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Winner- Hassan Gassan!
While a killer cloud of gas amuses me, I think the fight goes to the creepy Mantis with the cool trainers.
Winner: Meat Man Mantis
Hassan looks totally deadly.
Hassan.
I'm not sure if Mantises even have lungs... but on the other hand, you can't slice what you can't touch. It's a draw... lasting 3 months, at which time Meat Man Mantis keels over on account of his insect short lifespan.
Winner:
Hassan Gassan!
Ok, he is Immaterial AND a MASTER of MURDER?
Winner: Hassan Gassan.
Meatman uses superior butchery skills to dissapate the gassy.
Winner: Meat Man Mantis
Hassan Gassan.
While this is a match that certainly doesn't play to Meat-Man Mantis' strengths, you gotta give it up for anyone who'd go through the trouble of finding sneakers the exact same shade of green as their carapace! That shows both gumption, and sticktuitiveness, in that order. Both of which are clearly essential in a fight like this.
MMM!
As tough as Meat Man Mantis looks, I don't think he can do much against a cloud of deadly gas.
Hassan Gassan
How do you slice an apparition ? The mantis is going to be a specimin in Hassans jar before the night is through.
Winner Hassan
vote: meat man mantis!
The cloud guy
Meat Man Mantis.
meat man mantis!
Hassan Gassan may be deadly, but Meat Man Mantis is a butcherer mantis!! But-che-rer Man-tis!!
Kneel before MMM!
Winner: Met Man Mantis
Hassan Gassan
Hassan Gassan has mastered murder!
Hassan Gassan!
Meat-Man Mantis
Hassan.
Say your prayers Mantis, the winner is...
Hassan Gassan!
meat man mantis
These are both funny! Hassan Gassan has to win, though, especially if he's made up of pesticide.
Hassan
Winner: Hassan Gassan.
Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis
HASSAN GASSAN
Well, Hassan is immaterial, so short of Doctor Strange or some other being with magic powers, he can't be defeated. And he IS after all, a master of murder.
Vote: Hassan Gassan!
Hassan Gassan looks unbeatable in the first round
Winner: Hassan Gasasn
Hassan Gassan probably only could be stopped by being caught in a jar or changing his chemical makeup (via condensation or freezing). Since the Mantis lacks fingers or thumbs, I think he's screwed in this bout.
Hassan Gassan!
The win goes to Hassan Gassan-Murder Mist Master!!
It's unclear what Hassan could actually accomplish in a fight, other than perhaps smelling up the arena, or perhaps prepping for surgery. The insect has, at least, formidable looking claws, and comfortable looking shoes.
Winner: Mean Man Mantis!
Hassan Gassan.
I just let out a killer cloud of radioactive gas and wrapped my head in bandages in his honor!
Hassan Chop!!!
(hassan gassan)
Just like roaches, mantis is not effected by the deadly gas of Hassan.
Winner - Meat Man Mantis
I think Hassan will win because he can't really get hurt. He's just gas!
Hassan Gassan.
I know what bad gas is like...
Hassan Gassan
Hassan Gassan
Sorry, Meat Man, but he's immaterial!
Winner - Hassan Gassan
I don't see Mantis sucumbing to the gascious mixtures of Hassan. In one stroke he rips the Hassan's mask suffocating him on his own blend.
Winner: Meat Man Mantis
Hassan Gassan
MEAT MAN MANTIS!
Winner- Hassan Gassan!
Hassan Gassan!
Hassan Gassan!
Hassan Gassan
Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis!
Meat man mantis !
man I don't trust him at all, but I'd be afraid of what he'd do to me if I didn't vote for him. (scary!)
Hassan Gassan
This is hard work - Meat Man Mantis
Vote: Meat Man Mantis!
Hassan all the way - how can Mantis attack an apparition?!?
Winner: Hassan Gassan
Hassan Gassan
Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis. 'Cause he has an apron as his vocation implies.
Meat Man Mantis takes this one.
hassan gassan
Meat Man Mantis!
MEAT MAN GOT SHAFTED!!! THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN WIN!!!
sorry meat mantis... yer so neat, man.
