Wednesday, May 16, 2007


GRUDGE MATCH

114 comments:

Scorpicon said...

I have no idea how Heartshield can fight around the shield, so I'm going to vote for The Neuterer, what with his hatchets and claws.

Joel Priddy said...

Battle-tested, championship-approved: HEARTSHIELD!

Christian S said...

Heartshield rules!

Jamin said...

The Neuterer!

Joel Carroll said...

Sorry, Heartshield....the Neuterer has an axe to grind.

The Neuterer FOR THE WIN!

Loris Z. said...

Neuterer for the win!

Luca Tieri said...

Neuterer!
Go beat that emo-kid! =D

Graham said...

the neuterer!!! he kicks so much ass.

Monkeyfeather said...

The Neuterer has nothing to lose, he's hungry.

THE NEUTERER

Dave Shelton said...

Heartshield.

ocularinvasion said...

The Neuterer

JJ said...

The Neuterer

Tom Barwick said...

HEARTSHIELD !

The Flaming Head said...

Sorry Heartshield, I love you but ...

The Neuterer!

ArtistXero said...

The Neuterer!

-David Poe said...

The Neuterer.
Simple.

fredland said...

heartshield

Jonathan Edwards said...

It's a close thing but it has to be.... Heartshield!

pulphope said...

Heartshield looks 2 dimentional to me, as in flat, like a piece of paper-- it'd be hard to hit him if he is turned sideways. That is a definate advantage in his favor. And that shield is pretty big.

...however, Neuterer IS wielding two sharp axes and lurking around on clawed feet so it is only a matter of time.

alas, poor Heartshield, it's Neuterer's day! Sparta!

Mike Laughead said...

The Neuterer

matt said...

You know, I was thinking I'd vote Neuterer, but in these new drawings, I gotta say, he looks way less tough. Like some overgrown bird/terrier with axes. And the knight always kills the hideous monther, right?

Heartshield!

thealamobasement said...

Neuterer!

Bob MacNeil said...

The Neuterer, even the name hurts (ouch)!!!!!!

Garry Milne said...

If television has taught me anything it's that good beats evil.
That shield is good, those axes are evil.
Don't let me down T.V...
Heartshield wins.

xy said...

Neuterer

McCarthy said...

Though Heartshield's shield sports a wicked barb at its bottom, I feel like The Neuterer, with his "axes of evil," wants it more this time around.

I like The Neuterer. Looking forward to the tie-breaker match.

Maré Odomo said...

I'm sorry, Heartshield.

but he has two axes...


Neuterer.

Adam said...

Being new to the world of FACA I know little of these two fighters history but it is evident these two have clashed before. The Neuterer is all about attack, Heartshirld all about defence. The Neuterer has a wild look in his eyes and the feet of a beast, while Heartshield's stance and steely glare hint at a considered tactical battle plan. Considering this I'd say they were evenly matched but The Neuterer has come out of retirement especially for this fight so perhaps he has thought this through and has something up his sleeve.

I vote The Neuterer.

D π said...

Neuterer opens with a strong offense, hammering away at the heart shield. Heartshield holds up his defense waiting to retaliate, but defense starts at the feet, and those heels aren't solid enough. The neuterer has developed a style that is both defense and offense. A minute and a half into the match, Heartshield breaks a heel and winds up with way more than hurt feelings.
neuterer.

Gavin Schmitt said...

Heart shield all the way baby

mike said...

Heartshield!! Offense fills the stands but defense wins championships!!!

Ras Yeti said...

Living the celebrity lifestyle spending all that dough from his endorsement deals has made the Neuterer soft. Besides, isn't he dating Lindsay Lohan? That'll mess with your head and destroy your mental toughness for sure.

Heartshield wins again!

Big Al said...

Neuterer!

Night Flyer said...

Nothing can break this heart. Love conquers all.

Winner - Heartshield

Screw Jeff Owens said...

While Neuterer does have two axes and some sharp talons, Heartshield has...well..a heartshield! Heartshield deflects every blow and wears the Neuterer down.

Heartshield wins!

Checkmark said...

The Neuterer.

He shall win.

Tim Baron said...

Tough one. Neuterer is back and he's bad. He looks pretty buff too. But he still might be back to his old, dirty, chopping tricks again.

Due to nobility of character and virtue, I think Heart shield would win...even if he'd come out a little less of a man.

Vote Heartshield.

Scott Morse said...

Neuterer. SPANK!

JettBOY said...

The Neuterer looks ready for some payback. Hang in there Heartshield! I'm voting for Heartshield to defend his title.

Raz said...

sure heartshield's shield would hold up for a little while but with no weapons to fight back with I'd say Axes beats Herts.

the neuterer wins

pbcbstudios said...

neut - erer

Jim Medway said...

Neuterer!

thedave said...

I have done some computer simulations of how this match will pan out factoring in stats, build and age...and the data concurs with my gut...

THE NEUTERER!!!!!

stephen eidson said...

Heartshield has always looked great but he currently seems to have lost a little of his typical grim, gritted teeth menace. Could it be apprehension? His body posturing may suggest that. Neuterer, on the other hand looks awfully ready to go.

Neuterer

Marmax said...

heartshield

Rick Lacy said...

Heartshield!

the heart shaped wall of love-justice will never break!

J œ r m u ŋ g a n d r said...

Heartshield all the way!

Greg Hillsman said...

Sorry, Heartshield. You've been axed.

