Dewey Decimator!
Venkillaquist takes this one
Dewey Decimator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
venkillaguist is just too creepy for Dewy. DD cant even hold a book his hands are shaking so bad
Winner: Venkillaquist
dewey decimator
Dewey Decimator!
whoa- tough one. i'm going with dewey on this one.
dewey
venkillaquist
venkillaquist!
Dewey Decimaters strength comes from him being able to adapt to fighting other fighters because of all his knowledge from his books.
Luckily wherever Dewey goes, he carries the book "How to fight a crazy wrestler obsessed with puppets"
Dewey Decimater
Dewey WIN!!!
Gosh, this is a really hard one. Venkillaquist is so cool, but I'm gonna have to put my money on
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey Decimator!
Sorry Dewey ... but even Venkillaquist's TIE is HOLDING A SWORD.
Winner - Venkillaquist
Here's the problem: Grendel is immune to axes and swords -- he can only be defeated with Venkillaquist's bare hands. But Venkillaquist has no hands, only tentacles.
Winner - Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey's catalog cards are as sharp as throwing stars, and he uses them to slice up Venkillaquist's puppetry!
Winner: Dewey Decimator!
Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator
venkillaquist
vote: dewey decimator!
Dewey Decimator
Dewey decimator!
Venkillaquist
Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator.
Those poor puppets are gonna be orphans...
Dewey Decimator wins again!
Bookworms the world over rejoice. The puppets have fallen.
Winner: Dewey Decimator!
no doubt it's Dewey Decimator
Winner: Dewey Decimator
Don't you know the Dewy Decimal system???
- Dewey Decimator
While Venkillaquist is cool and pretty armed, I think Dewey just outclasses him.
Dewey Decimator.
Put it this way: which of these two would you LEAST like to find creeping through your window at night?
Venkillaquist!
Dewey! Dewey! He's our man! If he cant "dew" it..no one can!
Dewey Decimator!
He is just unstoppable.
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey Decimator
No problemo...Venkillaquist!!
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey is almost beaten when he removes the filing cabinet and gains an incredible amount of speed. He throws his file cards like shurikens pinning 'Killaquists killer apendages and restricting his shadow puppet technique. Dewey finishes his combo by dropping the cabinet on the unfortunate puppeteer.
Dewey D for the "W"
Dewey Decimator
dewey decimator
Dewey Decimator
Venkillaquist was a favorite of mine... so creative! Too bad he had to face the Decimator so early.
Dewey Decimator!
puppets can't read!
dewey decimator.
Lord! Anyone else might be terrified just at the SIGHT of the Venkillaquist, but fortunately the Decimator has a world of imagination strapped to his back, and surely must have seen worse. And, of course, that very world at his disposal is what assures...
Winner: Decimator!
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey will DECIMATE the Venkillaquist!
Dewey Decimator for the WIN
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey Decimator!
Dewey Decimator wins
Dewey Decimator!
the kid can summon Grendel - only superman can beat Grendel.
Dewey Decimator
Dewey Decimator
Winner: Dewey Decimator
Winner: Venkillaquist!!
Dewy Decimator for sure, even though he might cough a little from all the dust in the drawers.
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Dewey Decimator
Venkillaquisssssssssst
Winner: Dewey Decimator!
My vote goes to Dewey Decimator.
If a square like him has the fortitude to carry a physical DDS catalog on his back and still has time to conjure characters from such classics as Beowulf, while weighing in at a measly buck o' five, he's probably going to kick some booty.
Dewey Decmiator!
Dewey Decimator
Venkillaquist
Venkillaquist!!!
The Decimator decimates!
VOTING OVER.
sam
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