HASSAN GASSAN
Hassan Gassan!
Hassan Gassan
What is the Mantis fighting? Hassan Gassan will trip over a parasite and die. Mantis prays while waiting for next fighter.
Meat Man Mantis
Bad luck draw for Mr. Mantis. He sure enough could carve the meat from the bones of a foe who had any. And, too bad his mutant humanoid torso appears to lack mantis wings, which could dispel the gas cloud.
Hassan Gassan, like Jack Flash, he's a gas, gas, gas!
Hassan Gassan
Wow, this one is tough. I'll go with Hassan Gassan.
Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis for sure!
Meat Man Mantis
With lightning reflexes and razor sharp pincers, Meat Man Mantis would make short work of any man.
But he fights no man....he fights a mist.
A mist of murder.
The Mantis feels the squeeze in his abdomenal spiricals.....his aerobic systems slowing...
Winner: Hassan Gassan!
i think Hassan Gassan is the evil that lurks in the hearts of men...
Hassan Gassan!
Hassan Gassan
d.
Meat Man Mantis was got it, trying to seek revenge because Hassan Gassan magicly turned him into a bug, making him very powerful.
Big mistake.
meat Man Mantis
come on, a male mantis?!? hi wife'll chomp his head off mid-match anyway!
HASSAN GASSAN ftw!
Winner: Meat Man Mantis
I must maintain solidarity with my mantis brothers.
If only he were a cockroach, Meat Man Mantis might be able to survive the gas. In this match-up, meat is murdered.
Winner - Hassan Gassan
Hassan Gassan
Hassan Gassan
mantis
Played misty for you.
Winner: Hassan Gassan
Winner: Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis fans the room with a large piece of butcher paper and opens a window.
Meat Man Mantis wins easily.
hassan
Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man Mantis
Hassan Gassan is awesome. Unfortunately, though, his ability is designed to take out humans, and since Meat Man Mantis isn't the bug wins it.
Meat Man Mantis - winner
Mantis looks pretty tough, but insects are susceptible to gasses.
Winner: Hassan Gassan
Hmmm... Mantises have been known to eat birds. Birds fly, some gasses float. Hassan Gassan floats. Mantises breathe gasses. This is hard. Meat Man Mantis, is a butcher though, and would have access to airtight packaging to preserve freshness. With sharp claws available to slice some gas-impermeable wrap very rapidly, I'm going to call this one in Meat Man Mantis' favor. That he just looks freaking deadly.
Winner: Meat Man Mantis
Winner: Hassan Gassan
Don't know what meat man mantis is gonna do to an intangible gas other than breath in its deadly fumes and die.
Hassan Gassan
mantis is dead meat next to hassan.
hassan gassan is the winner!
Hassan Gassan may be immaterial, but his face looks solid enough to stab. Even if that's not the case, Man Mantis has to be a pretty clever dude to dress himself without having actual hands. He'll figure something out.
This round goes to... Meat Man Mantis
I don't think Mantis can stand up to the assault of deadly gas with only razor-sharp pincers.
Winner: Hassah Gassan!
Meat Man Mantis can do kicks and punches so fast and fierce, that collectively they cause Hassan Gassan to dissipate into little pieces that can no longer hold themselves together.
Winner - Meat Man Mantis
Meat Man seduces and Hassan, then vacuums him in his sleep.
Winner - Meat Man Mantis
extra thin, please, hold the fat.
meat man mantis!
Hassan beats the mantis. It's too easy to suffocate a bug. Although Meatman Mantis is awesome.
Hassan!
Meat Man Mantis comes out of the butcher shop slicing and dicing, his speed surprising and his accuracy commendable. Yet his opponent can dissipate to take the shape of his container (like the room or arena they're fighting in), becoming less dense, and therefore harder to hit. Mantis' swipes and stabs are on target, but infuriatingly pass through the deadly gas cloud. Mantis tires and Hassan moves in for the figurative and possibly literal kill.
Winner: Hassan Gassan
Winner: Hassan Gassan!
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sam
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