The Neuterer!

Glorb said...

Neuterer ! (so angry)

Chad! said...

Heartshield!!!!

Óscar Pérez said...

HEARTSHIELD!

yynderjohn said...

Neuterer

Jose Domingo said...

This time looks like Heartshield is not feeling confident in himself at all, I vote..

THE NEUTERER!!

e said...

heartshield!

Tyler (characters N' sketches) said...

heartShield!!!!

samacleod said...

THE NEUTERER ! ! !

lastworthy said...

shouldn't he be holding the shield a bit...lower?

NEUTERER, logically

Steve Rolston said...

Heartshield

urbancowfolks said...

Love conquers all. After receiving a heavy beating, Heartshield, with the Power of Love (Huey Lewis playing in the background)will overcome, and mercifully put down the Neuterer.

Heartshield in a brilliant come from behind win.

Eric Talbot said...

Fear The Neuterer!

Lance said...

i just watched ROCKY BALBOA the other day, and it got me a lil teary-eyed to see the old "Italian Stalion" come back for his final hoo-rah. that said, the Neuterer looks just as primed and ready to Neuter as i'm guessing he was in his prime. i'd hate to see heartshield's first big victory go to his head.

Neuterer

Michael Cho said...

Pain vs. Love.

I go with Heartshield.

Michael Bowen said...

Neuterer. even if one axe gets stuck in the shield, the other is still free to smite.

john said...

On the one hand, I want Heartshield to stay the champ, but on the other hand, Neuterer has been so persistent and is poised for a comeback.

Neuterer, but not by much.

mmmmmike said...

if neuterer wins, do we get to see the puss under the mask?

neuterer, mostly out of curiosity...both are super nasty

LT said...

Well, Neuterer for 3 reasons.

1. Neuterer answered questions from the media.
2. Heartshield was being pretty awful to good ol Neuterer.
3. Two axes. One for the shield, one for the heart.

MIKE THOMAS said...

I like the Neuterer but the guy has a heart shield...

Heartshield

Dan Boyd said...

Neuterer looks like he is going hunting. Hertshield looks like someone just farted in his direction.

Neuturer clearly takes this.

Neuterer = New Terror

nelson said...

HEARTSHIELD WIN!!!

Taylor Brinkman said...

heartshield

Bart King said...

Iz sayz 'The Neuterer'!

RJackson said...

Not so much because of the axes, but those clawed feet look vicious.

Neuterer wins with a decapitation!

Peebot said...

One thing is clear in Fist-A-Cuffs...you've GOT to have HEART!

winner: HEARSHIELD!

Evan said...

I don't have anything clever to say.

totally Heartshield.

Johnny said...

The Neuterer

Lighthouse Pilot said...

This is a tough one...and believe me I've wrestled with this one all day.
Hmmm. Whew! If I must choose then it be Heartshield.

Heartshield!
but it's real dang close)

piepiepiiiiiiiiiiie said...

Heartshield!!!

Bat Masterson said...

LOVE is the LAW.

Heartshield!

Operation GutterBall said...

The Neuterer

ornitorrincoman said...

heartshield!!!!!!!!!!

ROMANO said...

HEARTSHIELD!

Nick said...

heartshield woot!

BlogFoot said...

The Neuterer.

Cody the cannibal said...

Lo! and there was a battle, and that battle hath one winner, and the one winner be he who like me, fights with his.....

........HEARTSHEILD!

Will Kane said...

Heartshield.

juanito said...

I gotta agree with -mike- defense wins championships. Heartshield!! He's got his defenses up and he never falls in love! Ha ha.

ETK said...

HeartShield

Paul Conrad said...

A wise man once said,

"The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling thats the power of love"

I believe that love is going to triumph this day.

Heartshield!

Serapio Calm said...

Go Heartshield! Take him down! Use that shield like Captain America!

Richard Tingley said...

It has to be The Neuterer

david rubín said...

heartshield!

d.

Paul Hoppe said...

H-E-A-R-T-S-H-I-E-L-D!

Javier Hernandez said...

Neuterer will take it...by a couple of inches!!

HabbenINK said...

One more for Heartshield!

tonci said...

the neuterer, obviously.

Ross Brinkman said...

Heartshield can dodge and deflect, so
I'm going with the reigning Champ

HEARTSHIELD!

SketchCrawl said...

ah, the power of love ....

Heartshield

dannygreen1964 said...

Heartshield

Randy said...

The Neuterer!

Andre Barnwell said...

The Neuterer

john struan said...

The Neuterer will win. Heartshield is in for a world of hurt.

rhode said...

Neuterer...victorious!!!

E Simmons said...

a guy in tights Vs a man in a skirt, tough pick. I think the one with the bigger heart will prevail in the end.
Heartshield

Masashi said...

Neuterer!

Kagan M. said...

Neuterer for sure

Jamie Baker said...

what good is HEART when the Neuterer has taken away... other things...

THE NEUTERER!

maris said...

Because pointy boots hurt.

HEARTSHIELD!

JAWS said...

so the neuterer...

Quint said...

NEUTERER

pepo said...

HEARTSHIELD.

Mister Tan said...

VOTING OVER.

sam

Bud Rogers said...

Heartshield.

PAUUULLLL!!!! said...

i am voting for hartshild boyy

Derrick said...

Aww crap! I missed the voting...well if this vote were valid then it would go to Heartshield. Neutering scares me and is endorsed by Bob Barker..eee