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Winner- Bodacious!
With the unscrupulous power of the governement behind him, MIC pummels Bodacious to a goeey pulp with the butt of the Statue of Liberty. Now THAT'S bodacious!
Winner: MIC, the Military Industrial Complex.
Gotta love the corporate logos and the use of the statue of liberty as a weapon.
MIC
While MIC the Military Industrial Complex is tough (his Shock and Awe attack is unstoppable), he has a tendency to be over confident and get himself into very ugly situations. Too bad for him Bodacious is the very definition of "Quagmire".
After a long battle, MIC looses popular support and his funding dries up.
Winner:
Bodacious!
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex.
Seeing as how Mic is himself a bomb, a close quarter physical attack runs the risk of destroying yourself when you destroy him, but I'm betting that Bodacious would have some hallacious attacks at his disposal. Those arms look as though they may deploy something gruesome.
Winner: Bodacious
Bodacious pushes MIC down on his bloated, overpaid bottom and inflicts alien terror on his very soul.
Winner: Bodacious!
vote: mic!
Can satire defeat terror ? Hmmm politically speaking i guess we are all wondering about that one. Ultimately the threat of terror can only be defeated by laughter.
winner MIC
I say Bodacious should take the whole cake
Fighting is what he does.
Winner- Mic.
MIC has jets and, well, he's a bomb. Bodacious doesn't seem to have long range weaponry to take him down without perishing in the MIC-Plosion; so the match gors for:
MIC, The Military Industrial Complex!
hahahaha! oh man...
MIC!
A close call but opposable thumbs are a big advantage...
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex.
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex
totally MIC, the Military Industrial Complex
If MIC doesn't win it will be a travesty.
He's going to hit Bodacious with the Statue of Liberty.
There's no topping that.
MIC FTW!
He's the bomb (literally!)...
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex!
toughest decision so far - this one is so close for an opening round match........
bodacious
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex. Who can beat that?
Vote-Military Industrial Complex.
MIC
Bodacious.
MIC!
I don't know what Bodacious can shoot out of his "hands," but I'm sure it will obliterate anything that Mic can throw at him, and then Mic himself.
Vote: Bodacious!
Bodacious looked tough at first but goes down finally after repeated bludgeons from lady liberty!
Winner: MIC
MIC
my vote goes with MIC, or else i would imagine they would both go down together. bodacious seems short-range, so if he defeated MIC, the bomb would in effect explode, taking them both up into that golden ring in the sky!
MIC
Bodacious
Unfortunately, the Military Industrial Complex always wins when backed by a neo-fascist regime - a chaotic mess like Bodacious doesn't stand a chance.
MIC=Winner
For all of MIC's bluster, in the end it was it's own mass that did it in. Bodacious was the mere catalyst for the inevitable.
Winner: Bodacious (by default)
Sad to see it happening again, but doesn't this guy always end up on top?
MIC!
MIC.
Winner: MIC, the Military Industrial Complex
Awesome fighters! ...but since I must make a decision...
MIC wins.
Mic has some awesome detail. He's going to lay waste to everything with all that firepower!
These are hilarious...
Military Industrial is indeed formidable-- but he/she/it is unable to move or act without the direct command of his/her/its masters, who, being politicans, are unable to do anything quickly or efficiently, and, if they ever do anything besides expand their own largess, do it right before an election. Bodacious, on the other hand (his dad named him that since, like the boy named Sue's dad, he knew he wouldn't be around and needed to quickly and efficiently find a way to assure his boy would be tough as nails), moves with the unpredictable and random vicissitudes of nature itself.
And bureaucracy, being essentially unatural (thoough necessary, and necessarily inefficient), never trumps nature.
Bodacious.
Both of them seem to be really big. It sorta depends on how much apparent power Bodacious has in my opinion. There's no telling what bizarre mutant attacks he'd have.
Methinks-Bodacious.
MIC may have gotten far when it comes to superpowers or third world countries, but when it comes to monsters?!?!? Bodaciuos!
Winner - Bodacious!
Bodacious headbutt's mic right on the eagle and causes him to explode.
Bodacious
BODACIOUS defeats mic due to bureaucratic buildup.
BODACIOUS WINS!!!
As much as I think Mic is actually Bodacious dressed up so as to fool people, I still must vote for one and we all know of the crushing power America has, so...
Winner - MIC
All Bodacious would have to do is detonate M.I.C! Though the explosion would be enormous I can't see it effecting him all that much because he looks to be born from that very type of atomic energy! He would just feed on it and grow stronger.
Winner: Bodacious!!!
BODACIOUS
Winner: MIC, the Military Industrial Complex.
MIC!
What can do mankind against that thing??
Bodacious!
Can compare an atomic bomb against a cosmic fart?
BODACIUS!
Bodacious
Bodacious
As with all things the gov'ment is simpley unprpaired to handle this seamingingly amorphous mass of strength and rightousness that I will dub the will of the people.
Also, there's always room for jelloy substances at the top.
Hizzah!
Winner: Bodacious
A tough fought battle but MIC, having a whole military industrial complex at its disposal, will reign triumphant once it brings its chemical weapons into the fray!
Therefore I'm voting for:
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex.
Wonderful Color versus Military Institutions, so easy !
Bodacious !
tough one. I'll have to side with mother nature on this one. bodacious has all those forgiving layers of organic matter. MIC will probably run out of oil for the joints due to all the over-consumption.
choose green! bodactious!
