Heartshield looks 2 dimentional to me, as in flat, like a piece of paper-- it'd be hard to hit him if he is turned sideways. That is a definate advantage in his favor. And that shield is pretty big.
...however, Neuterer IS wielding two sharp axes and lurking around on clawed feet so it is only a matter of time.
You know, I was thinking I'd vote Neuterer, but in these new drawings, I gotta say, he looks way less tough. Like some overgrown bird/terrier with axes. And the knight always kills the hideous monther, right?
Being new to the world of FACA I know little of these two fighters history but it is evident these two have clashed before. The Neuterer is all about attack, Heartshirld all about defence. The Neuterer has a wild look in his eyes and the feet of a beast, while Heartshield's stance and steely glare hint at a considered tactical battle plan. Considering this I'd say they were evenly matched but The Neuterer has come out of retirement especially for this fight so perhaps he has thought this through and has something up his sleeve.
Neuterer opens with a strong offense, hammering away at the heart shield. Heartshield holds up his defense waiting to retaliate, but defense starts at the feet, and those heels aren't solid enough. The neuterer has developed a style that is both defense and offense. A minute and a half into the match, Heartshield breaks a heel and winds up with way more than hurt feelings. neuterer.
Living the celebrity lifestyle spending all that dough from his endorsement deals has made the Neuterer soft. Besides, isn't he dating Lindsay Lohan? That'll mess with your head and destroy your mental toughness for sure.
While Neuterer does have two axes and some sharp talons, Heartshield has...well..a heartshield! Heartshield deflects every blow and wears the Neuterer down.
Heartshield has always looked great but he currently seems to have lost a little of his typical grim, gritted teeth menace. Could it be apprehension? His body posturing may suggest that. Neuterer, on the other hand looks awfully ready to go.
Love conquers all. After receiving a heavy beating, Heartshield, with the Power of Love (Huey Lewis playing in the background)will overcome, and mercifully put down the Neuterer.
i just watched ROCKY BALBOA the other day, and it got me a lil teary-eyed to see the old "Italian Stalion" come back for his final hoo-rah. that said, the Neuterer looks just as primed and ready to Neuter as i'm guessing he was in his prime. i'd hate to see heartshield's first big victory go to his head.
1. Neuterer answered questions from the media. 2. Heartshield was being pretty awful to good ol Neuterer. 3. Two axes. One for the shield, one for the heart.
"The power of love is a curious thing Make a one man weep, make another man sing Change a hawk to a little white dove More than a feeling thats the power of love"
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I have no idea how Heartshield can fight around the shield, so I'm going to vote for The Neuterer, what with his hatchets and claws.
Battle-tested, championship-approved: HEARTSHIELD!
Heartshield rules!
The Neuterer!
Sorry, Heartshield....the Neuterer has an axe to grind.
The Neuterer FOR THE WIN!
Neuterer for the win!
Neuterer!
Go beat that emo-kid! =D
the neuterer!!! he kicks so much ass.
The Neuterer has nothing to lose, he's hungry.
THE NEUTERER
Heartshield.
The Neuterer
The Neuterer
HEARTSHIELD !
Sorry Heartshield, I love you but ...
The Neuterer!
The Neuterer!
The Neuterer.
Simple.
heartshield
It's a close thing but it has to be.... Heartshield!
Heartshield looks 2 dimentional to me, as in flat, like a piece of paper-- it'd be hard to hit him if he is turned sideways. That is a definate advantage in his favor. And that shield is pretty big.
...however, Neuterer IS wielding two sharp axes and lurking around on clawed feet so it is only a matter of time.
alas, poor Heartshield, it's Neuterer's day! Sparta!
The Neuterer
You know, I was thinking I'd vote Neuterer, but in these new drawings, I gotta say, he looks way less tough. Like some overgrown bird/terrier with axes. And the knight always kills the hideous monther, right?
Heartshield!
Neuterer!
The Neuterer, even the name hurts (ouch)!!!!!!
If television has taught me anything it's that good beats evil.
That shield is good, those axes are evil.
Don't let me down T.V...
Heartshield wins.
Neuterer
Though Heartshield's shield sports a wicked barb at its bottom, I feel like The Neuterer, with his "axes of evil," wants it more this time around.
I like The Neuterer. Looking forward to the tie-breaker match.
I'm sorry, Heartshield.
but he has two axes...
Neuterer.
Being new to the world of FACA I know little of these two fighters history but it is evident these two have clashed before. The Neuterer is all about attack, Heartshirld all about defence. The Neuterer has a wild look in his eyes and the feet of a beast, while Heartshield's stance and steely glare hint at a considered tactical battle plan. Considering this I'd say they were evenly matched but The Neuterer has come out of retirement especially for this fight so perhaps he has thought this through and has something up his sleeve.
I vote The Neuterer.
Neuterer opens with a strong offense, hammering away at the heart shield. Heartshield holds up his defense waiting to retaliate, but defense starts at the feet, and those heels aren't solid enough. The neuterer has developed a style that is both defense and offense. A minute and a half into the match, Heartshield breaks a heel and winds up with way more than hurt feelings.
neuterer.
Heart shield all the way baby
Heartshield!! Offense fills the stands but defense wins championships!!!
Living the celebrity lifestyle spending all that dough from his endorsement deals has made the Neuterer soft. Besides, isn't he dating Lindsay Lohan? That'll mess with your head and destroy your mental toughness for sure.
Heartshield wins again!
Neuterer!
Nothing can break this heart. Love conquers all.
Winner - Heartshield
While Neuterer does have two axes and some sharp talons, Heartshield has...well..a heartshield! Heartshield deflects every blow and wears the Neuterer down.
Heartshield wins!
The Neuterer.
He shall win.
Tough one. Neuterer is back and he's bad. He looks pretty buff too. But he still might be back to his old, dirty, chopping tricks again.
Due to nobility of character and virtue, I think Heart shield would win...even if he'd come out a little less of a man.
Vote Heartshield.
Neuterer. SPANK!
The Neuterer looks ready for some payback. Hang in there Heartshield! I'm voting for Heartshield to defend his title.
sure heartshield's shield would hold up for a little while but with no weapons to fight back with I'd say Axes beats Herts.
the neuterer wins
neut - erer
Neuterer!
I have done some computer simulations of how this match will pan out factoring in stats, build and age...and the data concurs with my gut...
THE NEUTERER!!!!!
Heartshield has always looked great but he currently seems to have lost a little of his typical grim, gritted teeth menace. Could it be apprehension? His body posturing may suggest that. Neuterer, on the other hand looks awfully ready to go.
Neuterer
heartshield
Heartshield!
the heart shaped wall of love-justice will never break!
Heartshield all the way!
Sorry, Heartshield. You've been axed.
The Neuterer!
Neuterer ! (so angry)
Heartshield!!!!
HEARTSHIELD!
Neuterer
This time looks like Heartshield is not feeling confident in himself at all, I vote..
THE NEUTERER!!
heartshield!
heartShield!!!!
THE NEUTERER ! ! !
shouldn't he be holding the shield a bit...lower?
NEUTERER, logically
Heartshield
Love conquers all. After receiving a heavy beating, Heartshield, with the Power of Love (Huey Lewis playing in the background)will overcome, and mercifully put down the Neuterer.
Heartshield in a brilliant come from behind win.
Fear The Neuterer!
i just watched ROCKY BALBOA the other day, and it got me a lil teary-eyed to see the old "Italian Stalion" come back for his final hoo-rah. that said, the Neuterer looks just as primed and ready to Neuter as i'm guessing he was in his prime. i'd hate to see heartshield's first big victory go to his head.
Neuterer
Pain vs. Love.
I go with Heartshield.
Neuterer. even if one axe gets stuck in the shield, the other is still free to smite.
On the one hand, I want Heartshield to stay the champ, but on the other hand, Neuterer has been so persistent and is poised for a comeback.
Neuterer, but not by much.
if neuterer wins, do we get to see the puss under the mask?
neuterer, mostly out of curiosity...both are super nasty
Well, Neuterer for 3 reasons.
1. Neuterer answered questions from the media.
2. Heartshield was being pretty awful to good ol Neuterer.
3. Two axes. One for the shield, one for the heart.
I like the Neuterer but the guy has a heart shield...
Heartshield
Neuterer looks like he is going hunting. Hertshield looks like someone just farted in his direction.
Neuturer clearly takes this.
Neuterer = New Terror
HEARTSHIELD WIN!!!
heartshield
Iz sayz 'The Neuterer'!
Not so much because of the axes, but those clawed feet look vicious.
Neuterer wins with a decapitation!
One thing is clear in Fist-A-Cuffs...you've GOT to have HEART!
winner: HEARSHIELD!
I don't have anything clever to say.
totally Heartshield.
The Neuterer
This is a tough one...and believe me I've wrestled with this one all day.
Hmmm. Whew! If I must choose then it be Heartshield.
Heartshield!
but it's real dang close)
Heartshield!!!
LOVE is the LAW.
Heartshield!
The Neuterer
heartshield!!!!!!!!!!
HEARTSHIELD!
heartshield woot!
The Neuterer.
Lo! and there was a battle, and that battle hath one winner, and the one winner be he who like me, fights with his.....
........HEARTSHEILD!
Heartshield.
I gotta agree with -mike- defense wins championships. Heartshield!! He's got his defenses up and he never falls in love! Ha ha.
HeartShield
A wise man once said,
"The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling thats the power of love"
I believe that love is going to triumph this day.
Heartshield!
Go Heartshield! Take him down! Use that shield like Captain America!
It has to be The Neuterer
heartshield!
d.
H-E-A-R-T-S-H-I-E-L-D!
Neuterer will take it...by a couple of inches!!
One more for Heartshield!
the neuterer, obviously.
Heartshield can dodge and deflect, so
I'm going with the reigning Champ
HEARTSHIELD!
ah, the power of love ....
Heartshield
Heartshield
The Neuterer!
The Neuterer
The Neuterer will win. Heartshield is in for a world of hurt.
Neuterer...victorious!!!
a guy in tights Vs a man in a skirt, tough pick. I think the one with the bigger heart will prevail in the end.
Heartshield
Neuterer!
Neuterer for sure
what good is HEART when the Neuterer has taken away... other things...
THE NEUTERER!
Because pointy boots hurt.
HEARTSHIELD!
so the neuterer...
NEUTERER
HEARTSHIELD.
VOTING OVER.
sam
Heartshield.
i am voting for hartshild boyy
Aww crap! I missed the voting...well if this vote were valid then it would go to Heartshield. Neutering scares me and is endorsed by Bob Barker..eee
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