Having elite training, just put MIC over the top, on this one.
In a finale' not to be forgotten, MIC wiped the Bodacious from the front lines of the competition.
Winner: M.I.C.
Haven't you seen a Godzilla film? The military never has what it takes against a big Monster.
Bodacious!
I hate to support the military/industrial complex I'm afraid he has my vote!
Vote MIC!
Military Industrial Complex will take the fight due to his vast array of weaponry and nearly unlimited funding from taxpayers. Rock it!
Bodacious
Bodacious
Come on, the guy's using the Statue of Liberty as a weapon. That's just too cool.
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex for the kill.
bodacious
I think we've received some dodgey intelligence data as to the effectiveness of the Military Industrial Complex. And, I think, as this struggle draws out, we'll see public support for MIC begin to wane. One important intelligence gap is regarding Bodacious' lack of a ranged attack. I agree with Matt and Bart King's assessment that something deadly comes out of those arms (Perhaps whips loaded with nematocysts that discharge a highly acidic toxin?)That should take care of the general's toys. Then Bodacious simply ingests the big bomb. Within that mutant mass, MIC's detonation amounts to little more than a mustard burp. Tangy but fleeting.
Bodacious!
Bodacious!
mic!
D WHITE WAS RIGHT!!!
BUT HE DIDN'T COUNT ON THE HIPPIES N THEIR SECRETE WEAPON!!!
BODACIOUS BRING BACK those BUNNIES!!!
pleeez.
Bodacious
This is a tough one for me. I do have to say though, that MIC would have to sacrifice himself to do any major damage to Bodacious, b/c the shots from the tanks and jet will feel like pinches at most!
Bodacious
Bodacious gets points for Cthulhu creepiness and good old-fashioned well drawn-ness, but the revolving door of private-sector-to-government-
and-back-again is just too powerful. With personal coffers filled, innocent (bunnies) squelched, and Liberty figuratively (and literally) thrown around like a blunt object, the MIC seems unstoppable.
Eisenhower was right: Beware the Military Industrial Complex!
Winner: MIC!
MIC
Close battle. I think I'll go with Bodacious.
How could one mutant sea cucumber defeat the Military Industrial Complex? Impossible!
M.I.C. to win!
While Bodacious may be exactly that...bodacious...he looks to be the result of an atomic and/or nuclear explosion. He may be angry, but that doesn't mean he's entirely stable on a molecular level. Enter MIC. Not only does MIC carry the fire power to put the hurt on Bodacious, but he also carries the statue of liberty with which to tenderize like so many steaks the smoldering remnants of Bodacious.
MIC devestates.
While the MIC embodies that conqueror spirit of man, I believe that Bodacious' inner monster will be the champion....
The MIC is hubris personified, using force and military might to and for the highest bidder....
Bodacious' animal/vegetable/spore like bodice will smash, ooze, crush, and defeat the minion of the puny humans!
Winner: Bodacious!
Folks voting against him site the government ineffectiveness but they forget that they're terrific in the having votes end up in their favor department.
MIC
Bodacious scares the crap out of me, and that terror alone is formidable, but Mic was built to crush monstrosities like that.
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex!!!
Bodacious
d.
Bodacious proves to be much to squishy for his own good.
MIC is victorious.
Hmmm...
The two heavy hitters of this division.
The FACA great fighters, such as Neuterer, Heartshield, The pain bros, and Flammin Granny have never been like this, so I see neither fighters getting to far, but I dont know.
I'll say Bodacious.
dude! mic's totally had it coming, and what better way than from an accumulation of all the swamps he and his cousin HIC filled in?
BODACIOUS ftw!
MIC has to bribe--i mean, lobby--Congress to pass funding for all of its attacks, while Bodacious just pummels, nonstop!
Winner: Bodacious.
MIC's 20th-century toys are no match for the timeless Lovecraftian 1-2 punch of mind-mulching and matter-twisting terror. Looks like Bodacious has something slimy up its sleeves, ready to fire.
Ta-ta, MIC.
Winner - Bodacious
Winner's gotta be Mic!
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex with boldness and intemperance.
mic the military industrial complex
Did not bode well for the Complex.
Winner: Bodacious
bodacious!
Winner: MIC, the Military Industrial Complex
bodaciuos
Bodacious
MIC
Bodacious
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex!
The Military Industrial Would implode on it's own if Bodacious had the cunning to use MIC's greed against itself. But Bodacious doesn't look equipped for that type of fight.
MIC
Anyone who's played Scorched Earth knows: Nukes win.
Winner: MIC
Bodacious
Winner: MIC
There is no match for Bodacius!
Winner- Bodacious!
something that is pure weaponary and crushes rabbits without a care in the world is something to fear but can it fight. I see the first half of the fight going to bodacious but when the chips are down Mic will have no qualms setting of his huge bomb of a body kamikaze style of they'll both die but the willingness to self sacrafice makes him a winner in my book.
M.I.C
Bodacious looks like was built to take some repeated punishment. I can see him taking this match like Paul Newman in Cool Hand Luke- He'll get pummeled, but you won't be able to keep him down (should I have posted a spoiler warning there?).
For the win: Bodacious!
I vote for Bodacious.
Military brute force never, ever beat the giant monster in the movies. Everyone knows that....
Winner - Bodacious
All of the medals in the world can't help against the Weird ...
Winner - Bodacious
um. yuck.
bodacious!
Bodacious all the way...
winner: bodacious!
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sam
MIC, the Military Industrial Complex
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